2006

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.

The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.

like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room

[obnoxious younger brother voice] yeah mom, I told loser it's time for dinner. ... ow, quit it, I'm respecting your pronouns—

The purest form of love is consideration. When someone thinks about how things would make you feel. Pays attention to detail. Holds you in regard when making decisions that could affect you. In any bond, how much they care about you can be found in how much they consider you

All hail Volcano Snail

heard they’re making it easier tomorrow. not sure if it’s true, but don’t you wanna find out?

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

Jason & Friends

ALWAYS REBLOG

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

“migraine with aura” sounds so cool . like some sort of ability. but it is in fact not cool at all

Nº 0001 Bulbasaur 3D model from Pokémon Stadium (Nintendo EAD, 2000) for Nintendo 64.

how i'm tryna be

call me vlad the way i impaler

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

🩷 we are not surviving the winter 🩷

this is so funny.

the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

The next line of her speech is also great: “Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings.”

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

wait how could i forget!!!

—heard i was trans when i started working there but thought i was trans in the other direction so got offended on my behalf when he heard people calling me “he/him”

nothing I can say on this blog will be funnier than the things that come from this boy’s brain

YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN BREATHING

YOU ARE ALSO BLINKING

💥💥💥 GET FUCKED EXPLOSION 💥💥💥

reblog to totally fuck explode your mutuals ‼️

kill yourself

💥🚨SUICIDE BAIT WAS INEFFECTIVE🚨💥

detransition

⚠️‼️UNSURE HOW TO CLASSIFY THIS BUT REGARDLESS I AM CIS⚠️‼️

transition

ON IT BOSS 🫡