Random....definitely random.

Legit what i want as a woman

Please, never let this meme die.

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

did people think we were fucking joking about this

Me: fully aware that fucking monsters can have awful consequences like infections, broken bones and even death.

Also me:

good good rammstein boys

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters

This made me puke blood

Hell yeah

Well, of course we are 🙄🙄🙄

I am 99% sure @fellowwriter is a figment of my imagination tho

petition for guillermo del toro to be the director of the venom sequel, because he’s the only man who can be trusted to accurately and faithfully portray the romance, the sizzling passion involved in monster fucking. 

He also would make some deep statement about what true love and lust are, while simultaneously just giving monster fuckers what they need to go on living in a monster less world.

I have never wanted for something so strongly on my life

hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down

Oh my god

you’re doing the lord’s work OP

Imma watch this later

THE UNDERTALE ONE

The fucking whale one had me hollerin 😂

me, doing things that are supposed to improve my mental health:

the brain cell in charge of serotonin n’junk:

Truth. I have no filter. 🤷🏻‍♀️

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

everyone go to burger king tomorrow and order the ghost burger

the look on the worker’s face will be epic

Do it

“quick psa here folks”

I am screaming

I MADE A MEME

still thinking about that time when the hex girls performed ‘earth, wind, fire, and air’ at the oakhaven autumn festival in scooby-doo and the witch’s ghost (1999)