This is so awesome

25 years of ads peeled away

A warning

tomorrow

So I was made to feel old today...

Two decades today

Oh my fucking gods one of my favorite memes of all time is now twenty years old.

Oh my fucking gods I am 44.

yeah i bet you did i mean look at the size of that thing

theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks

Silly vamp doodles

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

I know a guy exactly like this hold on

the premise; Van Helsing and Dracula drop their age old rivalry and team up to fight crime on the mean streets of Chelsea, in this action packed, mysteries abound 70's detective series! Starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.

credit entirely to the Time vault podcast for the concept, ffffff if only it had happened.

PSA: how to remove Buggy from your dashboard:

STEP 1:

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

Dear me, even art has to be materially productive in this hellscape of a society.

I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

I'm gonna start adding this to every post I see about this advertising bs that tumblr are pulling

not only is it annoying, and in some countries probably illegal for not declaring a paid partnership

TUMBLR IS CROSSING THE PICKET LINE

They are taking money from Netflix to promote a show.

Actors and writers are unable to promote work because of the ongoing WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes.

Netflix is under the AMPTP, so it is a struck company, making One Piece a struck work.

So they are using alternate ways of promoting their products, including paying companies like tumblr.

Both the WGA and SAG-AFTRA have made statements saying that they consider anyone or company taking payment to promote struck work as crossing the picket line.

Tumblr is spitting in the face of struggling actors and writers to make a quick buck from Netflix

tumblr is not "crossing the picket line" by advertising for Netflix because tumblr is not a member of SAG-AFTRA or the WGA. Striking talent has stated outright that they want people to watch and engage with the work they've done and the series they've worked on, PARTICULARLY during the strike. The AMPTP needs to know that the things they make have VALUE to the common viewer.

They've encouraged film and television reviewers to continue reviewing. They've encouraged people to go watch the things they've worked on. Guild members can't advertise their work, so NON-GUILD PEOPLE HAVE TO IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT PEOPLE WANT WHAT STRIKING WORKERS CREATE.

This ad campaign fucking sucks, but this is absolutely not what you're posing it as. tumblr can't engage in "scab behavior" because TUMBLR IS NOT A MEMBER OF ANY STRIKING GUILD.

Reblogging for the final addition/correction. Additional note: while SAG-AFTRA has a no-promo rule for its members, WGA does not, because leadership made the call that divorcing writers from their creations was more harmful, so WGA members such as Neil Gaiman are fine to post about their work (so long as it's of their own volition and not because a studio is asking them/paying them to do so.)

Second additional note for clarification: Canceling streaming services in solidarity IS something you can do right now and won't actually harm the strike's cause; WGA negotiating committee co-chair Chris Keyser said in an interview that the WGA is not in the business of calling for global boycotts; however, he added that he fully expects fans/audiences to organically start canceling in solidarity and because there won't be new shows coming out. If you want to cancel your streaming services in support of the strikes, please do leave a cancellation message for the streamer that you're canceling to support WGA/SAG-AFTRA!

CRYING OVER DICK.

how are there so many of these?

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m sorry for putting so much Dick on your dash today.

[ID: Discord screenshot from me, Rotting Mistake, saying "From age 0-17 you're an innocent angel who has never had an impure thought in your life, from 18-25 you're an adult minor who also can't have sex, and then at 25 your brain has fully developed (very real science) and you have about five years to have sex because anyone 30+ is a decrepit ancient hag". End ID]

This is breaching containment already please realize in this post that "porn" meas Team Fortress 2 hentai

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