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Scorpioteen

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Female/straight Zodiac:Scorpio (duh) Post random Current obssesion:Bnha,One Piece, Mochi Man
Anonymous asked:

Speaking of mafia bosses here's a concept. One (1) oblivious, workaholic tailor, and the regular mafia boss(es?) who slowly falls in obsession with them. Luckily, there is no need to make up reasons to visit; they go through a lot of suits. The tailor just think they are really into high quality fashion. And maybe sword fighting as a hobby. I know if I could afford handmade 3 piece suits, I would probably be taking some fencing classes or something.

Mate, just imagine being this overworked, tired, socially awkward tailor who’s focused on staying in their fucking lane and never taking a step out of line. They want their sleeves hand embroidered? Got it, boss, come in next week. There’s a gash on their side that definitely not from a knife fight? Whatever, step right here, you’ll take care of that now. One of their bodyguards stands outside of your shop at all hours of the days and chases away ‘threatening’ clients? Better bring them a glass of water, just in case they overheat. It doesn’t matter what suspicious, protective, obsessive thing they do, you’re just going to smile and give them their total. You don’t have the temptation nor the time to open those doors, and you don’t plan on trying anytime soon. 

Luckily, your most generous client is more than fine with this arrangement, their orders ranging from the average ‘sew this’ to ‘go back to your apartment and don’t come out until I come get you’. Sure, they get a little… touchy, sometimes, pressing you up against the full-length mirrors in your sizing room and biting into your neck, muttering such possessive things until you make up some appointment that’ll ‘interrupt’ the two of you, but they tip pretty well, so you guess it’s alright. Nothing worth getting into, really. At least you have a steady job, this way. Even if half of that career is just not getting yourself killed until the rival boss to whoever kidnapped you this week sends someone after you.

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Anonymous asked:

Can I request headcanons for yandere Bakugou, Todoroki and Deku where they have been leaving their darlings voicemails proclaiming their love and whatnot and seeing as they're not reacting badly to it, their darling must be happy. Turns out they haven't heard any of it because they don't know how to access their voicemail

Oh gosh oh gosh I love this concept??? Thank you for requesting! 

Okay so,,, these get a little unhinged real quick because i am in a mood so!

Tw: Dacryphilia, degradation, stalking, yandere relationships, unhealthy relationships,  (Maybe?? just in case,,,) dumbification, lots of cussing (Thanks katsuki.) They’re all pretty abusive,,, Midoriya’s gets a little n/sfw-ish? Like just motions of moans but,, to be safe also panty stealing. I love these boys so much so i’ll make them terrible,,, as a treat.

All of these characters are third years!

Scorpio - Forbidden Apple Fatale

  “….She is a woman that is born with centuries in her eyes. Full of trouble and filled of sacred light. Potent ingredients of Mars and Pluto mix in her like a cauldron of indigo storms. She constantly enters the silence, and she can vividly imagine physical death. On the 18th path of the tree of life is the snake, symbolised through the sign of Scorpio. Jung says that the snake expresses the conflict between intuition and the conscious mind, and the great motion of nature. Her physical body that rests here is not hers, and she knows this…”

Scorpio is the sign of death and endings. In light of this quality, it is also a sign of life, rebirth, the second birth, the second coming. The soul light can only be seen in the darkest of nights, alone and abandoned. Scorpio knows that if one is to truly ascend then one must deeply descend.  At its core, transformation and regeneration is creation. Scorpio is The Intelligent Host of Creative Force active in every live mineral. The sign rules over the reproductive organs and guards over the practice of The Maithuna that awaken the ingenious and magical Kundalini serpent within. In this respect, Scorpio protects the sacredness of sex. This commonly manifests through involvement in sexual justice, law and criminal proceedings, and battles for liberation. Scorpios shield against violation and abuses of this kind, the venom injected by their sting is capable of fatally wounding the depraved beings who do, or intend to defile the purity of this intimate practice. Scorpio dwells in this etheric realm of the fiery divine sexual force. This is the same force residing in the angelic cherubins enclosing Eden. Scorpio is the battleground between white magick and black magick. The good and evil inside Scorpio go into war, one is promising everything and one is promising nothing, and like a sleight of hand both can trade places. Scorpio is watery intuitive and Pluto psychic, everything within these people operates at hidden and subliminal levels. During childhood, the goodness of the world revealed itself in light of the bad. Adults tore off the masks of angels to reveal monsters, survival instinct was shaped, primed and prepared for the oncoming brutality. It conditioned a consequence for every action, it made every footstep they would take strategic and strikingly calculative, and no risk posed a greater threat than doing nothing at all. To loved ones this may have appeared as being lost or confused, but the Scorpio never wanted to be found. There was always a sense of direction - even if the compass spun from an unknown ocean. It glides and crosses up and around the spine like a psychic serpent, the air can feel thick crackling against their fingertips.Scorpio is the dark angel, the serpent who seduced Eve to taste the apple and thus “your eyes will be open and you will be like God, knowing good and evil“. The apple is forever outstretched in the right eye of Scorpio, the apple of ego loss through orgasm, reflecting and re-radiating the universal auric sparkle. The preceding sign is Libra on the descendant, so every shadow has been exposed upon entering Scorpio. The serpent has been relegated to a base and decrepit symbol of all that is pain and evil in modern theology. We can observe a similar designation applied to the astrological sign of Scorpio that is frequently slandered, denigrated, and associated with the activation of these lower and inaccurately retold serpentine traits, “(you will) become like God, knowing” the serpent told, beholding the wisdom within the Tree of Knowledge in its ascended state, and “knowing good and evil” is the awareness of the duality inherent to divine consciousness. Scorpio is on the borderland between consciousness like the serpent recoiled around the centre of the Tree of Knowledge, the position said to be the border of the Human Soul in between spirit and matter. “The inferno is the womb of Heaven. Beauty is born from rottenness.” - Samuel Aun Weor 

written by Cherry art by Xue Wang

Aries ☄️ Cosmos child

Taurus 🍄 Heiress of nature

Gemini 🌜🌛 Telepathy with the gods

Cancer 🌚 Dance for the man in the moon

Leo 🎩 The grand magician the great and mystical

Virgo ✋ Those Hands have a Mind of their own

Libra 🕊 Darling of divination

Scorpio 🦂 Mistress of macabre

Sagittarius 🔖 Figment of fortune

Capricorn 👑 The ancient alchemist

Aquarius 🌬 ~three eyed guide

Pisces 💧 The mystic’s muse

Anonymous asked:

In Jojo if an s/O is clingy and terrified of them leaving her because she was abandoned by a lot of people in her life, which yandere would use that as an advantage and threaten to leave her? And whio actually try to help?

Ahhh!! Yes yes yes!! I love this idea!! Hmmm, let me think!!

I’d say probably the ones that would resort mostly to emotion manipulation if they were a yandere. 

I definitely think of Dio. He would be the kind that would threaten that there are multiple men and women out there that want him. What makes you any different? You are in no place to be making any kind of demands. He has no problem with leaving you and just finding someone else who would be far better suited for him. He might even go as far to as flirt or sleep with other people to prove a point. Whatever happens, the end result is the same. You would be in his arms regardless, apologizing for wronging him. 

Fugo and Giorno are also the kind I can kinda see. (I wanna say Abbacchio as well…but I’m on the fence. He seems more of the type with the abandonment issues) They are busy men. They have no time to argue or make compromises. If you are unhappy with them, they can just leave you. Oh, and you knoooow, they re going to emphasize how you would be all alone. They aren’t nice about it in any way either, making you feel like are at fault. There would be no room to argue. 

I feel like Bruno, Risotto, and Prosciutto would fit this bill as well. I kinda like to think they are in between being kind about it or absolute cruel. At first, it’s probably an ile threat, making you wonder if you really want to leave or not. Then it becomes their trump card any time you try to stand up to them. They are nice about it until you piss them off. Then they are cruel, calculated, and they make sure they hit somewhere that hurts. But don’t worry! They’ll make sure to comfort you when they are done, and you wonder why you ever anted to leave. 

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Anonymous asked:

Ok the time traveller anon give me in idea, what if after the GER defeat diavolo and accident happened and caused s/O to travel 10 years into the future? For her it was like 5 seconds past and now she's facing a more mature,intimatiding and cruel version of giorno and mista(heck, maybe the Joe start gene kicks in for the Don) after meeting them again you noticed strange behaviors and how they treat you(1/???)

Sure, 10 years was alot and they obviously grow as people but you can’t help but see their “friendly” Interactions with you became more…Obsessive, they don’t send you on mission often due to fear of losing you again, and soon enough you weren’t allows to go out on missions anymore, they didn’t listen to what you have to say and that angers you, did they Not see you as an equal?, whenever you want to speak up, seeing the dark look in Giorno make your mouth close shut (2/???)

you were keep track of 24/7, it came to you that they aren’t the same people you kno, wouldn’t lock you up like this, they wouldn’t have suffocate you with their affection, they scare you tbh… What more horrifying is how Giorno whispers into your ears whenever he have the chance to take time and hold you tightly, confessing how lonely he were, how he sent people all over Italy searching for you, how he would get in bed with any women who look like you, but now you’re here with him again (3/3)

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Oh Gish, that really would be interesting. I get that they would miss you, but h o b o I talk about a complete 180. I definitely like the thought of them being so scared they’d lose you again that you’d be on constant surveillance and Giorno won’t even send you out to job. you just gotta sit there and look pretty. G o d! That’s g o t to be suffocating!

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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

Am I going to hell for lmao at all the comments on this post

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Anonymous asked:

Miel, consider this: busty teacher!reader

anon this is just *chef's kiss*

Maybe it's because there's so many Heartasbyul boys that you always find yourself surrounded by them somehow. Riddle is the perfect student and you only sometimes notice the blush that lights up his face when you accidentally get a little too close. Cater is always a flirt, always offering to carry your stuff for you and you sometimes have to slap his wandering hands away when they dare inch a little to close to your body. Trey often brings you homemade treats, you think he might be buttering you up but you can never tell him no when he hands you a plate with that cute, embarrassed smile on his handsome face. Deuce is just a stuttering mess—his mannerisms robotic whenever you address him, and the things he says...don't make a lick of sense, you worry about him but his condition seems to worsen when you get within three feet of his desk so you just try to encourage him as gently as you can. And Ace...is a brat, constantly trying to get your attention and god forbid you look at Deuce for more than five seconds—Ace will physically put himself between you and the other boy as he whines about you playing favorites. You once dropped a pen and bent down in front of him, your plump ass and pretty thighs on display and Ace literally almost died.

You're the only one who can make Leona pay attention in class. Well, he's not paying attention to the lesson really, he prefers to focus on the way your shirt strains against your bosom and those sheer black thighs you insist on wearing as if you're purposefully testing his patience. Jack is the cutest boy, always snapping to attention whenever you call his name like you're the leader of his pack, ears straight, tail swishing behind him and a faint blush on his cheeks. Ruggie is another handful, he pretends to behave and then tries to monopolize you whenever you stay behind to grade homework. He tries his hardest to be useful to you, grabbing you lunch and massaging your neck, but you have the feeling his intentions are not entirely pure. But god, Magift practice is just a war of testosterone. Leona works twice as hard to impress you, throwing you the occasional cocky smirk from across the field. Jack is way more obvious about it, always looking at you when he scores and grinning like the sun when you cheer him on. Ruggie knows he can't compete, so he sometimes pretends to get hurt just to have you take care of him. You don't notice him smirking at Jack and Leona when you put your hands on him as you check for injuries, but sparks are definitely flying above your head.

Azul is such an ass kisser, you know this, and yet you can't help but praise and feed into his ego whenever he comes to brag about one of his accomplishments. He's absolutely desperate for your approval and the other students often make fun of him for it, but when you smile and compliment him on his work, the satisfied smirk on face is enough to make everyone else in the room jealous. You think you have gained two bodyguards as Floyd and Jade flank you, keeping the other lovestruck students away from you with chilly smirks and glares. Jade is always so polite, a real gentleman when he brings you flowers (and mushrooms sometimes? You don't really get it but you appreciate the gesture nonetheless) and leaves the occasional iced tea on your desk, made just the way you like it. You can't seem to figure Floyd out—one second he's all chuckles and dirt on his cheeks as he brings you a flower (he's totally trying to one up his twin) he just ripped from the ground, mud and roots still attached, the next he's trapping you against your desk as he mutters something about squeezing you tight with a strange smile on his face and his eyelight blinking…

Kalim is such a puppy, the cutest of your students by a long shot in space, always hanging around you as he tries to get you to have fun and relax. He knows how hard you work and is always trying to cheer you up, his bright smile alone is enough to destress you and the adorable way he flushes when you pat his head makes you want to put him in your pocket and take him home. Jamil is hard to read, a great student for sure, but the way he's always looking at you with those dark, slanted eyes of his confuses you a bit. You don't notice the way his fists clench whenever you walk past him with that sexy gait of yours, nor the imperceptible blush on his cheeks as he desperately wills himself not to fantasize about your body in class.

Vil acts like even more of a prince than Jade, always complimenting your outfits and your hair and your skin...somehow his hands are always brushing against you, your face, your shoulders, your back, a feathery touch that makes your heart flutter but you can never bring yourself to tell him to quit it. After all he's just being nice, right? Rook is another one of your personal bodyguards, always watching you like a hawk with a strange smile on his face, in class and outside. He's much more open in his courtship than the other students, complimenting you just as much as Vil does, but in a way that makes it clear he wants to pursue something with you. Epel is adorable, but he seems to hate it when you call him that. He once surprised you by trapping you against a wall and bringing his lips so close to yours you could feel his sweet, quickened breaths on your skin, daring you to call him cute one. More. Time. You almost think you've dreamed it when you see Epel smile at you sweetly from the back of the class, but now you know better than to underestimate him.

You're the only teacher who truly cares about Idia, always going out of your way to make sure he's handing in his assignments on time and that he has all the material he needs for the group projects, since he vehemently refuses to step out of his room. But he lets you in sometimes—when he thinks he can resist the urge to just stare at your body like a perverted normie. He never fails to blush furiously whenever you talk face to face though, almost like he's about to actually burst into flames.

You can feel those emerald eyes on you wherever you go. It's like Malleus never leaves you alone, you can feel his stare on you even as you take a break in the teachers' room by yourself, hell, you can feel him when you're showering and sometimes even when you open your eyes in the middle of the night to pitch black darkness. Needless to say, having him in class is a struggle. That smirk he throws your way from time to time makes you feel insignificant and majestic at the same time. Lilia feels like an old friend. It's weird, he should be younger than you but he feels much wiser, always giving you advice on how to handle the 'kids' and praising you when you do a good job. He likes to hug you for some reason—the reason being he's the perfect height for smashing his face against your boobs. He sometimes jokes about your blood smelling delicious but you chalk it up to him being a little goth. Sebek is...a lot. Just a lot. You thought he hated you at first, but now he's become just as desperate for your approval as Azul is. It's endearingly obvious, and you can't bring yourself to scold him for being a tad overbearing when he gives you that big, happy smile of his, cheeks flushing as he basks in your attention. Silver is your precious student who somehow ended up being your nap buddy. He often stays behind with you in class when you have to finish work and he never disturbs you. He just...naps, and he sometimes mumbles and smiles as if just being around you makes every single one of his problems disappear. You know he's pushing a boundary when he leans his head against your shoulder, but he always looks so cute you just leave him be. Jokes on you, he's not sleeping.

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One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’

  1. “Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.”
  2. “It reminded me of you.”
  3. “No, no, it’s my treat.”
  4. “Come here.  Let me fix it.”
  5. “I’ll walk you home.”
  6. “Have a good day at work.”
  7. “I dreamt about you last night.”
  8. “Take my seat.”
  9. “I saved a piece for you.”
  10. “I’m sorry for your loss.”
  11. “You can have half.”
  12. “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
  13. “Sorry I’m late.”
  14. “Can I have this dance?”
  15. “I made your favourite.”
  16. “It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
  17. “Watch your step.”
  18. “Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.”
  19. “Can I hold your hand?”
  20. “You can borrow mine.”
  21. “You might like this.”
  22. “It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.”
  23. “I’ll wait.”
  24. “Just because.”
  25. “Look both ways.”
  26. “I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”
  27. “Try some.”
  28. “Drive safely.”
  29. “Well, what do you want to do?”
  30. “One more chapter.”
  31. “Don’t worry about me.”
  32. “It looks good on you.”
  33. “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
  34. “That’s okay, I bought two.”
  35. “After you.”
  36. “We’ll figure it out.”
  37. “Can I kiss you?”
  38. “I like your laugh.”
  39. “Don’t cry.”
  40. “I made this for you.”
  41. “Go back to sleep.”
  42. “Is this okay?”
  43. “I picked these for you.”
  44. “I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
  45. “What do you want to watch?”
  46. “You can go first.”
  47. “Did you get my letter?”
  48. “I’ll do it for you.”
  49. “Call me when you get home.”
  50. “I think you’re beautiful.”
  51. “Are you sure?”
  52. “Have fun.”
  53. “Sit down, I’ll get it.”
  54. “I made reservations.”
  55. “I don’t mind.”
  56. “It brings out your eyes.”
  57. “There is enough room for both of us.”
  58. “You don’t have to say anything.”
  59. “Wow.”
  60. “Happy birthday.”
  61. “I’ll pick it up after work.”
  62. “It can wait until tomorrow.”
  63. “Cross my heart and hope to die.”
  64. “It’s two sugars, right?”
  65. “I’ll help you study.”
  66. “Stay over.”
  67. “I did the dishes.”
  68. “You didn’t have to ask.”
  69. “I bought you a ticket.”
  70. “You’re warm.”
  71. “No reason.”
  72. “I’ll meet you halfway.”
  73. “Take mine.”
  74. “We can share.”
  75. “I was just thinking about you.”
  76. “I want you to have this.”
  77. “Call me if you need anything.”
  78. “Do you want to come too?”
  79. “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
  80. “Is your seatbelt on?”
  81. “Sweet dreams.”
  82. “I was in the neighbourhood.”
  83. “Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.”
  84. “The key is under the mat.”
  85. “It doesn’t bother me.”
  86. “You’re important too.”
  87. “I saved you a seat.”
  88. “I’ll see you later.”
  89. “I noticed.”
  90. “You can tell me anything.”
  91. “I hope you like it.”
  92. “I want you to be happy.”
  93. “I believe in you.”
  94. “You can do it.”
  95. “Good luck.”
  96. “I brought you an umbrella.”
  97. “I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
  98. “Take a deep breath.”
  99. “Be careful.”

  And…

  100.  “I love you.”

Send some in, lovies♡ I’m dying to write something sweet, for anyone, really!

dating | muzan, upper moons

muzan and upper moons x reader, separately

fluff and suggestive headcanons

this is kind of a part two to my dating the pillars fic i posted a while ago ❤️ it can be found here

imagine what would it be like to date muzan and the upper moons

muzan
  • muzan wouldn't be too outspoken he would show his feeling through actions;
  • he would treat you noticeably different;
  • in his mind you're the only other person (or demon) other than him that's worthy of life;
  • if someone dares to look at you wrong they won't be living much longer;
  • when alone he would still be a little stiff but that's because he has trouble showing love and affection, he doesn't really get it;
  • likes it when you give him massages;
  • likes to hold you in his arms quietly;
  • muzan definitely prefers being dominant;
  • he likes to own you and degrade you;
  • "who's your master? speak!";

kokushibou
  • i think koku would be a secret sweetheart;
  • he likes to spend time just holding you and running his hands through your hair;
  • he's very protective of you, you're the only treasure he has left;
  • wouldn't be too affectionate in public;
  • when you're alone though, he's a real needy baby who likes cuddles and tender kisses;
  • only cares about what you and muzan have to say:
  • he probably would defy muzan for you;
  • koku is a switch and doesn't mind either;
  • he prefers sweet and intimate to kinky sex;
  • "you're so beautiful, let me see more"

douma
  • douma's obsessed with you;
  • you're the one thing in this world that made him feel something;
  • he treats you like a god;
  • he doesn't care that you're in public and will be all over you;
  • why would he hide in public if what he likes to do the most is brag and show you off;
  • douma specially loves to kiss you any types of kiss, sweet, passionate, quick, heated;
  • definitely a fan of body worshiping;
  • this man is a very kinky man he wouldn't be afraid to try and do everything;
  • there's just something else about seeing his god helpless and at his mercy;
  • "ah! you look terrific tied up like this y/n..."

akaza
  • he's a gentleman period;
  • akaza would be very caring and patient;
  • it's challenging to break through his wall at first but when that's out of the way he's just a ball of love;
  • likes bone crushing hugs and is very needy;
  • some part of him has to always be touching you or no deal;
  • not very good with words so his affection is almost 100% physical;
  • occasional quiet i love yous;
  • akaza isn't much of a dom but would do it if you asked him to;
  • let's you overpower him, he loves the view;
  • "baby you're doing so good..."

gyuutarou
  • it's hard to make him accept that someone loves him;
  • even after you're together he has trouble to believe someone would find him attractive;
  • gyuutarou is a sucker for when you shower him with lots and lots of attention;
  • he's puddle in your hands;
  • caress him, kiss him, hug him, anything;
  • he's so touch starved please give him love;
  • he wouldn't be too vocal either only making small sounds like whining for cuddles;
  • he's not experienced at all when it comes to sex to he would instantly submit to you;
  • when he's more comfortable he would start to explore and i think he would be kinky;
  • "do you like it when i choke you?";

daki
  • she's needy and whiny;
  • needs to be constantly pampered;
  • she gets jealous easily and wants you all for herself;
  • daki loves you deeply though;
  • she likes to show you off and talk about you to others;
  • she's both vocal and physical;
  • tells you she loves you when you have to go to missions and such and is worried sick;
  • daki's a bratty sub;
  • likes to be taken care of but in her terms;
  • "y/n... touch me... i miss you"

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a/n: SO... i didn't write for nakime because idk she doesn't really have a personality for me to try and work with, kaigaku shows up for eight seconds, gyokko and hantengu because they NASTY >:( SISJDIKS even though hantengu's other forms can be sex c 😳 HOWEVER if you want you can always request and i'll do it no problems ❤️ OH and i couldn't find any good gifs for gyuutarou and daki unfortunately :(

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

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BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

I WILL ALWAYS ACCEPT BISEXUAL PEOPLE!!!!

I can’t believe this is a Fucking thing if your like this don’t follow me. I was having a genuinely good day until I say this post, thus ruining my day. I’m bisexual and if you have problem fuck off

BI PRIDE

bi baby !!!!!!!!!

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ALL GENDERS AND ALL SEXUALITIES WELCOME HERE!! That is all. ✌️

im bi. if ur biphobic, unfollow me. ur breathing rights have been revoked

My sister is bi and in a straight relationship. Still 100% bi so STFU. biphobes can 100% fuck off.

Biphobes, fucking fight me.

Bi people are still bi even in a straight relationship.

Anonymous asked:

Alright alright alright. Got any headcanons for Gyuu and Ume if someone more well-off had somehow found them while they were still human kids, seen how miserable they were, went "fuck that" and took them home with them? Like stray cats really.

What we all wished happen to those two. I would totally take them both in.

Also sorry for not posting all day! I may just post this and go to bed since I'm extremely tired!

Reader taking Ume and Gyutarou home with them

  • You discovered Ume and Gyutarou while on one of your evening walks. The were just sitting their cold, bruised and completely broken
  • You immediately went over to those two and asked them if they wanted a place to to stay and Gyutarou told you to back off. Ume was a little uncertain. After a while of trying to convince them, Gyutarou only agreed because you were annoying them both and he wanted you to shut up
  • Ume immediately grabbed you hand seeking comfort from another person other than her brother. Ume was quiet the whole trip to your house while Gyutarou was mumbling words you couldn't hear right behind you two
  • When you all got to your place, Ume quickly sat down in a comfy chair while Gyutarou just stood there watching her, not knowing what to do
  • You showed them to their shared room for that night. Ume went on the very comfortable bed, wrapping herself in all the blankets while Gyutarou went on the floor. Gyutarou wasn't ready to adjust to this lifestyle any time soon
  • That singer day turn into multiple days which turned into weeks. Ume and Gyutarou just stayed at your house since they had no where to go. Ume absolutely loved your place and she felt like a princess while Gyutarou was slowly warming up to you
  • Ume loves anything comfy in the house, she just likes the way it feels on her skin. Gyutarou enjoys the warmth of baths since he never got to take any baths when he was poor
  • Gyutarou is a lot more cleaner then before! He got no fleas, doesn't have dirt all over his body, most of his dandruff is gone and he's not smelly anymore! Gyutarou really likes the feeling of being as clean as Ume
  • Gyutarou won't bother you as much as Ume does. Ume wants constant attention from you! Gyutarou likes to keep his space from you but enjoys your presence because you make him feel safe
  • They both see you as a parental figure in their lives. Gyutarou and Ume are very grateful that you decided to take them in and don't ever want to leave. When they do get older and have to leave the house, Ume and Gyutarou will always visit you until the day you die
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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

ive only seen the duolingo meme one and the original is just plain beautiful

im so glad i got to see it

Expected some anime character death at the end, already saw it with Portgas D. Ace