Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
Here's the truth: if this website collapses too, I will never know when a show has finally come out, because I won't suddenly see new gifs from it.
Everybody's favorite gym bro!
(Because I do actually like characters other than Billie & Shane, promise)
Been writing a lot of ya boi here in the Mafia AU so I had to draw this smarmy, protein loving, goofy guy whose hair oughta be flying back with the stuff that goes over his head.
I love supporting journalism but NYT is paywalled and we all need some GOOD NEW QUEER COMICS so posting the full article under the read more!
June 9, 2023
Just a bunch of Useful websites - Updated for 2023
Removed/checked all links to make sure everything is working (03/03/23). Hope they help!
Sejda - Free online PDF editor.
Supercook - Have ingredients but no idea what to make? Put them in here and it’ll give you recipe ideas.
Still Tasty - Trying the above but unsure about whether that sauce in the fridge is still edible? Check here first.
Archive.ph - Paywall bypass. Like 12ft below but appears to work far better and across more sites in my testing. I’d recommend trying this one first as I had more success with it.
12ft – Hate paywalls? Try this site out.
Where Is This - Want to know where a picture was taken, this site can help.
TOS/DR - Terms of service, didn’t read. Gives you a summary of terms of service plus gives each site a privacy rating.
OneLook - Reverse dictionary for when you know the description of the word but can’t for the life of you remember the actual word.
My Abandonware - Brilliant site for free, legal games. Has games from 1978 up to present day across pc and console. You’ll be surprised by some of the games on there, some absolute gems.
Project Gutenberg – Always ends up on these type of lists and for very good reason. All works that are copyright free in one place.
Ninite – New PC? Install all of your programs in one go with no bloat or unnecessary crap.
PatchMyPC - Alternative to ninite with over 300 app options to keep upto date. Free for home users.
Unchecky – Tired of software trying to install additional unwanted programs? This will stop it completely by unchecking the necessary boxes when you install.
Sci-Hub – Research papers galore! Check here before shelling out money. And if it’s not here, try the next link in our list.
LibGen – Lots of free PDFs relate primarily to the sciences.
Zotero – A free and easy to use program to collect, organize, cite and share research.
Car Complaints – Buying a used car? Check out what other owners of the same model have to say about it first.
CamelCamelCamel – Check the historical prices of items on Amazon and set alerts for when prices drop.
Have I Been Pawned – Still the king when it comes to checking if your online accounts have been released in a data breach. Also able to sign up for email alerts if you’ve ever a victim of a breach.
I Have No TV - A collection of documentaries for you to while away the time. Completely free.
Radio Garden – Think Google Earth but wherever you zoom, you get the radio station of that place.
Just The Recipe – Paste in the url and get just the recipe as a result. No life story or adverts.
Tineye – An Amazing reverse image search tool.
My 90s TV – Simulates 90’s TV using YouTube videos. Also has My80sTV, My70sTV, My60sTV and for the younger ones out there, My00sTV. Lose yourself in nostalgia.
Foto Forensics – Free image analysis tools.
Old Games Download – A repository of games from the 90’s and early 2000’s. Get your fix of nostalgia here.
Online OCR – Convert pictures of text into actual text and output it in the format you need.
Remove Background – An amazingly quick and accurate way to remove backgrounds from your pictures.
Twoseven – Allows you to sync videos from providers such as Netflix, Youtube, Disney+ etc and watch them with your friends. Ad free and also has the ability to do real time video and text chat.
Terms of Service, Didn’t Read – Get a quick summary of Terms of service plus a privacy rating.
Coolors – Struggling to get a good combination of colors? This site will generate color palettes for you.
This To That – Need to glue two things together? This’ll help.
Photopea – A free online alternative to Adobe Photoshop. Does everything in your browser.
BitWarden – Free open source password manager.
Just Beam It - Peer to peer file transfer. Drop the file in on one end, click create link and send to whoever. Leave your pc on that page while they download. Because of how it works there are no file limits. It’s genuinely amazing. Best file transfer system I have ever used.
Atlas Obscura – Travelling to a new place? Find out the hidden treasures you should go to with Atlas Obscura.
ID Ransomware – Ever get ransomware on your computer? Use this to see if the virus infecting your pc has been cracked yet or not. Potentially saving you money. You can also sign up for email notifications if your particular problem hasn’t been cracked yet.
Way Back Machine – The Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites and loads more.
Rome2Rio – Directions from anywhere to anywhere by bus, train, plane, car and ferry.
Splitter – Seperate different audio tracks audio. Allowing you to split out music from the words for example.
myNoise – Gives you beautiful noises to match your mood. Increase your productivity, calm down and need help sleeping? All here for you.
DeepL – Best language translation tool on the web.
Forvo – Alternatively, if you need to hear a local speaking a word, this is the site for you.
In light of the recent reddit disaster, may I add:
lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy where r/piracy emigrated, at least for now
rentry.co/megathread pastebin version of r/piracy’s megathread
A Revenge Story
Tom was pissed off.
He was furious.
Tom had caught his girlfriend, Emma, cheating on him with another guy. He screamed and shouted at them both before breaking up with her and telling her that he would be moving out when he found a new place to go. He stormed out of the apartment and as he did so, he was thinking to himself and was swearing revenge on her and he knew just how to do it, too.
The next day, he, while she was at work, secretly placed a camera in the apartment so that he would be able to watch as his plan would later unfold. He couldn’t help but grin in anticipation.
A couple days after, Emma’s gay best friend, Spencer, came over for their weekly movie nights. When Spencer entered, he noticed that Tom was fiddling around in the kitchen even though he would always be gone for the night to leave the two of them alone. When he asked Tom why he was still here, Tom said he wanted to say goodbye since he was gonna move out and leave his filthy slut of a now ex-girlfriend. Spencer felt bad about what happened but also thought Tom out of line for calling her that. As he was about to protest against Tom’s words, Tom handed him an already opened bottle of beer and said that he was gonna leave them alone now. Tom then headed out to his car to watch through the camera he had set up and see things unfold.
Spencer walked into the living room where Emma was sitting on couch and he saw that she had already put the movie into the DVD player. He walked over and sat next to her and began to drink the beer that Tom had given him. He took a sip of it and noticed that it tasted different and weird compared to what he normally drank but he pushed that out his mind and chalked it up to it just being a brand he didn’t know.
They continued to talk and watch the movie as Spencer kept drinking the beer. He started to feel an odd sensation gradually begin to come over him. He pushed it out of his mind in chose pay attention to the movie instead. Unknown to Spencen, his body began to grow bigger.
Spencer’s twinkish body began to grow taller and fitter. He had grown to a staggering 6”5 but hadn’t noticed it due to sitting on a such a large couch. Sencen’s arms and legs grew into large slabs of thick muscle. His abs grew and became solid and flat slab of meat and his pecs became large and he could now easily bounce his muscley man tits up and down.
Tingles ran down his whole body as huge pelts of hairy grew out. His armpits’ hair grew to the point where even with his arms closed you’d still see hairs peeking out. He began to feel really hot and constrain in his shirt and he took it off. When Seance did he noticed his now massive, muscly and hairy body. His body was also now releasing a thick, musky stench.
He began to freak out internally and began to stand up to show his body’s changes and say something to Emma about it but as he began to move, he breathed in the smell he was pumping out and he forgot why he was freaking out and he relaxed back into his seat. The musk was reworking his mind. Sean had his mind filling him with memories of working out daily, plowing any woman he wanted and not showering for a couple days - after all, why would he? Bitches LOVE the smell of his musk. Previously he wouldn’t have thought women as anything other than friends but now he began to think of them as nothing more than holes for him to fill up with his seed and to leave to raise his bastard son’s who would all inevitably end up being just like him.
Dean turned to Emma and saw that the musk he was radiating was affecting her. She was sweating, panting and rubbing her crotch while looking at him with her eyes glazed over in overwhelming lust. His musk would turn any woman who smelled into a mindless horny slut. The moment he saw her he forgot everything he was thinking about and grabbed Emma. They fucked for what seemed like hours and when he was done filling her up, he forgot everything about his old life. He got up and put on his pants before leaving.
As he saw Dean leaving, Tom smirked evilly and laughed lightly to himself as he knew that what had happened in there. Emma not only was gonna have to raise his bastard baby but that her gay BFF was now a straight pussy-fucking deadbeat breeder. “This is your payback for being a whore” he said gleefully to himself as he grabbed his laptop to set up some movers to move his things to his new apartment he had been approved for that evening.
To everyone looking for a new book/series to get into - might I suggest The Tarot Sequence? There’s a whole bunch of free bonus content as well as a trigger warnings list over on the author’s site!
I’m new here, but Alex from Stardew Valley 😁
He activated my gaydar so much that I had to marry him
If you use Chrome, Firefox has a feature to import your bookmarks, passwords, and other data when you switch.
You deserve software that doesn’t hate you, switch to Firefox <3 🦊
Other good extensions:
Privacy Possum is an anti-tracking extension that not only blocks commercial trackers, it also fucks with them by generating nonsense data.
Forget Me Not is a cookie management tool that lets you choose whether/how sites can store cookies on your computer on a site-by-site basis.
Bypass Paywalls Clean does exactly what it says: allows you to bypass paywalls on news sites and the like.
SponsorBlock uses crowd-sourced data to block sponsored segments on YouTube videos. Now you never have to hear about NordVPN or Raycon ever again!
Breakthrough Twitter Login Wall is another “what it says on the tin” extension. It stops Twitter from trying to force you to log in, so you can browse anonymously in peace.
it took me forever to actually install firefox - it was easy, quick, and free.
does just about every great thing you’ve heard about it – tbh there are like two things i still use chrome for, but, y’know, i can, it’s easy to do that, i gave up ZERO good things by mostly using firefox now, and i feel better about my life so
do it. It takes less than five minutes. You will be happy you did it. Here’s the link even though it’s also right up there, you don’t even have to scroll up a tiny bit you can just click right here. *whispers* doooo iiiiiiiit
Guys, seriously!! Use Firefox!!
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
rnlaing
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’
and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.
Post complete. We can all go home now
Copaganda does three main things.
First, it narrows our understanding of safety. Police get us to focus on crimes committed by the poorest, most vulnerable people in our society and not on bigger threats to our safety caused by people with wealth and power.
For example, wage theft by employers dwarfs all other property crime combined — from burglaries, to retail theft, to robberies — costing some $50 billion every year. Tax evasion steals about $1 trillion each year. There are hundreds of thousands of Clean Water Act violations each year, causing cancer, kidney failure, rotting teeth, and damage to the nervous system. Over 100,000 people in the United States die every year from air pollution, five times the number of all homicides.
But through the stories cops feed reporters, the public is encouraged to measure a city’s safety by whether it saw an annual increase or decrease of three homicides or fourteen robberies — rather than by how many people died from lack of access to health care, how many children suffered lead poisoning, how many families were rendered homeless by illegal eviction or foreclosure, or how many thousands of illegal assaults police committed.
The second function of copaganda is to manufacture crises or “crime surges.” For example, if you watch the news, you’ve probably been bombarded with stories about the rise of retail theft. Yet the actual data shows there has been no significant increase. Instead, corporate retailers, police, and PR firms fabricated talking points and fed them to the media. The same is true of what the FBI categorizes as “violent crime.” All told, major “index crimes” tracked by the FBI are at nearly forty-year lows.
The third and most pernicious function of copaganda is to manipulate our understanding of what solutions actually work to make us safer. A primary goal of copaganda is to convince the public to spend even more money on police and prisons. If safety is defined by street crime, and street crime is dangerously high, then funding the carceral state leaps out to many people as a natural solution.
The evidence shows otherwise.
— Alec Karakatsanis, “Police Departments Spend Vast Sums of Money Creating “Copaganda”” | Jacobin, July 2022
This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.
wonder woman out here still saving lives
getting back in contact with people after a depressive episode is so wild because it's like hey sorry i dropped off the face of the earth and never responded to your attempts to reach out for months i was six feet deep in a grave of my own making when i suddenly realized i didn't want to die down there and had to claw my way to the surface inch by inch on my belly like a worm until i felt the sunlight on my face again. anyway how have you been? how are things? but you can't SAY that so you're just like. um. hi. do you still like me 👉👈
I'm letting you all know. You CAN say that.
kakashi, canonically: alright sakura with your excellent chakra control i really think you’d do good with genjutsu
sakura: actually i want to punch people to death
kakashi: ah. [calls tsunade in]
sakura: also go to medical school
kakashi: yeah the last time i was formally educated i was five [calls tsunade harder]