You've seen them criss-crossing the skies, but let's take a closer look at the aircraft that visit Local Airport! Today we’re checking out little ceepo
Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.
NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir.
I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies
[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,
“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”
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As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.
bro I’m too scared to jack off by myself you have to help me out dude
ill get everything prepped 🙏
imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven






