solidarity

a multiverse of the same problems

Me: Cas you should wear less of that trenchcoat

Cas: less of it?

Me: yeah. Switch things up a little. Try something new

Cas: alright

Cas:

X

Me: no

Cas:

Me: still no

Cas:

Me: nevermind

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[original tweet: https://twitter.com/deathbulge/status/1100892392243298306]

it be like that sometimes 

i was attacked

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

Orc Magician

By Nestor Ossandon

why is this orc a twink

excuse you he is clearly a twunk

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

i hate you so much

jim in the voyage home: spock babe u gotta hide your ears

spock: well Fuck let me just uhhhhhhh rip a piece off this bathrobe and tie it around my head huh

jim, in tears: babe ur so smart ily so much

damn i can’t believe jim kirk invented being in love

Random person: Why are you staying in Tumblr? Is gonna die anyways

Me:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury