The original patent from 1891 for a toilet paper roll shows the correct rolling direction, in case you ever doubted.
"Am I doing the most important thing I could be doing?" —Mark Zuckerberg And is scrolling through Facebook or Tumblr that one thing? 🤔😳😅😂
Not everyone you lose is a loss.
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I gave you $10 and he gave you $20. You felt that he was better just because he gave you more when he had $200 and all I had was $10.
Darryl Tan
If the Titanic sank in 2015 📲
I shouldn't go without protection but it's just so much nicer without. Might end in tears but it's worth it. I'm taking off my phone case.
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I need a phone with 500% battery.
Possibly the best toilet sign ever...
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John Wayne aged just 23 in 1930.
Look at the dad on the left ...
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Finally found out what that slot in my car was for
Who is “Ft.?” It’s like that DJ is in EVERY song!?
The cheekiest penalty ever.
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I'm not even mad, I'm just