artisticaliens

glimw00d

catchymemes

artisticaliens

fangirlingpuggle

important-animal-images

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artisticaliens

caucasianbuttslut

langernameohnebedeutung

Im not my blorbo's defence lawyer. I'm their rich mom at parent night and for the money I'm paying this place, my little darling treasure gets to bite as many classmates as they like

artisticaliens

caucasianbuttslut

chatonnoir

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

artisticaliens

glimw00d

miiilowo

shoutout to that one time i scrolled past chainmail at like 2-3 am as a kid and immediately heard an insanely loud thud outside. put the fear of god in me

miiilowo

hi chloe. it was very well-timed snow falling off the roof right after i scrolled past an image that said “if you dont repost this in 20 seconds he will be outside your window (png of a monster)”. once in a lifetime experience

Ah you see I thought you meant chainmail as in armor. My mistake

miiilowo

knight materializes outside of my house to beat the everloving shit out of 11 yr old me

It’s admirable they are at least giving the flies a fighting chance.

artisticaliens

originsofevil

nyctosaurid

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

just a few things established in the fosters universe

imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues)
babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

this is all just treated as facts of life

purelyundecided

Theres a very plausible theory that frankie is an imaginary friend that the old lady made of her younger self in order to help run the home

artisticaliens

originsofevil

trekkele

A list of theories as to why Martha Wayne’s Pearls scattered Like That, despite the fact that real pearls are knotted individually on the strand to prevent Precisely That Sort Of Thing from happening [incomplete]:

One: Martha chose not to wear her real pearls to the theatre that night, as it was a night where there was no one to impress. The string snapped because the pearls were not real, and Martha died for a $100 set you could pick up at Macy’s.

Two: The Pearls, upon understanding this was a symbolic moment in at least one Wayne’s future [and two Wayne’s end], chose to disregard their quality for the sake of a Dramatic Tableau.

Three: no more then three pearls ever snapped off the strand, but to a boy watching his mother choke on her own blood, gasping his name into the suddenly silent night, three pearls was enough.

Four: an opportunistic officer slipped the pearls off Marthas neck as she was loaded into the morgue van, figuring Bruce would not have the wherewithal to miss them. The pearls were subsequently reported as lost, having probably rolled down the drain in the following chaos. Only three were ever recovered, having become stuck in the puddle of blood that was under Martha Wayne’s head.

Five: the pearls, a set Thomas Wayne picked up as an engagement gift and a promise when Wayne industries was collapsing and his fortune nonexistent, were fake, and Martha adored them far more then any of the expensive jewels he was eventually able to afford. She made a habit of wearing them on family outings. Martha died for the sentimental value of a $100 set you could pick up at Macy’s.

Six: the pearls where not real. Martha was wearing diamonds that night. Bone, when exposed to moonlight and the horrified tears of an eight year old, shines like pearls.

a-really-big-cat

OP how could you

iconuk01

Seven: Yes they're cheap paste, with no knotting in the thread, but they were a surprise present to Martha from Bruce (that he earned the allowance to pay for by helping out Alfred around the house and was his first "real job") and he was very proud that she chose to wear them on their "fancy night out" (Because what mother worthy of the name wouldn't smilingly wear the present from their son on their night out over the real pearls she has?).

And if you think that Bruce hasn't been consumed by guilt from the moment the mugger demanded she "hand over the pearls" then you haven't been paying attention.