I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.
WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…
GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!
WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!

I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.
WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…
GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!
WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!
the thing is there are quite a few places i'd love to visit internationally, but there is nothing more shameful than being an american tourist in a foreign country. it's like being a customer at all times
bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers
SOMEONE TAGGED THIS AS BTS????????????
yeah basically a bunch of their music videos starting from i need u (2015) have contained a running story with the members playing different characters. i dont remember much about it because a) im not as big of a bts fan anymore and b) their recent mvs havent referenced it but this article has decent rundowns of each of the characters (uhh tw for mentions of car crashes, family death, hospitalization, abuse, murder, and suicide) https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/heres-brief-explanation-character-bts-universe/
LOONAVERSE?????????
i have seen man made horrors beyond your comprehension
(diagram credit to u/bragen on reddit)
you try to read this and your brain explodes
This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
this is worse than what inspired redesign your logo
what inspired redesign your logo.
the pepsi logo document that included stuff like the gravitational pull of the pepsi logo and compared it to the mona lisa.
"i think i hauve covid" was a culturally significant utterance, but an equally important part of that tweet was "38 y/o gf who still says sweet summer child" and the fully realized person that phrase can conjure in your mind
Tears of the Kingdom is the first time the Zelda series has produced a direct, it's-the-same-Link-we-swear-you-guys sequel since 2007's Phantom Hourglass, so this is probably many contemporary fans' first turn on this particular merry-go-round.
Allow me to assure you: there is no great mystery, and there is no master plan. Every worldbuilding inconsistency and every bit of timeline weirdness between Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom is purely a product of the fact that the Zelda franchise's writers have the creative impulse control of a pack of squirrels, and don't give a single solitary fuck about continuity.
When you accept that this is true, and you see how cavalierly they're willing to treat continuity even between two games which are ostensibly direct sequels starring the same cast of characters and set just a few years apart, you may begin to understand why the timeline of the series as a whole looks the way that it does.
I'm crying and praying The Canceler is gonna get you for this
You are weak willed if you fall victim to any form of advertising, let alone mobile game ads. Command yourself with a warrior’s spirit and resist the siren call of cheap shit.
you know what would be one of the greatest things Tumblr could implement right now?
there are currently community labels based on nsfw content but i believe adding a label for flashing lights would be incredible
i personally don't have epilepsy, but my father does and i would not like to find out i've inherited it scrolling through my dash.
this is a matter of safety and accessibility. our community is already conscious about these matters, but adding a uniform system would help everyone
(please reblog this post, spread the idea)
I was absolutely wasted when I watched this and it deadass brought me to tears, I love it
“you are doing some cocomelon shit to me” is one of the greatest word combinations in recent memory
Myst be like that.
The full version shows they're playing Super Solvers Outnumbered, which makes sense as this is a The Learning Company catalog.
Also, fun fact: They remade this photo (the edit!) for 2016:
no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
** blinks 👁️👁️**
**pauses for laughter**
the world would be fuucked if one day there was a big doggy
now you're just winding me up on purpose. that would fucking suck