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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

It’s December 10th now and I’m putting this in my queue for next year.

It is indeed December 10th

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

‘unreliable narrator’ but it’s ’narrator is deeply in love with the person they are narrating’

HAPPY SALT AIR AND THE RUST ON YOUR DOOR MONTH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

forgot the word for "victimless" just now so I accidentally called piracy a "gender neutral crime" which I guess it is, yeah

‘it’s just trendy to hate on marvel’ no. marvel has done this to themselves. they overwork underpaid and non unionized vfx artists, they don’t allow actors to have access to the full scripts, they gloat about continuity but don’t have consistency, very few of the writers care even slightly about the characters or the source material, and they have gone for quantity over quality / are overproducing their product to the point of consumer exhaust. they are a multi billion dollar creative monopoly that should be held accountable

I was on Tumblr and the new thing was to say “bim” which stood for “better in memory”. So everyone in their posts were like “JK Rowling is such a bimmy stop defending her in 2022,” and, “You guys remember Voltron? I wish I didn’t. #bim" 

For clarification ^-^

So that’s basically how it went down

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

To be perfectly honest, the emotion you felt at this meme very well parallels the emotion people at the time felt about the entire field of genetics and our understanding of biodiversity and evolution revolutionizing seemingly overnight because of some f***ing peas.

A problem that the power grid has is that a power plant operates most efficiently if demand is stable around the clock in order to minimize idle capacity. Power companies will pay industrial customers to shut down during peak hours, and offer cheaper power during off hours. What Preservation could do to balance demand is have everyone sleep/wake in shifts so that overall activity levels remain constant throughout the day. However it seems like everyone is awake at the same time and goes to sleep at the same time. But you know who doesn't need to sleep and also uses power: Bots. Hence why I propose that night time is real bot hours. Peak bot funtimes is 11 PM to 5 AM. Humans are asleep post bot memes. It is essential to the infrastructure of society

I wanna watch the sandman series but the fact they didn’t give him the messy goth hair from the comics is rlly putting me off

Sorry about reblogging this. Or rather, I don't think I did reblog this. I think a six year old boy who was meant to be using an app on my phone that encourages you to brush your teeth reblogged it accidentally.

“Sorry, but this is real life. The ace gets the cake” I say, as I proceed to buy out the entire bakery in front of the bewildered Karen that tried to cut in line

being transgender is so hard tbey should just have hrt in vending machines

Instead of Denmark, we really should be having our eyes on Austria.

Think about it:

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

real estate agent specializing in Evil Supervillain Lairs

Do they also have friends that are part of the interior design for villainy sectors?

and contractors specializing in trap door and piranha pit installation!

“Now see, when it comes to piranha pits you’re gonna want genetically engineered piranhas, ordinary piranhas just aren’t that interested in people, that however means you need to spring for a specialized enclosure, staff and genetically altered piranha feed and let me tell you that doesn’t come cheap, now if you’re really in a bind you can use robotic piranha, they do the job efficiently but they can be hacked and do require occasional maintenance, that said you can pre-program them to only attack certain targets, which is handy. Tell you what, you sleep on it and when you come to a decision, I’ll bring my boys over and we’ll give you a quote”.

i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

I feel the opposite of personally offended by this. Personally complicated? So yeah thank you!

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy