Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced
1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid
2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker
3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv
4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered
5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam
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we don’t use this emoji enough... going to the grocery store... 🛒🫐🌽🍍🥭🍋🥑🍇🍊🥐🍓.... my receipt... 🧾
wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing
download murder upload killing. human life is worth a shilling. usb is in your spine. and so your soul is now online.
hmmmnnngh
oi fuck off youre not coming in
by the way have any of you seen the new intensely unsettling graphic twitter’s putting in place for when you check quote retweets and there’s nothing there
what is that.
the one for when there's no likes is worse i believe
mr enter has the fucking funniest complaint about this movie i’ve ever heard
BY THE WAY i have a sideblog about BUGS if you're into that sort of thing because lord knows i am @lover-of-bugs
i love punk because if you dont like a song just wait it'll be over in like 90 seconds. dont worry about it. and i love metal because if you DO like a song good news buddy there's still 11 more minutes
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yeah ill reblog that
crumploid.
Me when I suddenly remembered something cringey in my past
No it's not that's crumploid
PLEASE check your children’s candy VERY CAREFULLY this Halloween. i just bit into what i thought was a perfectly good cobblestone Kit Kat and got a nasty surprise
i love it when lizards look exactly like you expect them to
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