Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

we don’t use this emoji enough... going to the grocery store... 🛒🫐🌽🍍🥭🍋🥑🍇🍊🥐🍓.... my receipt... 🧾

you can make him transparent, if you want to

wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing

download murder upload killing. human life is worth a shilling. usb is in your spine. and so your soul is now online.

by the way have any of you seen the new intensely unsettling graphic twitter’s putting in place for when you check quote retweets and there’s nothing there

what is that.

the one for when there's no likes is worse i believe

she macaulay on my culkin til i home alone

New set up

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Not what it says.

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

not now wurmple

mr enter has the fucking funniest complaint about this movie i’ve ever heard

feeling so hamburger helpless

i love punk because if you dont like a song just wait it'll be over in like 90 seconds. dont worry about it. and i love metal because if you DO like a song good news buddy there's still 11 more minutes

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yeah ill reblog that

Every time I remember that dramatic Minecraft comic someone cropped the bottom two panels from, I have to take a break to cackle at it

crumploid.

Me when I suddenly remembered something cringey in my past

No it's not that's crumploid

PLEASE check your children’s candy VERY CAREFULLY this Halloween. i just bit into what i thought was a perfectly good cobblestone Kit Kat and got a nasty surprise

i love it when lizards look exactly like you expect them to

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