do you have any thoughts on crude oil?

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Crude oil has too much oil and not enough water.

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what do you suggest we do about this?

Pour the oil into the ocean, to be replaced by fresh water

There are no other options

but frank, what about the fishes?

They can fuck off, Frank’s life isn’t their problem. They’re so much the victim here that they should have the final say in the matter

bad Frank *squirts you with a crude oil spray bottle*