Real tumblr experience #3: I hope you swallow a pretzel stick while and it get stuck in your throat, and it has to get surgically removed!

p.s. I don’t actually wish this!

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That is certainly one of my favorite possible responses.

I mean, who could blame the person for wanting to do that?

If I were a pretzel, I might actually prefer this to swallowing it.

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Yeah, what a lucky pretzel.