A crew member

fate

we need to coin a new phrase, because I feel like this would be in high usage on this site

‘VILF’

Villain I’d Love to Fuck

@artiesbutt

I feel called out

Written in the Bones. New comic, written by Christopher M. Jones & illustrated by Carey Pietsch.

I’ll have printed copies of this comic at TCAF, RIPE, and SPX in 2014, and you can also order copies on Storenvy.

Facts.

Me at parties.

I don’t even need to be drunk

Libertarians tend to be more respectful of property rights though.

fanon sans: mysterious tumblr sexyman or edgy fuckhead

canon sans:

this is even funnier now considering that it has been discovered that sans voice sound was made using a sample of patrick’s voice 

realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it 

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

snowman’s extravagant, sumptuous wardrobe of period gowns

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

me and the boys watching the spoons fucking blow up the microwave

i am shy and i want to

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug