Go Away

i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters

What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

Sometimes I wish I didn’t have a mind that thought too deeply and a heart that felt too strongly. Life would be so much easier that way.

haha I always feel like I turn into a complete idiot whenever I start to like someone

I feel like everyone has that one person from their past that they can never really get over.

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

i need new post ideas i feel like i’ve run out

you could do a post of you talking to yourself

that’s a great idea i’ll do that

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.