sapphicpumpkin
sillies supreme
Near: Do you know the password to Mello’s computer?
Matt: Fuck you, Near.
Near: Hey.
Matt: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouNear".
Near: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
GAMES WE PLAY
Vincent De Gramont “Marquis” x Reader
Warnings: NSFW. Smut.
A/N: Just a short little smutty drabble, saw John Wick 4 not long ago and yeah, I was suitably distracted. Anyways, another venture into another fandom! I hope you enjoy 😘 xoxo
Okay but lawlight is superior purely because Light could have ended Near and Mello's whole career by telling them he and L fucked because that's like the wammy orphan equivalent of saying "i fucked ur mom"
Light Yagami 🤝 Walter White
Having people talk about your "slow descent into corruption" as if that motherfucker didn't see a slippery slope and grab a sled
the thing that haunts me about sebastian moran is that, when he was first created by the fandom, he was often written as an inherently tragic character. he was literally created just to be with jim, and to ultimately not be enough for him.
seb couldn’t fix his loneliness in the ways that mattered, even though he was closer to jim than anyone else; hell, he usually couldn’t even keep the man entertained. jim was always just out of reach, even when sebastian’s hands were on him.
he wasn’t jim’s answer. he was never going to win.
Tired: the Enola Holmes movies could give us canon Johnlock
Inspired: the Enola Holmes movies could give us canon Mormor
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No. Nonononooo. He can't be back. No. NOOOOOOOOOOO
Start of a horror novel if i’ve ever seen one
the top 10 funniest merlin bbc moments is after arthur and gwen had sex and they're cuddling in bed and arthur's eyes fly open and he just says "merlin" out of nowhere
Zoyalai lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
if i were channing tatum i too would wanna do sex stuff with titty flashing accented murder man tangerine
Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.
When you want to give your fan fiction a home of it’s own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has it’s own website now.
