More specifically it's a rooster

Also known as a cock in some areas!

Im sobbing

Crying is a good way to relieve stress and other emotions, be it negative or positive!

What if im crying…about cock.

Probably just choking on it too hard

Im suddenly realizing that that came out wrong and now im imagining a person choking on a whole ass live chicken. I cant- guys…THINK ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE.

person A: "WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO DEEP THROAT 2 WHOLE COCKS"

Person B: (has 2 entire chickens comedically lodged into their throat) "You dared me to"

Person A: (increasingly exasperated) "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT"

*there is a muffled chicken screech from person B’s throat*

girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.

can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

This is what you get without an HOA.

We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

Chinese posters are on a whole other level

Think about how much you love the little gay people in your phone. It's nice right?

You are the little gay person in someone else's phone. Peace and love ect.

im also a little gay person in someones phone?

Crow Time - Statue 1

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It brings me joy! It validates my bird obsession!

[Holy crap there's a Part 2??]

[Read Crow Time] [Patreon]

OMG you’ve got to read both of these. 

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

One of the things that I Said Things About is getting traction from the gays and I'm just ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ 'tis I, a Christian conservative

God isn’t real but it’s extremely funny that you’re using 2010 era emoticons to pretend you’re being persecuted for your beliefs. You people used to do crusades.

damn, for once ted cruz is spitting facts

white christians try not to act a fool challenge like imagine complaining about GAY PEOPLE on the GAY PEOPLE WEBSITE grow up

can’t trust anyone who criticises the mamma mia movie. like wtf are you even criticising. the plot?? the characterisation?? my brother in christ they put meryl streep, colin firth and amanda seyfried on an island, got them drunk and asked them to sing abba songs in the campest way possible that’s LITERALLY. IT. by this point you have to just assume that you’re the problem.

bitches be like "but we never learn who her father is!!" uh yeah we do she has Three??

i love acquiring new sounds for my vocabulary. ough. oughghghgh. ough,,,,,. weh! wehhhh. lkjghslkdfjghsdjghs. hhhhhhhhh. hrgngnggnhghghghghgh,

i know this is the autism webbed site but it’s not gonna go that big, right?

YOU PEOPLE CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

One of the things that I Said Things About is getting traction from the gays and I'm just ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ 'tis I, a Christian conservative

God isn’t real but it’s extremely funny that you’re using 2010 era emoticons to pretend you’re being persecuted for your beliefs. You people used to do crusades.

damn, for once ted cruz is spitting facts

One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

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i need one of those cottagecore bitches to make me my lunches for work i cant live like this anymore