One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.
"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."
And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.
"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."
And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.
"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."
And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.
"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."
"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."
"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."
And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.
"I kiss her again."
Laudna's words changing midsentence from conjecture to certainty... absolutely wrecked me.
If we want more people to read cosmere, we’re gonna have to deal with the fact that a fascist clown is quickly becoming the face of our fandom.
I’ve already met people for whom the first point of contact for the books was “that DramaTuber who thinks every show with a woman is anti men” and the fact that he’s well known and was a consultant on RoW is going to make the property radioactive.
all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?
yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women
why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.
the icon is because of this post
POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension
btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi
Taylor Swift: "I am heterosexual"
Swiftys: "she is bisexual"
its lavender
James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.
Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.
James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.
Under capitalism, income comes from "profits" (money from making or doing things); under feudalism, income is based on "rents" (money from owning things).
When a company ceases to do or make things and its income increases, that company isn't practicing capitalism (mobilizing capital for production), it's practicing feudalism (extracting rents from assets).
if you gave a gnome popcorn he’d kick his little heels together with every bite but if you told him they made a candied version called moose munch he’d start breakdancing on his pointed cap like a top
whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense
This is how you get your fellow Latter-day Saints on board with trans rights.
Draw parallels, make connections, use this to understand that and vice versa. Make it clear that standing up for a minority isn't a deviation for our tradition, but a continuation.
Make it clear that siding with the oppressors today is like siding with Boggs back then.
kings supporting kings
method acting as himbos
malala being the icon that she is 😭
her husband’s reply please
Tumblrinas interacting with people offline
Yesterday I was hanging out with me friend at the river, and I was vibing, just floating on my back in the water with my arms spread. She said "lol you look like a corpse" I replied "I'm an Opheliapilled Ladyofshallotcel" and she just stared at me 😔
Your friend is wrong that's fucking hilarious
this is the representation nepo babies deserve
I think it's important to know, there's an older picture of David signing stuff, with his father-in-law WHO WAS THE FIFTH DOCTOR, holding a very similar sign behind David's back. I don't have the pic, but you can probably find it if you look a bit.
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.
that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan
he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.
but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.
but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.
that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.
congrats you officially made it onto a pm seymour tumblr post compilation you have also been dubbed with a posh British (or at least i think that's what it is) accent
well that's a new level of containment breach
