reblog of you agree
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
Couldn’t scroll
I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
@tabbran please add lemon man story to this
That was a wild goddamn ride
god this was worth the read
Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.
What a ride
I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT
l e m o n m a n
Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE
jj: lmao what
Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????
jj: whatever you say lemon man
lemon man:
Nice ending for this…
SNNNRRK
lemon man 🍋🍋🍋
nothing in life brings me more joy than every time i see this post🍋
Pure fukin gold
Since my friend decided to drag me into this fandom and yet refuses to elaborate or assist me in my time of need.
Can someone please just direct me to the quickest introduction to the madness that is the tf2 fandom
I’m aware of what emisis blue is and plan on watching it but other than that I’m totally lost
Like a comic or something plz I’m losing my mind
Tell them nothing this is hilarious to watch
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
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The Undercity
The Story
The town was built centuries ago, a wide river winding its way across the landscape, easy access to the great lakes, and with the winter so mild there was no need to worry about the frosts. That is until the earthquake happened, many houses destroyed, the river diverted, and an enormous chasm appeared in the ground.
While recovering what we could we noticed strange figures on the edge of town at night. They peered out at us, eyes glinting in the dark, calling to them made them scatter into the night. We finally managed to investigate the chasm and by the gods...
A whole city underneath us, houses carved into the cave, people collecting water from a lake, they're shielding their eyes even with hoods on. Half their city is in ruins, a huge section collapsed.
One night a guard was walking the village, minding his business when he was attacked. A foreign dagger was in his gut, his sword missing. Now half the town is calling for blood and demands recompense for the murder, if that city below is hostile, we could all die, or worse, end up slaves to monsters.
The Hook
This is a chance to get an idea for what your party will prioritise during their time together. With this there are so many routes it's staggering.
Will the party descend into the chasm searching for peace or war? Both sides have lost their homes, tensions are high, supplies are dwindling. Will one have to die to allow the other to live? Or could they work together to save everyone, a pact brokered.
The inhabitants below will likely only speak undercommon, so communication is difficult without a translator, and their values may be different. They may be extremely matriarchal like the Drow, unwilling to speak to men beyond orders, or they may only respect the words of craftmen, paying no heed to any that cannot make a masterwork.
This is an alien community with different morals, etiquette, and priorities. Choosing war may summon forth an enemy none on the surface will understand.
Some Ideas
The city itself I leave to your imagination, this could be a city of drow laying in wait to recover and strike, war being inevitable. Or some Svirfneblin unwilling to share what little they have out of stubborn pride. Or a homebrew race, arachni hidden from the world, monstrous but intelligent, perhaps some blind creatures completely alien to our understanding, curious about the surface world.
The dead guard is an element to bring distrust on both sides, the guard could have been innocent, spooked by the person they found and was killed out of fear or hate. Or they could have been an aggressor, threatening a simply curious creature exploring a new world. The town is desperate, and desperation can breed contempt regardless of purpose. The spouse of the guard may lead a rebellion or militia, looking for "justice" adding to the pressure.
I can see this being as diplomatic or combative as your players make it, maybe make some key characters; the leader on each side, a trusted advisor, a dissenter group leader, and a few minor NPC's to bring a "human" element and perspective for the group. Then let the group decide, war will be storming the city (that's if they don't switch sides to the underdark city) and their combat is some palace or city hall guards (depending on how grand the city is for you) and the royalty/leader themselves.
Let me know if you have any other ideas, I quite like how open it is.
Art by Jesse van Dijk
Beautiful light and the structures in the side of the cave are stunning. I can see people living there, every wall and window has something that shows that people built and live in it. Thank you
Dnd One Shot that would only work if the party has a player who has ‘speak with animals’ or has some EXCELLENT animal handling skills. It would also work as a great filler episode.
Your party gets some tickets to go on the first ever LUXURY CRUISE-this is like…the fanciest shit your players or the world has ever seen, it is the premiere luxury cruise liner and it’s about to make it’s maiden voyage of a solid 30 day long trip. And most of the game you can have your players have fun and dick around, gamble, charm/upset/offend/get into fights with other passengers-just finally live your dreams on a BOAT. Be as wild as you please with some boat shenanigans.
But each passing day as the cruises ship gets further and further out to sea, there are more and more odd complications. Something big keeps bumping into the boat and causing leaks in the hull, people sent to dive and check on what the outside damage looks like while the boat is briefly anchored find massive crushed bits of the boat like they‘ve been put into a vice grip, have one of the players even roll to have an unsettling dreams because their room is close to a port hull and they keep hearing odd deep calls in the night. These complications get worse and worse.
People begin to accuse each other of trying to sabotage the ship, maybe the ship’s owner trying to sink it to save himself on the insurance it has? Maybe the disgruntled captain who is being forced retired? A spurned mystery woman? Who knows, it starts to turn into a real ‘who is trying to sink this boat and endanger these innocent lives?’ who’s doing it?
The culprit?
Lobsters.
If at any time a player who makes a good animal handling check goes down into the main dining area, they’ll find the massive lobster tank where they keep all the lobsters they’re going to use on the last night of the cruise for a big lobster dinner. Most of the lobsters will, to a player that rolls high enough to notice, seem to look very resigned to their fates as the main course-except for one that is a rather large lobster and looks particular determined for a lobster.
If the player uses ‘speak with animals’-most of the lobsters will be very very sad and depressed about this. They understand this the way it’s always been, nature says that you’re most likely to be eaten if you are small-but it doesn’t mean they at all want to accept it. The Big Lobster will most likely say nothing. The Lobsters would ask that player to please come and visit them every night promising to tell them special lobster stories in exchange for spreading them around to the ‘land walkers’, because they believe if their stories survive then they will truely achieve immortality in the afterlife and not be forced to return to the mortal plane as another creature.
If they player continues to visit the lobsters, they will tell the player numerous amazing stories about the creatures under the sea, from beautiful temples, mermaid kingdoms, great fissures in the deep, ancient deities that live in the trenches bound in bondage unseen for thousands of years. (it doesn’t hurt to drop some lobster facts in there as well, Lobsters believe they are all royalty as their blood is blue and that they are obviously the sea’s favored creature as they live forever when left natural in the wild.)
Eventually, the player will hear all the lobster stories. They may notice that with each passing day-as the complications of the boat get worse and worse-the lobsters seem more perky and excited. They may even hear the lobsters talking about how they ‘might actually get out of this one’ but they never really elaborate on why they think this-most of them are too focused on getting their stories told. If the player listens to all the lobster stories, repeatedly tries to converse to the big lobster in a friendly manner, and rolls a high enough charisma check-they will finally hear the big lobster speak.
The Big Lobster will say one thing. ‘You should probably brace yourself.’
This is when the final seige happen on the boat and it is attacked by a massive horrifying sea creature trying to capsize the boat. The players can join to try and stop the monster from sinking the boat or help passangers evacuate. The monster is most likely be undefeatable or it will be severely injured enough for it to leave the boat alone-but not without it being so badly damage that it can’t continue it’s voyage. Everyone will be forced to evacuate and wait for help to come from the main land. Most everyone will make it out safe (except for the people eaten by sharks or smashed by the monster)
In the dark of the night, the party will see a bunch of lobsters swimming towards their life boat with the biggest lobster in the lead. The big lobster will climb in and begin to talk in common to the party-thanking the player who listened to the lobster stories for doing so as it helped them all keep hope. The Big Lobster will apologize for the destruction of the boat-as it was directly his fault for doing so. The Big Lobster will reveal that for days it’s been psychically contacting the great sea monster to come and save it from his fate in the boiling pot and was only able to do so because of one thing-the big lobster is not a lobster.
He is in fact a wizard under a true polymorph spell. He is a wizard who studies the magical currents in the ocean for a living and had polymorphed himself into a lobster to study the sea up close and personal. But the magic device he was going to use to break the polymorph when he was done was lost and he with all the other lobsters were caught. At any time in the game, another player can find that device and in this ending, they can break the polymorph and he turns back into a wizard. He thanks the party, apologizes for the damage and trouble before jumping back into the water and disappearing, only for the big sea monster to rise up out of the ocean again with the wizard riding on top and them to disappear into the night with the entourage of lobsters following after.
This one shot can be used as a filler episode while the players are traveling between continents or a lead in for an under sea adventure. You can even have the party come into some amazing sea themed magic items or a great amount of a money, signed courtesy of the ‘Lobster Wizard and Co.’
TLDR: Lobsters on the titanic as it’s sinking: Boys I think we might actually be getting out of this one!
Do you like In Space With Markiplier? Do you like Picrew? Do you have or want a captainsona? Let me know!
For those of you that don't know, Picrew is an avatar making app/website that lets artists upload their own avatar makers- and I'm making one for ISWM captains!
I'm a very ambitious person, so if I let myself, I will make twenty different options for hair- I worked on it a lot yesterday and ended up with twelve different styles for each mouth expression...
Anyway, if I go all in on this, it'll be a huge project with tons of options. But I don't want to spend probably over thirty hours (and that's a conservative estimate) if no one would use it. So let me know if this is something you'd like to see, and I'll keep y'all updated.
Please like this post if you're interested in the picrew, and reblog it to spread the word!
Also, if you'd be interested in joining a taglist for updates on this, let me know!
don’t mess with the medic: or how i managed to give myself heavy+medic feels
blood, violence, needles, (it’s tf2), and just a *teeny* bit of angst
(posted a more edited version to AO3. I’m nezclaw there too)
Spoopy Season Safety
Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you
Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!
Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!
Charcoal no no!1
Americans, vote like your life depends on it because if this bill passes it literally will. They’re straight up trying to make it legal to arrest people for existing as LGBT.
If any of your sneering people think “Oh, it’s just the transsexuals; no one cares”, I guarantee you that once they strip rights from us, they’ll just move on up to the next group on the hierarchy, because that is and always has been how fascism works.
The bill being discussed here is H.R.9197 and it goes farther than is being described. This bill isn’t a prelude, it in and of itself tries to, effectively, ban “sexual material” from being viewed by someone under the age of 10. “sexual material” which it defines as anything pertaining to”Any depiction, description, or simulation of sexual activity, any lewd or lascivious depiction or description of human genitals, or any topic involving gender identity, gender dysphoria, transgenderism, sexual orientation or related subjects“. This is an outright assault on all of us in the LGBT community and beyond that would ban us from existing in spaces where children would be expected to be present, or attempting to teach children that we exist so they don’t suffer like many of us did and don’t cause others to suffer.
Do not undersell the seriousness of this bill.
the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me
he’s dash canceling

Taunt cancel into demon that’s actual tech
Enemies to Lovers is also about the devastating intimacy of trusting someone who used to actively try to kill you, and about the discovery of finding someone worth loving inside someone you've been hating.
Friends to Lovers is also about the re-experiencing of the familiar at a newly permitted level of intimacy; the exquisite joy of going from wanting to having.
one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done
in our newest episode, we try to determine the perfect fandom for a school project. starting with 20 of the most active fandoms on Tumblr since 2015 (based on how often/at what rank they appeared on @fandom's official lists), we (lovingly) pitted fandom against fandom and made arguments about which should get to move forward on the bracket.
save this photo and play along with us! and then listen to the episode to find out which ones made it to the final!



















