Practice and Terrifying Necessity

every day i clock into the toxic sludge factory and make slimes and goos of all kinds

thats where I was made

Hey Get Back Here

People here are hating on finnster so I guess I'm gonna remind y'all that gender expression is a massive pile of horseshit and people who treat it like a game are pretty cool, regardless of how they identify

Also

If you hate finnster for his frankly hilarious gender, I personally want nothing to do with you. His work normalizing men wearing whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason they want to wear it is vitally important to trans acceptance, and it’s also really fucking funny that he does it just because he likes how his twitch chat reacts. Mans puts on makeup like a pro because his chat likes it when he does girl month. That is objectively funny.

It was abelist when cain hit him with that rock. AAAAND POST

Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

I was interested in purchasing a German pillow and this was the first result

So I checked it out, and

Hey, Ryan? Ryan.

Can you not fold it, my guy??

?? This is the ideal fucking sleep situation for traveling, though?? You think I wanna be on a trip with my goddamn mother brother and cousin and I wanna bump asses and huddle under the same single drafty blanket like Charlie C. Factory's goddamn grandparents?? You think I wanna share a hot Dutch oven with my farty uncle?? What the fuck is your issue, Ryan??? You think Germans just don't know what fucking is??? You think there were unmarried opposite-sex puritans sharing an Air BnB in goddamn 1700s Germany, Ryan??? WHY ARE YOU CREDITING THE PHOTOS ON YOUR WEBSITE LIKE A TWELVE YEAR OLD ON PINTEREST, RYAN

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

that's why they're not gonna make these in real life

I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

And yet, the Appalachian Mountains are even older than that.

LIL NAS X for OUT Magazine Aug. 2021 photographed by James White

Fun fact! Having a job every day is actually a fairly new thing.

In olden times, people had daily chores and other things to do but their workload/ daily working hours was actually much lower than it is today. Even in farming communities.

The concept of working super hard every day actually comes from capitalism, which in turn comes from Puritanical ideology.

The Puritans believed in salvation through work and in no play.

Early capitalists adopted this ideology because it meant higher productivity and therefore more money if their factories were running near constantly.

The idea of needing to be continuously productive in order to be useful/ allowed things like food and shelter, is actually quite an insidious ideal that is deeply rooted in the American culture.

4 day work weeks have actually proven to be more productive than the 5 day week. But corporations won't adopt it willingly because it means less of a stranglehold on their workers.

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

i sent this tiktok to my dad and this was his response HAHA

So talented

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

sensing?

Guys 2014 is in two months

Guys 2024 is in two months