Glass Animals - Gooey

*carves a dick into ur phone bc u werent using it*

nah bro YOU live in a society. i live in a hole in the ground. not a nasty, dirty, wet hole with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and th

Let’s be thankful for the LGBT representation we have

But also let’s also be critical and expect more in the future

my high-school art teacher: You need to learn how to draw geometric shapes in order to– me, 15 years later: you are like a little baby. watch this

Edit: late with this but this is Photoshop CC (2018 I believe)

You ever think how weird it is that there’s a clothing store called Banana Republic when that phrase was coined to describe small countries being brutally colonially exploited by American monopoly fruit companies 

dont need the sight to see those sick gainz mama

Please, she’s already so strong, her power must be contained

say what you will but nothing in cartoons will ever beat the moment THIS frog

starts to sing in a beautiful low baritone for no explained reason and then it never happens again

Trans women: name themselves after goddesses and give themselves elegant names

Trans men: give themselves names that you’d hear during the elementary school football team’s roll call

Nonbinary people: nouns

Before I even post anything, you can find their work here on Etsy and here on Twitter.

Now, formalities aside, I am upset.

The dice maker has admitted that these cursed monstrosities were made largely as a test of skill, as the macaronis, beans, and spaghettios are all polymer clay and so forth.

They still cursed, tho.

Confession: I'd totally use the spaghetti o's ones.

Ewwww 😂

@battlecrazed-axe-mage​

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The most cursed of cursed objects

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Do ramen next

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Okay these are actually pretty awesome

thinking about how the first draft of Toy Story had Woody written as just an absolute mother fucker and has been described as “one of the most repellant things you’ve ever seen on screen, i mean you couldn’t WATCH it” because he was that much of an asshole

headless horseman

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

boomer cartoonist is angry about food allergies, thinks it’s the same thing as being vegan, and also thinks there’s such a thing as gender neutral candy I guess.

this just in: area boomer only eats dick-shaped candy