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End OTW Racism: A Call To Action

A fan protest against the lack of action from the OTW on addressing issues of harassment and racism on AO3 and within the organization

This is a Call To Action for Fans of Color and Allies

AO3 has acknowledged that they have a harassment & racism problem that its parent organization, the Organization for Transformative Works (OTW), needs to address. Currently, people can use AO3 to harass others through fanworks, comments, and tags. Just a few examples include: racist Untamed “spitefic” that used anti-Indigenous slurs and was written specifically to lash out at fans of color; a Transformer fic that used its Black-coded character to reenact George Floyd’s murder in July 2020; someone naming a fandom scholar who criticized their Nazi omegaverse fic in the tags of the fic specifically to incite harassment to the scholar; writers using racial slurs against commenters who pointed out racism in their hockey fic; and so much more.

In June 2020, after the murder of George Floyd, the OTW committed to addressing these issues. It has been nearly three years and they have not yet implemented any of the changes they promised, other than a blocking/muting tool that was already in development before 2020. We need to hold the OTW accountable to their own promises. (See the section further down on “Why Are We Doing This” for even more detail.)

As fans, together, we are powerful. We are organizing to protest the lack of action on promises made by the Organization for Transformative works to deal with issues of racism and harassment on their platform, Archive of Our Own.

We call on fans to do any or all of the following actions any time between May 17 to 31, 2023 to send a message to AO3 and OTW that we will hold them to their promises.

On AO3

  • Change the title of ten (or more!) of your most recent or most popular fanworks to include ‘End Racism in the OTW’ in the beginning, and provide a link to this post in your summary or first/top creator’s note
  • Post a new fanwork any time between May 17th to 31st with “End Racism in the OTW” either as the title or at the beginning of the title. The fanwork does not have to be long - it can be a 100-word fic, a quick sketch, a podfic of a ficlet, a 20-second vid/edit, a short piece of meta, etc. In the summary or first/top creator’s note, provide a link to this post
  • If updating any WIPs with a new chapter, add ‘End Racism in the OTW’ to the title and provide a link back to this post in your summary or first/top author’s note
  • Update your AO3 icon using the profile pic graphic in our Social Media Toolkit
  • Plan to maintain these changes until May 31, 2023, or longer if you wish
  • Send a message to the OTW asking for an update on their 2020 commitments!
  • For Readers: leave encouraging comments on fanworks with the "End Racism in the OTW" title to show your support of this initiative.

On tumblr

  • Reblog this Call to Action with the tag #End OTW Racism
  • Update your profile pics and banners using the graphics in our Social Media Toolkit
  • Follow this account for updates and signal boost our posts

On Twitter

  • Follow @/EndOTWRacism (remove the backslash) and signal boost our pinned tweet
  • Update your profile pics and banners using our graphics, and change your display name to include #EndOTWRacism
  • Use sample tweets and graphics from our Social Media Toolkit to tweet about your fanworks, and use the hashtag #EndOTWRacism

What Do We Want?

Since their June 2020 statement, OTW has been working on updating their Terms of Service (TOS) to address racist and bigoted harassment, but with little transparency and only the vaguest of updates. It has been three years since their commitment to this update - we want to see the results of their work implemented in the next 6-12 months. Their TOS updates and complementary policies should include:

  • Harassment policies that can be regularly updated to address both on-site harassment and off-site coordinated harassment of AO3 users, with updated protocols for the Policy & Abuse Team to ensure consistent and informed resolutions of abuse claims
  • A content policy on abusive (extremely racist and extremely bigoted) content; by abusive, we are talking about fanworks that are intentionally used to spread hate and harassment, not those that accidentally invoke racist or other bigoted stereotypes

These points are not particularly new and are not our own innovation; please refer to Stitch's article written over two years ago, asking for several of these very things.

OTW has also already committed to various process-based actions for longer-term works towards centering antiracism, including hiring a Diversity Consultant. The last update that OTW published said that the consultant would be hired within the next five years (after already having had three years to work on it since their original commitment). That is not soon enough. We want to see the following process-based actions implemented:

  • Hiring a Diversity Consultant within the next 3-6 months
  • Committing to a policy of transparency on this topic, with quarterly updates on the progress of these projects including challenges and their plan for overcoming those challenges. These quarterly updates should be published on OTW News page and newsletters, not solely discussed in Board meetings

Why Are We Doing This?

16 years ago, Astolat famously published her manifesto calling for a fandom Archive of One’s Own. In that time, AO3 has grown to be a central pillar of fandom, likely far outstripping its founders’ original vision. It is more than just an archive now; it is a central hub of the modern fannish experience. AO3 and the OTW must continue to grow and evolve with fandom over time to remain a healthy and functioning pillar of fandom. To that end, there are several areas in which the organization, as it admits itself, is lacking.

In June 2020, in the wake of the George Floyd protests and the uprising of the Black Lives Matter Movement, The OTW published a “This Week in Fandom” referencing the works of Dr. Rukmini Pande and Stitch, among others in which they discussed ‘making change for a better society’ through ‘conversations about race and racism’. In response, Dr. Pande and Stitch submitted a letter to the OTW calling for a more formal public statement than an offhand reference in a News Roundup that only served to call for thoughts and discussion without any indication the organization intended to do anything, policy wise, to address the issues being raised.

Eventually, the organization did remove the references to the works of Dr. Pande and Stitch and then made an official statement on the issue of racism within the organization and AO3. In it, they identified several things they would be prioritizing to combat harassment and benefit users. Some of those have been implemented (notably those that were already under development). However as of this writing, little else has been done especially in regards to:

  • Improving admin tools for the Policy & Abuse team
  • Reassessing the current mandatory archive warnings with the possibility of implementing others
  • And, most importantly, reviewing the Terms of Service (TOS) to allow the Policy & Abuse team to address harassment that is currently not covered by the existing TOS

By their own admission, the current tools and policies of the OTW are not sufficient to deal with issues of harassment and racism.

Several people who were involved in the founding of the OTW, including previous OTW Board members and staff on the original OTW Content Policy Committee, acknowledge that the founding of the OTW in 2008 and early board iterations failed us as a fandom by not doing enough, and by not even considering the way racism is perpetuated in fannish spaces, despite a long history of racism in fandom.

It has been nearly three years since the original commitment by the organization with little visible, measurable progress on these three crucial issues and a complete lack of transparency on where they are in regards to even beginning to deal with these issues. In fact, in Q&As, it was heavily implied by a member of the board that those calling for OTW to deal with issues of racism (which OTW had already acknowledged as a problem!) were not really fans but outside agitators.

This has cast significant doubt on the organization's sincerity and commitment to their stated goals, and on their position as leaders of a central fan tent-pole. Fans of color are not outsiders. They are right here, members of our community, and they are being harassed and targeted and driven out while space and platforms are being given to racists.

We, as fans of color and our allies, find the current state of fandom and current actions (and lack thereof) unacceptable. Fandom is our space, all of ours. We, as a fandom, have a right to a racism-free space and have a duty to our fellow fans to create that space. Unlike so much of the world, this is a space we can control and make better. It is a space we must make better. To read even more about this movement, visit our FAQs.

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Hello.

I've seen you posting detailed information about the WGA strike and wondered if you had any suggestions as to how those of us not directly involved can show our support for the Union?

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Okay, bearing in mind that all this is entirely subjective at the moment (and so far lacking any more useful input from other sources): a few thoughts.

This will be my third WGA strike. (My first one was in 1988, just after I'd made my first live action sale—s1e6 of ST:TNG). And the thought keeps occurring to me at the moment that this time out, there's a potentially gamechanging player on the field that wasn't there before: truly pervasive social media.

(Adding a cut here, because this goes on a bit...)

yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey

HES NOT BRITISH??????

OP do you live in a bubble or something?

you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish

listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey

I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams

March 28, 2021

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Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.

serious answer: it’s the sex dungeon, and everyone knows it’s the sex dungeon, and alfred is extremely good at getting across the point, in his Very Proper Butler Accent, that domestic staff don’t get to go anywhere near the sex dungeon EVEN WITH an airtight nda contract because someone at some point tried to leak pics to the gossip mags and alfred had to murder them and it was annoying. alfred takes care of the sex dungeon himself. if you find a secret passage on accident you stop and immediately go tell alfred, so he can close the security hole, because if you follow the secret passage yourself and end up in the sex dungeon, he murders you. also if you ever so much as say the words ‘sex dungeon’ he murders you.

funny answer: everyone knows the batcave is underneath the sex dungeon because everyone knows bruce wayne is batman’s sugar daddy.

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just woke from a dream where the new big discourse going around was that if you were upset your parents were divorced/divorcing then you were actually super cringe for irl shipping your parents and it was disgusting to want to see your own parents together and that you were disrespecting them by placing your shipping expectations on them

I can't stop laughing.

never Once have I ever seen a reference to an actual extant intellectual property, it’s always “what if we had this super complicated codependent pseudo-magic sci-fi thing going on” and then just running with it OTL

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i do not have the spoons to FULLY get into it, as it demands, but the one with the military haircut (he’s a cop, a “protector”, c’est la vie) is Jim Ellison, former Army Ranger, repressed fool. curly haired bb is Blair Sandburg, an anthropology grad student who realizes Jim is a Sentinel of legend, latches onto him like a remora, and Jim basically leans on Blair like a crutch all the while pretending he doesn’t care for him in a very “I made you a friendship bracelet” “ugh gross” “well you don’t have to---” “shut up I’m gonna wear it” way

they moved in together in like. ep one. 

they become partners in the cop sense, they do a lot of gift of the magi shit for each other, every time I start to think of the stupid shit they do for another I remember More Weird Shit, codependent fucking weirdos 

Okay, I absolutely MUST chime in For The Sentinel which NEVER gets the respect of its peers just because "the plots were a little convoluted" and the "central premise wore a little thin as the seasons went on." those men were in love. THOSE MEN WERE LOVERS!!!!!

What you need to know about The Sentinel is that the very first episode is about Jim Ellison acquiring mystical powers. YES I want to be clear, the way he acquires these powers is "problematical" and "not great, respecting indigenous cultures wise" but okay, so he's got these powers that make all of his senses amped up to dangeous levels. he can hear things no one else can hear, he can see things like he's fucking legolas, you get the deal.

so he goes to the doctor to be like "i feel weird" because of course, and Blair Sandberg, twink anthropologist to the stars, BREAKS SEVERAL LAWS to get in Jim's exam room and say—i know how to help you. i know what's wrong with you. i know how to make life better. and jim ellison looked at the little twink man and said yes....YES to love YES to life YES to living in a 1 bedroom LOFT apartment together. YES to being soulmates and life partners! YES I'LL MARRY YOU!!!!!!

This is the ORIGINAL big gruff german sheppard/lil yapping chihuahua pairing. And fandom looked at this show and said "this is good. i will build a kingdom upon this land. from now on, these are the two genders: big, angry, powerful, forced to their knees by circumstances beyond their control AND small, jokester, has skills INVALUABLE to Big, bad self worth. And then so the sentinel/guide aus RULED the pervert community, and everyone rejoiced.

And then SPN looked at this, and said "but what if the guides also had wet butts" and u kno what? innovation is CRUCIAL.

Jason as those AO3 authors who have the worst tragedies happening to them and yet still continues to pump out his new chapter every week

Some poor, unbeknownst Gothamite: “My favorite fanfic writer hasn’t posted or updated any of their fanfic in like four years. I don’t want to bug them but I’m always hoping for them to come back. I hope their okay :( ”

Jason, in between cutting off right hand mens heads and antagonize black mask, like Really Living It Up: “hey, sorry, guys! I know it’s been forever! I literally died and clawed my way back from zombiehood, but I’m back now! Hope you enjoy this new chapter!”

The fucking TAGS tho

Jason seeing Bruce standing in his apartment staring: wtf how did you find me?

Bruce: your pride and prejudice coffee shop AU updated from this location six hours ago

Jason Todd is my favorite blorbo so far, he's so fun to mess around and stuff with headcanons.

can his eyes glow? that's possible. is his skin cold like a dead person? you can do that. do cats hiss at his presence? it's possible. does he have super strength? kinda canon in fact. can he sneak up on people and despite being 6ft5 and 200 pounds of muscle he still manages to scare them out of their skin? wonderful. does the lamp flicker when he enters a room? yeah. is there a translucent little boy in a yellow cape always following him around? yep. does the room temperature drop by a significant amount when he's ticked off but is hiding it? highly possible.

Anonymous asked:

hey, just wanted to say that that I've been reading your fic for a decade and its always meant so so much to me. I discovered h/c through you when I was a teenager and your writing has been the thing that I turn to when I'm having a difficult time in my life. I've read all your work in every fandom, regardless of if I know the characters, and its brought me a lot of joy, comfort, and happiness. Thank you for putting your writing out there in the world for us to enjoy!!!!

There’s really nothing I can say to this that will express the way it makes me feel. I’ve had a difficult time writing the past three years for a variety of reasons, most of which, ironically, have had nothing to do with covid/larger world stuff. Just weird timing. And I have struggled/am struggling with a slew of things, including who I am if I can’t write. Which is to say, I deeply appreciate knowing that the things I put out there at some point still have meaning to people. Thank you.

Anonymous asked:

hello! This might not have been you, but did you have a fanfic with (non-sexual) age regression with Tony Stark and the Avengers? Plot points of playing Lincoln Logs with Bruce, being babysat by Coulson, finger-painting with Steve, and accidentally leaving Natasha out of it for a while. I've been looking for it and unable to find it, and I thought it might have been yours- if so, would it be possible to get a PDF of it? It's meant a lot to me. If not, sorry for bothering you :)

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Hi! If someone wanted to write you a yuletide treat for Batman: Wayne Family Adventures, would you be fine with robincest? From your fics, I'd assume yes, but it's always better to ask. Any ships you like/dislike for this fandom?

Hi anon, thank you for asking, and for considering writing a treat.  Just the thought is awesome.

The short answer to your question is, yes, that’s fine, I like (for inter-batfamily pairings) JayDick, JayTim, Cass/Tim, Cass/Jay, Babs/Kate, Steph/Babs, with possible openings for Tim/Duke and Steph/Duke.  That said, I’m really loving the Duke-and-his-new-gf storyline, so, you know, probably not in this fandom?  Relationships I deeply deeply do not like are Bruce/literally anyone else in the batfamily, Damian/anyone else in the batfamily, Steph/Tim (yeah, idk, I think it’s just too canonical for me?), and Dick/Tim.

The much longer answer, which you are welcome to skip, because it’s deeply unimportant, is that I’ve obviously made some assumptions about your question that...are not necessarily correct.  The thing is, I don’t love the term Robincest, in part because I think it’s inaccurate and in part because I think it’s open-ended.  Like, does Robincest mean simply “stories about two characters who were at one time or still perform the function of Robin being in a romantic and/or sexual relationship”?  Or is it short hand for “stories about members of the Batfamily being in a romantic and/or sexual relationship”?

The reason it matters to me is because, actually, funny story, consensual incest is a squick for me, and it’s one that defines which relationships I enjoy and do not enjoy in this fandom.  Please note, by squick I mean “thing that I have an aversion to and which will make me go ‘nonono’ and press the back button.”  This is different from trigger, which is something that will cause my heart rate to skyrocket, and me to experience physical and mental symptoms of distress for at least the next forty-eight hours.  Consensual incest is not a trigger for me.  It’s just, basically, a turn off.  

Before we go further, let me clarify a couple things:  1. I consider consensual incest to be romantic and/or sexual relations between family members closer than first cousins who are old enough emotionally and mentally to know what romantic and/or sexual consent means for themselves, and 2.  family can be defined by blood OR by adoption. 

So, given these facts, how is it possible I like even Dick/Jay or Jason/Tim?  After all, depending on the canon or timeline, all three of them are legally adopted by Bruce.  Yeah, the thing is, even in a canon where that’s TRUE, there are no canons where Jason and Dick or Jason and Tim ever interact in a fashion that would make them understand each other as brothers through their formative years.  That is: it is NOT that I find adoption to be “less real” that biology or that I think it is in any way a lesser form of a familial bond, BUT, I do believe that in a situation where family is adoptive, that the relationships have to be FORMED in a way that is different from biological families.  (It is an interesting question to me how I would feel if any of these boys were biologically related, but had essentially the same story-line, e.g., still wouldn’t emotionally understand each other as being brothers.  But it’s also not one I’ve had to think about, so I haven’t, really.)

This, right here, is why I don’t like Bruce with any of the other family members.  Because Bruce DOES have familial relations with every single one of the others.  He HAS fathered all the boys and Cass, he has a somewhat avuncular role with Steph, Babs, and Duke, he’s Alfred’s child for all intents and purposes, and he’s Kate’s first cousin (setting aside, you know, that he’s defs not her type).  I have similar issues with Damian--he came along late enough, and--aside from Jason still needing to like, deal with himself--when things had stabilized enough, that he very much HAS had brotherly relationships with the other boys, Cass and Steph.  Babs is like his extremely unimpressed aunt most of the time.  (Also, until pretty recently, Damian struck me as not having the emotional maturity to enter into a romantic and/or sexual relationship, although I think he’s cresting that hill.)

Basically, for my own personal enjoyment--and I honestly have no judgements or even opinions about others liking consensual incest because they find it hot or interesting or whatever it may be, you do you, boo--I need batfamily pairings to exist outside significantly established familial bonds.  There are a number of pairings that do that, particularly when you weave Duke in due to his relatively recent appearance (e.g., only a decade ago in real-time, less in comics) and him having been decently far into his teens when he was brought in.  (I’m kind of eyeing future Damian/Duke, no lie...)  

Sorry, you caught me the week after I went to a comic con, so my brain is doing a lot of comics thinking, and when I read this I got all, “okay, but why ARE these things exceptions for me?”

Anyhoodle, off to read the newest B: WFA that just dropped.  Toodles.

ETA: Given that I am now caught up, Duke/Cass, Duke/Steph, and Duke/Damian just got popped right back on the list. It's fine, Duke, we've got you.

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tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”

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having thought about it the best part is probably when a pranking fails because bruce has such a bizarre patchwork of knowledge/skills and it does not occur to him to hide most of it. tim puts a ghost pepper in bruce’s food but bruce just eats it like nothing is wrong. the same thing happens with the chocolate-covered crickets. it turns out bruce can lick his own elbow. bruce can lasso a runaway robot lawnmower like it’s a calf at a rodeo. whenever tim expresses shock that bruce knows how to do something he says “i did go to college, tim” as if that explains anything and it becomes a meme. whenever anyone does something fucking absurd it just gets tagged “i did go to college, tim”.

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The camera came uncomfortably close to the face of a man ignoring it. He was very good at it. He was reading a book about, of all things, the history of denim. It was not the sort of book that made it easy to ignore cameras, but he remained stoic.

The caption said helpfully: [been doing this for 30 mins]

“Bruce. Bruce. Bruce. We need to go Walmart. Bruce. I need it.”

“Ask Alfred.”

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“It’s a surprise for Alfred.”

“You can’t surprise Alfred.”

“Bruce, please.”

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“It’s not a matter of permission, I’m saying you literally can’t surprise Alfred.”

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[he hates when i say that]

“Bruuuuce.”

“No.”

“This is bullroar.”

Bruce finally set down his book with an expression of the most profound disgust.

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[oh no now we’ll be here all day]

“—either curse or don’t, just commit one way or the other instead of—”

→→→

The camera took its time panning over a black BMW.

“Can I drive?”

“No.”

→→→

[after this he took away my music privileges]

Bruce was driving, looking stoic again. His face lent itself well to stoicism. The radio played, at high volume, “Sandstorm” by Darude.

→→→

“I’ll play something different this time.”

“You had your chance and you blew it on a meme.”

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[SJGJDH;FUKC 😂😂😂]

“I’m boooored.”

“Hi, bored,” Bruce said, eyes still on the road, and Tim groaned loudly. “I don’t give a shit.”

The view shifted and audio clattered as Tim dropped the phone, barking a laugh.

→→→

The phone was wobbly as Tim followed Bruce into the store. “Can I get a trampoline?” he asked, camera pointed to one outside the store.

“We have three trampolines.”

“But I want that one.”

→→→

They were in the chip aisle. “Have you ever had a Dorito? One Dorito? In your whole life?”

“I am a person. I eat food for people.”

→→→

The camera followed a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos into the cart.

“We’re not getting those.”

“We need to get sour cream, too.”

“No.”

“You’ll love it.”

“No.”

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Tim had put the seatbelt of the cart’s seat, intended for toddlers, around a giant plastic jar of orange cheese puffs.

“I thought you were getting something for Alfred.”

“I’m getting groceries while we’re here.”

“None of this is food.”

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[$3 pickles blowing his mind rn]

Bruce was holding a gallon jar of pickles with an expression of incredulity.

“—costs extra to not waste food?”

“It’s Walmart.”

“Even taking into account the economies of scale—”

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[putting his degree to use in the pickle aisle]

“—it just makes no sense even as a loss leader, unless the goal is to drive the competition out of business and hope they don’t go bankrupt in the—”

→→→

[i think he’s buying a pickle company??]

Bruce had every appearance of furiously texting on his phone, or possibly composing emails.

→→→

[lmao he did]

Bruce was now on his phone, looking impassive as ever as he contemplated the giant jar of pickles.

“—the business itself is perfectly sound. Yes. Obviously. Dead serious. Look, if you—”

→→→

Tim put a gallon jug of ranch dressing into the cart.

“Absolutely not.”

→→→

Tim was in the frozen section, his reflection visible in the glass.

“I bet Alfred would love some pizza rolls.”

“Your lies demean us both, Tim.”

→→→

Bruce was standing in the toy aisle, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “I understand the concept of blind boxes perfectly well, thank you.”

“Then why are you acting confused?”

Why does Thomas the Tank Engine—”

→→→

[🌈🌈🌈]

Bruce was making a face of disgruntled bafflement at a display of baby clothes.

“—disturbed by the amount of aggressive heterosexuality being foisted on these babies.”

“Yeah,” Tim agreed. “What about the gay babies?”

“I can’t tell if you’re joking but I’m unironically concerned.”

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[gotham pride]

The camera panned over a display of hero-themed hats. Most of the Batman hats had sold out, while the Superman display was nearly full. It panned back to Bruce, who was taking a picture with his own phone.

“Who you texting it to?”

“Friend in Metropolis.”

“Metropolis sucks.”

“Yes. Yes it does.”

→→→

[no escape]

The camera peered out slowly from behind a clothing display. Bruce was surrounded by enthusiastic and friendly women. It was impossible to tell what they were talking about.

→→→

[???]

Bruce was holding a dress up against himself. The women around him seemed delighted and were nodding their approval.

→→→

[i’ll strike while he’s distracted]

Tim dropped another two four-movie collections of Shrek on top of the considerable pile he’d already amassed. He panned up to check that Bruce had not caught him before grabbing another.

→→→

[busted]

While Bruce put DVDs back on the shelf, Tim surreptitiously grabbed a Shrek coloring book.

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[he’s gonna get a fish]

Bruce was frowning at the wall of fishtanks in silence. Finally he said, “These fish are very unhealthy.”

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[HE’S BUYING ALL THE FISH]

The man attempting to help Bruce looked baffled. Bruce gestured to the entire display of fish with a nod. The man shook his head. Tim brought his phone close to a betta, blue and red with a tattered and graying tail.

“We’re here to save you,” Tim stage-whispered to it.

→→→

Bruce was now engrossed in conversation with multiple employees.

“—if I bought some tanks — they’re much too small but as a temporary measure — we could transfer them directly and it might be less distressing for the fish.”

“Maybe I could get one of the big dolly carts from the back?” one young man suggested.

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The low camera angle suggested Tim was trying to be surreptitious.

“—for trying to unionize is completely against the law,” Bruce was saying, his voice low. He was helping three other employees transfer fish into large plastic tanks.

“At-will employment,” one woman said.

“We’d have to prove that was why they fired us,” someone clarified. “Otherwise they can say it was for no reason.”

“You’re shitting me.”

→→→

“—fucking with my hours hoping I’ll quit.”

“What? Why?”

“If they fired me, they’d have to pay unemployment.”

“That’s why they won’t let me work full-time.”

“What the fuck.”

→→→

[omg he’s stealing the employees now]

“—in Gotham, but there’s more opportunities outside of manufacturing if you’re willing to move.”

“Wait, so do you mean like for management?”

“No, no, that’s the starting wage for someone working assembly, quality control, that kind of thing. We’re all unionized, none of this at-will bullshit.”

“So if I—”

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The woman from earlier was showing Bruce her phone while the others continued moving fish.

“You painted this?” Bruce asked. She nodded. “That’s fantastic. Are you showing it anywhere? I know a guy with a gallery — actually I know pretty much everyone with an art gallery in Gotham. I think I have a friend who’d really love this, if you don’t mind me making some calls for you.”

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Four more employees had joined the menagerie.

“—almost always hiring in Gotham. People are always moving to cities with fewer evil clowns.” Everyone laughed. Tim snorted. “Employee insurance totally covers acts of supervillainy, though.”

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[trying to crush the revolution]

The employees had not dispersed. In the distance, someone managerial was talking to Bruce. He looked much less amused than Bruce did.

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[THEY CALLED THE COPS]

Tim had switched to the selfie camera, his face pure glee. He turned bodily to show the employees wheeling out tanks of fish out of the store, police lights in the parking lot.

“The manager tried to make Bruce leave but he insisted on paying for his fish and he wouldn’t stop giving people better jobs so the guy said it was corporate espionage and threatened to call the cops and Bruce called his bluff so he did it.”

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[WE’RE BANNED FROM WALMART FOREVER]

Bruce was laughing with the police officers about something. The manager from earlier had been joined by men in suits. None of them looked happy. Some of the employees from earlier were yelling and flipping them off. One man pulled off the shirt of his uniform and started setting it on fire.

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Bruce was on the phone in the parking lot.

“They’re small, most of them are tropical. You can figure out what they are when you get here. How is that racist? I’m not suggesting you already know them, I’m well aware you don’t personally know every single fish—”

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“Either you take these fish or I toss them in the sewer and Killer Croc can eat them. It will be a merciful death compared to what they were getting. It doesn’t matter where I found them.”

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[i’m not allowed near toxic waste]

Tim held the betta from earlier in front of his phone, bringing it dangerously close to Bruce’s face. Bruce had hung up, but seemed to be dialing another number.

“I’m keeping this one,” Tim said.

“Fine.”

“If I drop him in toxic waste do you think he’ll get powers?”

“We’ve already had this discussion.”

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[the pettiest man in gotham]

Bruce was on the phone again, looking out at the empty field beside the Walmart parking lot.

“Yeah, just buy the whole thing. Yeah. Absolutely sure. Green Market’s doing good, we’ll build another one of those. Can we put up a billboard while it’s under construction? A really big billboard.”

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“First of all, if it’s in writing, it’s libel. Second, figures taken directly from their report to shareholders aren’t defamatory. What’s the most they could even sue me for? See, that’s nothing. Bad PR for them, good for us, it's—”

→→→

Tim had switched to the selfie camera again, and was using a sparkling purple filter that made his eyes look huge. He backed into Bruce so that Bruce’s face would be in the shot. “Bruce, look! You’re a pretty pretty princess!”

Bruce raised an eyebrow as he looked at his face on the screen. “I’m always a pretty princess,” he said seriously.

→→→

[he picked the music this time]

Bruce was driving again. He was listening to 100 Little Curses without any apparent irony. This did not mean there wasn’t any irony.

→→→

[i named him wally]

The Walmart betta was now in a tank that held at least a hundred gallons. His underwater castle was resplendent. His tail had grown in, a shimmering gradient of red and blue. Bruce could be seen in the background through the tank, sitting on the couch and reading a book.

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Just finished this illustration for Arsenic’s (@arsenicjade) fic, The Only Thing (You Absolutely Have To Know) [Link in notes]. Go check it out if you haven’t already! It’s some really good modern AU H/C! (It deals with a lot of sensitive issues really well, but be sure to check the fic tags for any potential triggers.)

So, this amazingness happened?  For my fic.  And it’s perfection.  Everything is, but Dorian’s expression is what kills me.  I cannot stop looking at it.  PER.FECT.ION.

I participated in a fandom auction for racial justice about...three or four months ago?  And I don’t remember where it was or I would tell you, but a lovely human donated money to the NAACP’s Legal Defense Fund, for a story about Cass being the first kid Bruce adopts.  

This is pretty much just 7k of Bruce and Alfred being soft with Cass and hiring her awesome ladies as tutors.  That’s the whole story.

ADORIBULL BIG BANG 2020 Masterpost Compilation

Thank you so much to all the absolutely amazing writers and artists who contributed to this event! 

by Elpie on Ao3 (Rated E)
Artwork by @starkurt
“They make thimbles for this exact reason.” Felix says, as if it is perfectly normal for Dorian to be forcing needles through what looks like spandex.Spandex.“Dorian, darling, blink twice if you’re being held against your will.”“Ha.” Dorian deadpans, and then goes back to sewing what looks eerily like a homemade supersuit.Which he should not be doing, because he is a science teacher and The Iron Bull works at his school.-Adventures in punch-clock villainy, teaching high schoolers, and falling in love.

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by itzteegan on ao3 (rated e, mind the tags)
The lovely art to go along with it by @partimelover​ 
When newly-minted Magister Dorian Pavus goes to hire a bodyguard, he only goes through the motions because it’s what is expected. What draws him to the hulking Qunari known as The Iron Bull isn’t strictly professional, but … as they say, the nose knows.

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by Arsenic on AO3 (Rated E) (Please note the warnings on the fic including but not limited to non-con, graphic violence, and torture)
FULL ARTWORK by @halwardpavushatersclub on tumblr (a little suggestive at times, but no genitalia, you decide what’s work safe)
In a world where Halward Pavus realizes Dorian will never be the heir he wants, he instead sends him off to war at seventeen. Dorian isn’t killed, but he is taken prisoner.Two years later, the Inquisitor sends her bodyguard to discuss precisely what the Qun mean when they say “alliance.” Things don’t go quite to plan.

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by Roshytsunami on AO3 (Rated M) Please read warnings.
FULL ARTWORK by Apu D. Pirate on tumblr
Iron Bull just wanted to have some true freedom and explore the human realm on his own. Unfortunately his “father” Zeus has other plans. It leads to asking for help from one of the gods everyone mortal and immortal fear, Dorian the accountant of the dead.

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by ContreParry on AO3 (Rated E)
FULL ARTWORK by @leeshannonart​ on tumblr
Dorian developed a bit of a crush on The Iron Bull during his unintentional jaunt through a doomed future. But the man he met there was different than the one he knows now… or is he?

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by  Dichotomous_Dragon on AO3 (Rated T) 
FULL ARTWORK by @apudpir8​ on Tumblr
Dorian came to with a crick in his neck and a headache like pounding dwarven hammers.“I believe I gave you express instructions not to hit him in the head,” a familiar, acidic voice droned, and bile crawled up Dorian’s throat.

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by DarkBlue on AO3 (Rated Explicit) [Canon Compliant]
FULL ARTWORK by @growstheoak​ on Tumblr
Dorian is selected to be the Inquisitor’s team during the charge at Adamant Fortress. Upon his return, the Inquisition requires him to undergo a Harrowing - his first. The Iron Bull strongly disagrees.

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by Viridis on AO3 (Rated E)
FULL ARTWORK by @vixiak​ on Tumblr
Our darling Vint is convinced he can get intimate with The Iron Bull before the sun sets – The Iron Bull strongly disagrees. Dorian’s seductive skills vs. Ben-Hassrath training. How will it all end?! Time to find out…

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by Blaziken  on AO3 [Rated T - canon typical violence]
Full artwork by @nirvana-war-queen
Dorian Pavus begins coughing up flowers over The Iron Bull. He understands it, of course he does. But he ignores it as best as he can.He could endure. He had to. After all, The Iron Bull would never love him.

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by cyberfairie on AO3 (Rated T)
FULL ARTWORK by @venndaai​ on Tumblr
When Bull betrayed the Inquisition and sided with the Qunari Dorian had no reason to remain in the south.  Several years later he’s found new purpose with the Lucerni but as they begin to make actual progress he finds himself the target of an assassin.  Perhaps more disturbing is the rumor of a one-eyed Qunari who has so far thwarted all the attempts.  Will Dorian dare to find the truth out for himself?  And once he does can he open himself up to the possibility that things might be different this time around?

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by venndaai on AO3
FULL ARTWORK by @anidragon​ on tumblr (and twitter)
A mysterious magical amulet sends Dorian, Bull, and Dagna on a journey of exploration through alternate pathways their lives could have taken.

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by Mozzarella on AO3 (Rated M)
FULL ARTWORK by @tevinterphoenix​ on Tumblr!
Dorian Pavus was made for the dramatic roles of villains in ballet. It was what got him into Kirkwall Dance Company after running from Tevinter, and what got him welcomed into Val Royeaux’s Royal Ballet collaborative season of classic ballet productions. But being a romantic lead, a prince? That was something he had to struggle with. 
That, and the threat of being deported. Not just for him, but for his new Qunari lover. Just when he was getting the romance part of romantic lead down. 
[Or, An Adoribull Ballet AU]