modern au coffee talk huh. i guess this is kinda the gist
“There must be something he really loves — something that makes him happy, and would make him very unhappy if it were taken away.” Violet and Quigley looked at one another and smiled. “Count Olaf loves Esmé Squalor.”
Ummmmmm No Offense… bbuuuttttttttt imma just gonna leave this here….
subtle, esmé, real subtle
hello and today we will be discussing how Small esmé is without heels thank you that’s all i have to say actually
lucy punch @ the 22nd costume designers guild awards, january 2020
Jacquelyn and Yessica Haircut’s meetings
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“My dick’s so long that when Esme does a line of coke off of it, she has to stop and take a breath.”
— Count Olaf, “The Slippery Slope”
