Who: Spectre, aka _spectre, aka Artyom. He/it pronouns (or equivalent in other languages), but I’m fine with they/them too.

Where: Tumblr (over at @art-spectre too), Steam, Discord (@_spectre#0273), Telegram.

What: random reblogs, shitposting, art, discourse, cats, more cats, complaining about life.

Tags:

#spectre original - original posts
#fave post - posts that will live rent free in my head
#important - posts I think should be read by many people
#russianposting - posts related to me being Russian, or posts in Russian, or posts about Russia
#pinned - stuff that is or was pinned

Look out for:

This post will occasionally be edited as I remember things to add.
No DNI/BYF - too lazy to write it. I believe my posts already get the message that something is wrong with me across.
If I blocked you, I probably don’t remember how or why. Don’t take it personally.
I may forget to tag things, so drop me a DM/ask if you’d like me to tag something.
I’m not a native English speaker so that’s your answer as to why I forget how articles and verbs work.
This blog mostly runs on (untagged) queue. Sometimes I misclick and send things to queue instead of drafts and vice versa. I hit shuffle on that damn thing every damn day. I don’t know what I post and I don’t want to know.
Play nice!

#pinned #spectre original

hippiejunk

spacecolonie

heist activities 💸 (print)

r-e-v-a-n

Pain is when a url you’d like to take is already taken but that blog isn’t even active

electrificata

wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

electrificata

i dont think anyone should know anything

cardenvondraken

If you want to completely derail a tasting, just say "Does anyone else think this bottle tastes a little corked? Like, not completely, but I think I’m getting just a hint." and then sit back and watch people continue to drink the wine but not enjoy it at all because they’re looking for the flaw that all wine people think they should be able to pick out the easiest and now you’ve just called their senses into question.

aquitainequeen

straycatj

saintcanidae asked:

Mr. J-san, please regard my cat. He could be your close cousin, perhaps? You both look very alike!!

straycatj answered:

Oh, hello handsome marshmallow!

8pxl

hey guys!

I hate posting stuff like this, but after getting crashed into last month and having to cover my car's deductible, I'm struggling with making ends meet atm!

if you'd like to help at all I'd really appreciate it, and it would mean the world to me!

if you'd like you can donate, buy a few wallpapers for your phone etc, make a purchase from my shop, send a commission inquiry, or just send positive vibes. thank yall so much for any and all support, it truly means the world!

#im russian unfortunately #but boosting this #so more ppl see

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

madnessofmen

wait it gets better

flowerkidlove

[ID: a sort of transcript between the interviewer and Biden, going like this:

"There are at least three," Biden responded, without missing a beat.

The woman then ased him to name them.

"Don't play games with me, kid," Biden responded, shutting her down.

/end ID]

catchymemes

ghostlygraphist

Professor Flunks All His Students After ChatGPT Falsely Claims It Wrote Their Papers

Texas A&M University–Commerce seniors who have already graduated were denied their diplomas because of an instructor who incorrectly used AI

Rolling Stone

i feel like professors need to be reprimanded and/or terminated for this type of buffoonery

technoria

get spark'd

fernsnailz

they are talking about rocks

free-parking-blog

Natt Różańska – Your Skin Under Mine

Braille reads: the slope of your spine the arch of your back the curve of your hip

the-haiku-bot

Braille reads: the slope of

your spine the arch of your back

the curve of your hip

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

aro-spectre

egg on salo. ea t it. now

aro-spectre

just ANNIHILATED a plate of fried eggs on salo. life is so good etc etc

#spectre original #cw food

egg on salo. ea t it. now

#spectre original #cw food

my-heads-gonna-explode

Another autistic poll because once again I am curious.

I'm autistic and am trying to learn how to drive but it's not going super well. I'm not sure if it's because of motor control issues (mine, not the car's motor lmao), overstimulation, or something else, but either way I think I need to start memorizing my city's bus schedule.

Now I'm curious, is there a correlation between autism and driving ability?

So now I ask (both autistics and allistics!)...

Please consider reblogging for bigger sample size!

imposterogers

batman canon: canonically cursed gotham, pseudoscience, creatures in the sewers, freeze guns, twenty rogues running rampant, the most absurd villains imaginable including kiteman condiment man & eggman, campy/eccentric outfits & personalities, superpowers used for evil

batman live action (excluding adam west, michael keaton, and gotham 2014): ok but what if we make gotham a normal ultra realistic city…………with normal levels of crime……………with one villain per year…………..how about that