SHE'S BACK!!! MINA'S BACK!!
when i die all six of my followers will be obligated to carry my casket up a big hill until they get bored
there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst
heritage post
come on man
On tumblr you really can’t expect to ask “where is god?” Without the devil answering “have you checked up your ass?”
im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]
YOUNG !! just us *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
What if boys were adopted since baby
except Damian.
Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth
Count em
Well first of all there's this guy
Nothing wrong with me
oh shit I found another one!!
school websites love not telling you any meaningful information ever
you need something? go to the admin page. you don't see what you need on the admin page? fill out the special request form. the special request form won't work? try emailing bob. bob hasn't worked for the district in 20 years smdh has recently died? pull out your school issued ouija board. you don't have one? you also have to fill out the special request form to receive said ouija board. we'll contact you in 2-1800 business days.
identifying cars in posts could very well be lying but how would we know? only the chosen one can identify cars
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damian would be characterised much better if people understood that he’s simply a 40 year old brown uncle in the body of a teenage boy
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Damian looking at the plants in the Wayne Manor garden every morning
Things Damian and middle aged Arab uncles have in common:
1- They want to know where their family is going to at all time, but they get offended when their family wants to know where they are going
2- They always exaggerate their academic achievements when they were little kids.
3- They pridefully announce whose son they are like it’s a badge of honor.
4- Always complain about the prices of things they don’t even want to buy
5- They will get mad angry if someone in their family dared to bring a cat to their house, but then you will find them playing with that cat 5 minutes later
6- They started (illegally) driving at a really young age
MY FIRST BART EVAHHH!!!! welcome to my hall of fame little buddy
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
with the lyrics "hold me like water, or christ, hold me like a knife" hozier really took the concept of craving intimacy to another level
So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"
To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!
gril chee :3
gril chee :3
gril chee :3
i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
