personally i would read the psychological thriller based on the horrific events that transpire at the fanfic retreat
#prev tags + my parents also took toys away#and it was specifically my laptop but also I had literally no other electronics aside from like; my Zuzu Pets at that time#I forgot about this till now cause they stopped doing it like; a little bit before I started middle school I think#I wonder if it's because they figured it wasn't working or because I got old enough that they decided it wouldn't work#or because I stooped breaking rules or what#polls
whenever you're thinking about 'keeping children safe online' remember that 'parental controls' on internet use (more accurately, domestic spyware) are statistically three times as likely to be keeping a child's abuser informed about them than to be keeping them safe from predatory strangers, because family members account for 30% of CSA perpetrators and strangers account for 10% (the other 60% is split between family friends and acquaintances and people in trusted positions of authority like doctors and priests)
What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍
extremely fucked up and evil thought about the undersea: so we know there are some laws that, when broken, are punishable by death. gillion has stated before that, as the champion of the undersea, he had a lot of duties and didn't enjoy many of them. do you think, when a crime of enough severity was committed, that the elders made gillion fulfill the role of executioner.
thinking about how often gillion's chosen method of murder is cutting the person's head off. thinking about how he had to walk outside and cool down when chip and jay didn't want him to kill the empress, and told them that if they didn't have a plan when he came back, he would kill her. thinking about gillion and chip's first fight for gillion's honor, when gillion had his blade to chip's neck and, repeatedly, asked if chip gave up (because he didn't want to kill chip, not really- but he would have, if he believed chip had forced his hand. for his honor.) thinking about how, at the elders' meeting with the navy, gillion didn't even process WHO negotiations were with- he just smelled the smallest shred of evil, and acted accordingly.
i am not calling twitter fucking x
im deadnaming that shit
i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up
[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]
[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]
[number]/[number]
[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]
you are doing some cocomelon shit to me
New theory: Lindir is actually Maglor in disguise and Lindir is the horrible, unoriginal, not obvious at all fake name he and Elrond came up with.
It literally means “music man”
For those interested, I have compiled all my L&L ot3 fanart/comics (including the nsfw ones) into a 30-page zine!
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please enjoy my favorite “no context” moments from good omens 2
broke: ending a fight in your ttrpg by killing all the other guys
woke: ending a fight in your ttrpg by successfully converting the other guys to communism
used to be called womandela effect ?? am i the only one who remembers this?
the amount of people in the replies saying “what career” lmao
Gladly
do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash
this is so periodtrackerappcore of them
I feel attacked
