I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

World Heritage Post

leonardo was the turtle, da vinci was the man

here is a preview of me and joeys new film Star Wars episode 8

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

oh this aged well

Apollo strikes again

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) dir. Cathy Yan

As a big MGS fan I fucking love this.

2012 - 2022

Artwork by David Nakayama

Catwoman #51 Cover

Black Canary by Elias Chatzoudis

Their intra conflict is there, but when they face potential threats/meddling from people who don't know Gotham but feel like they can just come here and get involved, everyone suddenly decides that the lesser of the two evils is each other.

They have a meeting in the bat cave to try to reach an agreement among themselves so they can build an image of a perfect team with a well-oiled dynamic. Five minutes into it, Tim and Damian are having a fist fight. Bruce, Dick, and Jason are having a three-way shouting match. Cassandra and Duke are in conflict with themselves about whose side they should take, if at all. Stephanie is nowhere to be found. Barbara is gathering more information from the shouting match to use later. This is the first time since forever that more than three of them are in the Batcave at the same time.

They are all perfectly in sync with each other when it's time to confront an outsider.

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The laws of physics don't apply to goats...

bruce wayne gets covid and he was in close contact with his whole family so the entire rogue gallery has ten days to take over gotham

the entire rogue gallery gets tested as part of the potential crime plot and half of them are now out of commission bc it turns out selina and bruce had close contact, and then she had lunch on thursday with harley and ivy, who went for coffee with eddie friday, who had his weekly chess game with jonathan on saturday, and so on and so forth. killer moth tested double negative, so everyone else is texting him scheme ideas on the fly. he’s doing an instagram live. half of gotham is watching. he proceeds to just do cool tricks like backflip off of buildings.

Freeze is fine because his suit is pressurized and also he doesn’t mess around with diseases and proper safety equipment, and the literal first thing he does is track down the Joker and freeze him solid for ten days.

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

First image of John Wick in John Wick 4 (2023)

two years later and BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened

Happy Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat Monday