This world is super fucked up

need to buy ants in bulk looking to buy big healthy ants for my ant pit please reblog with your best offer I need these ants very fast

i have 58 tons of ants sitting in cargo containers by the docks. great big ones please i need to sell these ants. offering very cheap prices.

My budget is $50000 I am willing to allocate 75% of this to ant allocation the rest is for large shovels how much ants will this buy me

for you i have a special deal. i sell you 35 tons of ants and i’ll even throw in a crate of rats, no charge.

fool… the rats will… simply eat the ants… it is a fools bargain i won’t accept these ants. what kind of fool do you take me for? the deal is off

you idiot. you fucking ingrate. the rats are kept seperate from the ants. if you’re going to slander my humble ant business i believe you are not worthy of purchasing from me. good day sir.

please reconsider. i spoke with haste these rats are fine, maybe honorable, I have been scammed by these men who claim the rats are supplementary to the ants, but I’ve never seen such things. Rats have too much pride. The ant is humble and is less easily upset than a rat. the rats will act as a deterrent, to keep intruders from crushing the precious ants

i will allow this, but only once. expect the ants at your domicile by the morning and do not disrespect my honest work ever again.

That would be all

If you can’t hide the wires, make them part of the decor

:0 holy fuck I’m doing this one day @delena-hupp

Oh my God, this just made my whole day.

the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine

Emma’s photo: She’s beauty and she’s grace. Rupert: Looks ready to woo you with his acoustic skills. Dan: ANARCHY!!

‘TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

hi i just want to remind everyone who wasnt here in 2010/2011 that this is what the error message looked like

Corpse bride

Hey everyone, I’m abandoning this blog and switching to feathered-cat, that’s all

Okay deleting on election day

Once we know who is president, this blog is gone ;p

we cannot ever resolve the problem of violence against children in our society unless we give up the idea that the worst thing a child can be is disobedient.

this is what so many people are failing to understand when they whine about how youth rights advocates should stop concerning ourselves with silly little things and just worry when there’s “real abuse” happening. the two causes are one and the same. perpetuating the idea that children are morally obligated to be submissive primes them for abuse. perpetuating the idea that parents must be dominant in order to be fulfilling their responsibilities encourages them to be abusive.

stop praising kids for submissiveness. stop remarking on how “good” they are when they don’t argue or complain. stop equating “respect” with obedience. stop calling a child “well-behaved” when what you really mean is that they’re being silent and taking up as little space as possible.

instead, praise kids for goodness and moral strength that come from within. recognize them for acts of kindness and selflessness. show pride in them for helping others. encourage them when they take responsibility. support them when they stand up for themselves.

stop praising parents for dominance. stop expressing wonder at their ability to keep their children on a short leash, to silence them with a word, or to strike fear into their hearts with a look. stop looking impressed when parents gleefully expound on all the ways they’ve been “tough” on their kids.

instead, praise parents for cultivating good human relationships with their kids. tell them how great it is to see them make their kids smile. recognize them for respecting their kids, for talking to them like people. encourage them to spend time just hanging out with their kids, in moments that aren’t about teaching or correcting or giving orders. recognize the courage it takes for them to admit when they’re wrong. support them when other adults cast judgmental eyes because they’re not being disciplinarians.

making things better starts with how we talk to each other.

Hey everyone, I’m abandoning this blog and switching to feathered-cat, that’s all

Okay deleting on election day

Once we know who is president, this blog is gone ;p

Hey everyone, I’m abandoning this blog and switching to feathered-cat, that’s all

Okay deleting on election day

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

There are 5 likes someone pray for us

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I did it I found the best comic ever made

Break time!

the gif is supposed to move…

This should do it! Have a break!

here

Okay smart stuff

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

Looks bad Reese’s

At least it loads

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

some serious shit is going down over here

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

Hey everyone, I’m abandoning this blog and switching to feathered-cat, that’s all

Okay deleting on election day

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

this is the most beautiful thing

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