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Ema // she/her // your casual appreciator of half-elves // Isildur defender first a human being second / sideblog: @curarems (mostly Discworld)

The elves of middle earth having the same “call your dad when you don’t know how to fix a problem” instinct but because they live forever it’s like

Some elf starts experiencing the elven equivalent of car trouble (idk, horse won’t go?) and calls his dad, and then his dad can’t figure it out so he calls HIS dad and so on and so forth until you’ve got this guys entire lineage all huddled together in elven cargo shorts trying to solve a dented horseshoe

Thinking about Fingon and Turgon again – such a fascinating and underrated brotherly relationship actually. The first time they’re introduced they’re in opposition to each other: Turgon stands with his father after the Darkening, but Fingon is keen to leave Valinor because he wants to explore and be a warrior prince etc. But then after the ship-burning they both want to cross the Grinding Ice, and they’re both described as “bold and fiery of heart”. Then of course there’s the fact that Turgon’s wife dies because of Fëanorian treachery, whereas Fingon’s rescue of Maedhros is instrumental in the reconciliation of the two hosts – did Turgon hold a grudge because of that? Did it matter to him at all that Maedhros stood aside at Losgar, or could he not help but see his brother’s actions as a betrayal of Elenwë’s memory? And then he just disappears without saying a word to anyone and Fingon doesn’t hear from him for three centuries!! Except when Fingolfin dies his body is taken to Gondolin, not to his eldest son and heir – how could Fingon not resent that? But all the same Turgon opens the leaguer of Gondolin for Fingon’s war and they meet on the battlefield for the first time in so long and Fingon is SO glad to see his brother: auta i lómë! But then Turgon watches him get trampled into the mud and he’s too far away to save him 💔 there’s just SO MUCH subtextual complexity in their relationship it makes me INSANE.

So we agree that 'jail-crow of Mandos' is an iconic Feanor quote, especially considering he said it to Melkor (of all beings!) while telling him to get off his lawn.

What we haven't spoken much about is this:

Feanor 🤝 Insulting Melkor 🤝 Fingolfin

Also now I want Finarfin to take a turn at yelling at Melkor. I think he deserves it too.

when you're Fëanor and Fingolfin, everything is a competitive sport

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For Ulmo bore up Elwing out of the waves, and he gave her the likeness of a great white bird, and upon her breast there shone as a star the Silmaril, as she flew over the water to seek Eärendil her beloved. And it is sung that she fell from the air upon the timbers of Vingilot, in a swoon, nigh unto death for the urgency of her speed, and Eärendil took her to his bosom; but in the morning with marvelling eyes he beheld his wife in her own form beside him with her hair upon his face, and she slept. 

someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

I find there is a 50/50 chance of this situation being:

a) Wow, I'm really glad you noticed that! I spent ages considering the implications and how it ties into the themes. Please let me talk to you for three hours straight about my thought process.

or

b) Erm... that thing... yeah... that was definitely a deliberate thing... I absolutely meant for that thing to be there honest

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

The work of our hands built a beautiful ship. How could I begrudge you the sea? Alone, alone, my only, my own. When will you return to me?

While Eärendil was away at sea, the sons of Fëanor descended upon the Havens to reclaim the Silmaril in Elwing’s possession. She cast herself into the Great Sea rather than be captured, but Ulmo changed her into a great white bird. In this form, she came to her husband in his ship Vingilótë with the Silmaril upon her breast.

Obscure Tolkien Blorbo: Semifinal

Nerdanel vs Tar-Ancalimë

Nerdanel:

Nerdanel, called The Wise, was the wife of Fëanor, and known as a great sculptor. She refused to follow her family to Middle-earth in the revolt of the Noldor.

  • Best known as the woman who looked at the hot mess that is Fëanor, went “is anyone going to marry that?” and did not wait for an answer, Nerdanel is also so much more than just the beloved wife of Fëanor. Most notably, she is a sculptor (apparently a male-dominated field in Noldorin society) - her statues are so life-like that the friends of the depicted would go up and talk to them! She is also wise enough to land the epithet Istarnië, which means Wise One, and she is the only person Fëanor ever listened to, which borders miracle territory. Although when she married the pretty young crown prince of the Noldor, people said she was not good-looking enough for him, Fëanor begged to differ, as they had seven kids together, which is the largest amount of kids any Elven couple ever had. There must have been a lot of passion there (or maybe they just really wanted a daughter?). Although Nerdanel always seemed to have wise counsel for her husband, apparently she did not put up with his, as she was close friends with Indis, his stepmother he did not like. Unfortunately, their marital bliss did not last; when Fëanor pulled a sword on his half-brother Fingolfin (Indis's son) and was exiled, she did not come with him and instead stayed with Indis. This is often seen as her inventing divorce, although a more boring reading could simply suggest she disagreed and did not fancy accompanying him (LaCE does say Elven couples could keep separate households for extended periods of time). She also did not think about coming to Beleriand with him after he swore his terrible oath, although she did beg for him to leave her at least one of her kinslaying spawn sweet adorable baby boys (preferably the one she very ominously tried her hardest to name The Fated as a baby). I suppose the resulting, kind of permanent, separation, could definitely count as divorce.
  • she is a sculptor and an artisan so skilled that Feanor’s love for her competed with his own love of craft and creation. She raised seven sons and pleaded for their fates with Feanor because of how much she loved them and even though she loved him too, she stuck to her own beliefs and refused to leave Valinor….she’s so girlboss and she said you can go be a tragic archetype but our children don’t deserve that and also I will stay right here. We love a woman who refuses to give up her joys and her home even for a man she loves and ESPECIALLY since it was Feanor….the strength of her will is insane. I love her.

Tar-Ancalimë:

The first Ruling Queen of Númenor.

  • Ancalime the First Ruling Queen Of Numenor Herself!!! Let me tell you she is wonderful! She is savage! 'she did not refuse the Heirship, and determined that when her day came she would be a powerful Ruling Queen' a girlboss! I know people love making characters gay (it's me, i'm people) and Ancalime is a great case for lesbian/ace/aro headcanons (about marriage) ''We could', said Ancalime, 'if I had any mind to such a state. I could lay down my loyalty and be free. But if I were to do so, I should be free to wed whom I will; and that would be Uner (which is ''Noman''), whom I prefer above all others.'' She has gay vibes, take her and love her! Also she eventually gets married (either out of spite or to please the government) and her husband is just so rude to her so she kicks him out of his house because she's the Queen.
  • Propaganda for my girl Ancalimë, she must succeed. Technically Ancalimë is more obscure than most of the other characters here and she is such a wonderful character. This fandom says they like girlbosses, she is so girlboss, she's the First Ruling Queen. Plus she is politically savy - since she is called Tar-Ancalime that's probably not her original name, which means she could have named herself after the elven tree and not the other way around - that's one heck of a statement and more tree symbolism for her, tree lovers vote for her she is one of you.