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@arizonarangers

fallout / rdr / tes / whatever i think is funny

creature. she/they. 18. nonbinary jew.

this blog is a mashup of my interests (fallout, tes, red dead) and things that make me giggle to myself.

not spoiler free, but i do my best to tag them.

may 16: joan of arc’s canonization date, and the first MCR concert of 2022.

you don’t get it guys the first time “and so he gets to die a saint / but she will always be the whore” “take his body as a relic to be canonized” was ever performed live it was on joan of arc’s canonization date

it’s been a year

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Sensational bite. Fully loaded

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pizzaback

mean

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bigpastapete

i hope little yelly seal isn’t actually hurt because this picture is my favourite.

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tripropellant

He was devoured.

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ever since discovering you can request money through google wallet when you send emails i’ve had to struggle to resist the urge to constantly tack on money requests of either thousands of dollars or 69 cents when i email my dad about stuff

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tripropellant

mostly it’s because i send him a lot of funny animal pics with no title or body in the email whatsoever and i looooove the idea of sending someone a blank email with two attachments, which are:

• that picture of the proboscis monkey smirking while eating a sandwich with his little pink dick fully visible

• google wallet request for 9000 dollars

The article says that the guidelines have been updated. Instead of asking if you’re a man that’s had sex with another man in the past 3 months it asks everyone regardless of gender if they’ve had anal sex with a new partner or if they’ve had anal sex with multiple partners in the past 3 months.

This both opens up blood donation to msm in exclusive relationships or who don’t have anal sex and more accurately identifies hiv risk from people who aren’t msm. This is exactly the sort of guidelines we’ve been fighting for for years. This is a major win for both gay rights and blood donation in the US. Now a bunch of people who couldn’t donate before can donate now.

Woke MCR be like

* Bulletproof HRT

* The GAYEST lives

* Thank you for the HORMONES

* Our GNC PERSON of sorrows

* Demolition QUEERPLATONIC PARTNERS

* You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

* Headfirst for PENIS

* NON-GENDERED PARENTAL FIGURE

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.