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butch fatale
She walked into my office with the swagger of a racecar pit crew boss. From her steel toed boots to her safety glasses, this dame was giving me forklift certified vibes strong enough to shake me loose from my classic depression laced with alcoholism.
her carabiner jingled with keys to four speakeasies, two u-hauls, and a thousand broken hearts.
New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
dj-nasir got the whole club complaining about his selection of metal
(guy who hasnt ever seen anything) i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of nothing
lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.
pdf.......... ...... .. public display of. Friend [gives u a hug]
robot says "can i vent for a second" and u reply "sure" and they open their vents and the room raises like 2 degrees
DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth
TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss
I feel more like me when I’m around you
[Image ID: A simplistic, digital drawing of four people linking arms with smiles on their faces. The person furthest to the left of the viewer is waving. They have pride flags on their shirts in order left to right: lesbian, gay/rainbow, bi, and trans. End ID]
historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them
they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t
Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity