conflicted-shit asked:

lmao I just thought of this and what if Phobos had a lil sibling? just like Phobos being overprotective of his sibling lol

P.S. Always ignore if you’re too busy or you just don’t want too.

:)

and now, I will disappear.

• Now see Director Phobos is a ruthless tyrant who is basically power hungry in achieving godly hood
• All except when it comes to his younger sibling.
• That man will do everything in his power to make sure you’re just as safe and okay.
• Along with the previous post of Sanford’s sibling being the only family he’s got, you’re the same exact case with Phobos.
• And instead of seeing you as some god or some lowly grunt, he sees you as someone equal to him because you’re his sibling.
• Phobos would also be the one to constantly watch over your back, making sure you’re okay and that no one messes with you.
• And he makes it VERY well known if that someone were to mess with you, they’d have to face his wrath and the amount of mercenaries that show up.
• Hell he would even be protective of you if someone were to show any sort of interest in you.
• It doesn’t matter if your orientation or preferred gender and pronouns, he will accept who you are and will FUCK UP anyone who has any sort of nasty or messed up ideas towards you.
• Anything to make sure that his little sibling isn’t hurt. Emotionally AND physically.
• Mentally would be a little harder for him considering they way he is. But Phobos does and will help you in any way he can.
• Wow you having Phobos as a loving, caring brother? It actually shocks everyone with how he acts towards you.
• But like all siblings, there will be some banter or arguments.
• Especially when it comes to your personal life.
• But after a while he does respect your boundaries and tells you that if you need anything from him, that he will be there whenever you need him.

• Growing up close to his Momma, Sanford had also become a family man
• Though that’s because he appreciates his family, especially his younger brother.
• Which happens to be you
• This man will protect and will have your back at all costs.
• Especially out in the wastelands that’s crawling with Bandits, Cannibals, etc
• Sanford would also be very uncomfortable with the idea of you living out in the wastelands by yourself. You’re the only family he’s got left besides your guys’s Momma.
• He does offer to let you stay with him at his place, which you decline politely. Saying how you don’t really want to intrude on his private life.
• Besides the S.Q also provides dorms for their mercenaries.
• Of course Sanford still doesn’t like that idea, but he eventually settles on it considering it was much safer than it was out in the desert.
• But going back on this man willing to kill and have your back, I literally mean it.
• Both him and Deimos are already a solid team, but once you started accompanying them, you and Sanford are basically untouchable considering.
• Deimos is a little jealous of you two though
• Not because you’re spending time with his best friend, but because he wish he had a strong sibling relationship like you two.
• But then again, Sanford is the closest he had to a brother. Not only that, after meeting you the two of you instantly clicked.
• The two of you would have some sibling rivalry though.
• For example, the two of you would try to one up each other.
• “I bet your ass and a whole week of having to cook that I could beat your ass.”
• “Bring it on you little shit. You know I can toss your ass into the wall.”
• Usually it ends up in a tie. If you’re matching in strength or faster than him if your strength isn’t that great.
• But nonetheless he loves you and would do anything for his little brother.
• Probably give each other nicknames too
• For example his would be “Shithead, San, Asshole, etc”
• While your’s would be “Lil Bro, fucker, little shit, etc”
• Deimos finds it amusing, watching you guys banter or argue with each other.
• Hank could honestly care less.
• If anything he would barely interact.
• That or he would just sometimes have small conversations with you.
• Doc also would care very much, but you did make it easier whenever you and the other two come back from missions by keeping Sanford safe as he does with you and Deimos.
• Now if he could get Hank to finally do the same.
• But he also appreciates the fact you also get things done with your brother.
• But when you guys spar, that’s a whole ‘nother story…
• For once stop coming in bruised the fuck up just because the two of you wanted to show off or make a bet with each other…

• First off, anyone who’s seen you has either thought you were odd, interesting or scary.
• And it only amplified when you were able to mime the actions into reality.
• Oh there wasn’t a wall here before. Well there is one now— wait don’t run! You’re going to hit—… ouch…
• It freaked everyone out honestly, thinking that you were just like the clown himself with the Improbability Drive only to find out that

1. You didn’t have an Improbability Drive
2. You couldn’t care less about the so called clown everyone has been mentioning
3. You genuinely do want to impress and don’t really mean any harm to the rest of the grunts.

• It honestly threw everyone off a little, but nonetheless a lot of grunts were very relieved and thankful that someone like you had no intention of killing unless necessary.
• You’ve done it before as self defense
• *insert goofy meme as you hand sign it* “I’ll fucking do it again.”
• But apparently Tricky had caught wind of your existence
• At first, he was only focused on that fact that you were a mime. Not speaking and only doing little every daily movements while amusing the little crowd around you.
• But due to the incessant urge to kill everything just for fun, he did try to kill you and that crowd by lunging at you full speed with a loud scratchy laugh
• While the crowd screamed and scrambled to get away, you shook your head no, telling him to stop after making it look like you were placing your hands on a thick glass wall.
• And fortunately for you there was one. But very unfortunate for Tricky as he smashed his face straight into the invisible glass wall
• He looked up at you in confusion, well more or less what he had just hit to see that nothing was there
• It pissed him off a little not gonna lie. But at the same time he was amused.
• Tricky ended up trying to kill a random grunt that ended up being frozen in fear only to be stopped by an invisible tug while his hands and arms were stuck to his side.
• It felt like rope had just wrapped around him
• Well that’s because there was one. An invisible one with you being the one who threw the damn thing at him to stop him from killing that poor grunt.
• Tricky just sat there with pure confusion on his face.
• Literally he’s that meme of the woman looking confused with the math formulas all around her.
• He does through a hissy fit once he comes back to reality. Struggling against the invisible ropes while you shook your head at him.
• The red static filled your vision with the red letters saying “CHEATER!!!”
• You look at him with confusion only to sign to him “I didn’t cheat, I’ve always had this sort of power. If anything you’re the one cheating because you have the Improb Drive.”
• The crowd that was watching you ends up coming back, watching the interaction between the two of you.
• Amused by the bickering of two performers that argued like children.
• But after a while, after the incident, Tricky did end up growing attached to you. Amused at your tricks and antics
• There was a time the two of you did mess with Hank and the other two.
• The confusion and shock on their face when they didn’t know what was happening when you messed around with them
• “Where the fuck did this wall come from?!”
• “AYE Why can’t I move?!!”
• “Hey guys!! A little fucking help?? I can’t get down from whatever I’m hanging from!!”
• Nonetheless the three of them LOATHED you while Tricky loved you for making him laugh so hard.
• You’re BFFs now, there’s no escaping from clown

conflicted-shit asked:

WAIT I FORGOR TO MENTION THAT THE FLUFFY GRUNTS WERE THE MAIN 4 AAAAA IM SO SORRY ILL ADD ANOTHER WEIRD DRAWING 😭😭

you can always add additional grunts :)))))

• How this happened? Absolutely no fucking clue. At least specifically.
• All you remember was going on a mission with the main four on infiltrating some AAHW building where some experiments were happening.
• The five of you did manage to get to the room where the scientist and a couple of abominations resided in.
• But something had happened to where there was an explosion where you and the others were knocked out.
• You woke up to a pressure on your chest, eyes fluttering to see four little fluffy puffballs that oddly looked like if a cat and a grunt were mixed together
• What was even more strange was the fact they looked like Sanford, Deimos, Hank and 2BDamned
• You stare at them for a brief moment, listening to the high pitched mews coming from them, especially the ones that looked like Deimos and Sanford.
• Suddenly you come to realization that it was them.
• You scoop them up in your arms, ignoring the surprised yowls and quickly speed all the way back to S.Q
• Once you had gotten back to the tower, you quickly make your way back to Doc’s office, setting them down on his desk table before trying to process what the hell had just happened to your S/Os.
• You were to entangled in your own thoughts that you had to be quickly brought to reality by 2BDamned’s loud mewings to catch your attention.
• You apologize a little before going to the four of them, gently petting them only to hear a soft purr coming from the two.
• The loudest being Deimos and Sanford while there was a soft and barely audible one coming from both Doc and Hank
• You definitely knew it was them considering how accepting one pair was with affection compared to the other two.
• The days did go by though with the five of you trying to figure out how to change them back.
• Doc would mostly be on the desk with you, watching over the work you took on while the other three would lay and nap on you.
• Hank would mostly occupy your thighs and make sure the other two wouldn’t get a spot on his favorite spot.
• Even before being turned into a fluffy, he loved your thighs. Regardless of how thick or thin they were.
• You remember he physically fought the three of them because Sanford tried to make himself comfortable on your lap.
• You had to separate them considering Hank was the biggest
• But the other two did manage to find a spot by perching themselves on your shoulders, purring nonstop. Deimos being the one to constantly rub himself against your chin.
• You weren’t going to lie, the four of them were absolutely adorable how they were and it made you melt at how soft they were.
• Hell even sleeping with all of them piled on top of you, purring away and lulling you to sleep.
• It was even cute with seeing how they play with each other. Watching them chase each other around the room to get some sort of exercise or training.
• Well mostly Hank, Deimos and Sanford. Doc would be with you in a loaf as you petted him. Still it was very cute to see. They did heavily remind you a lot like cats.
• But you still wanted them back the way they were. You heavily missed your boys if anything.
• The weeks did pass by and there was a moment where you yourself had to seek out Jebediah himself to help you out.
• Despite the hissing and spitting that came from Hank himself.
• Sanford and Deimos very trustful either considering you saw how puffed their fluff was
• Doc on the other hand was indifferent and actually encouraged you to seek him out considering he also wanted to go back the way he was
• Jeb himself was surprised at the sight of the four of them before reluctantly agreeing to help you guys out
• It did take a couple more weeks though considering you and Jeb had to raid a couple of labs to figure out a way to turn the four of them back.
• The halo wasn’t a way to bring them back, trust me he did try.
• Once you guys did find a way to turn the four of them back, you immediately three yourself onto the four of them, welcoming them back as they were in their normal forms.
• The four of them also seemed to be glad as they wrapped their arms around you into a tight hug.
• Well, mostly Sanford and Deimos. Hank did give you a hug, but it was more like he just held you there with him while the other two were angry and yelling at him for hogging you all to himself.
• Doc did hug and praise you as well along with thanking Jeb for assisting you.
• They did tease you though about the little baby voices you made at them while they were fluffy grunts though.
• But oh well, you make fun of them as well for the stuff they’ve done while they were turned.

• With Tricky it’s a bit more simpler with him. At least with how he turned into a fluffy grunt.
• And that’s just because he turned himself into one.
• Because you were talking about how cute animals were despite there being none in Nevada….
• Unlike the main four he willingly turned himself into a fluffy grunt and can turn himself back whenever he wanted to.
• It’s just right now he wants you to pay attention to him now that he turned himself into something that looked very similar to a cat and a grunt.
• Even as a fluffy grunt he’s very excitable and hyper considering how much he’s would dart around the rooms.
• Hell he would even constantly yowl for you to pay attention to him.
• A chaotic little shit he is. There was even a time you woke up to him literally sitting on your face.
• But hey he’s also had his moments by constantly cuddling up to you, purring the time away or by constantly rubbing himself against you.
• Not only that, he does notice when you do get overstimulated and tries to calm down a bit for you.
• None the less he’s still very sweet and loves to give and get your attention on him by doing cute things.
• But he will only do them for you and you only.
• With anyone else he’s a fucking menace. And still would kill someone who isn’t you
• Then again you did warn those around you about him

• Auditor as a lover would be… interesting to say the least.
• How you got their attention, no clue. But hey you some how did and now you’re dating them.
• Auditor would probably treat you more kindly and more as a person than a chess piece like they do with everyone else.
• Hell, they even would probably keep you out of harm’s way for you to live a more comfortable life.
• If anything you would probably be spoiled very much like Phobos’s S/O
• Auditor would also be the gentle lover with the constant gentle touches, kisses and words of affirmation
• But sometimes even that comes with a price, especially when being monitored 24/7 by this entity
• Probably would even relocate you somewhere very far away from all the chaos and away from both Tricky and Hank.
• Would even go great lengths for them not to know about you for your safety
• Even when you want to go some where, they would have probably like 15 Agents, 10 Soldats, and 3 MAG Agents following you around. Although discretely.
• They would have 2 Soldats with you physically though while the others follow in the shadows. (With the MAG Agents doing it somehow)
• Sucks too whenever you just want to hangout with your friends
• Hell even for the reason of “keeping you safe” they’d most likely gaslight and manipulate you into thinking it’s better to stay in a more safe environment with them.
• But nonetheless, Auditor would treat you like the most treasured thing in this god forsaken state.
• Even the other Employers would see the change in both attitude and focus.
• They would know about you as well and would probably keep monitoring you as well just because they were curious to how you, a normal grunt, had gotten the attention and affection from the Auditor themself.
• And plus Auditor told them to look after you while they were busy with everyone in the Nexus City.

idyat asked:

Hiii so I saw you're doing madcom requests and got an idea

So main 4 headcanons for a convenience store owner reader. Basically they're just the most reliable source for a lot of things, and really chill too. Just wanna sell things and help without a care for their wanted posters or massive organisation. So the S.Q already knows them from buying stuff from the shop, but thet only recently started paying attention to the owner and realised how...nice they were.

You can choose the type of headcanon (like your Pandora's box thing or one-time separate hc's) or if you want to add other characters :) thank you!

Imma do both because my ideas are running WILD rn lmao. Plus it gives me a reason to try and write off writer’s and artist’s block. Plus this will be LOOONNNGGG

A/N: PANDORA’S BOX!READER USES GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS, BUT IS FEM PRESENTING. CONVENIENCE STORE!READER IS PURELY GENDER NEUTRAL!

• Depending on if you’re a shop owner or the founder/CEO of Pandora’s Box will kind of differentiate the relationship you might have with the Main Four.
• For example, if you happen to be a convenience store owner, chances are you’ll be closer to both Sanford and Deimos compared to Hank and 2BDamned.
• But you’d probably still retain a good relationship with the both Hank and Doc.
• If you were the Founder/CEO of the Pandora’s Box agency, you’d most likely be closer to Doc and Hank while still retaining a good relationship with both Sanford and Deimos.
• But nonetheless the four of them would notice how pretty chill and nice you are.
• But although in both scenarios you’re still pretty chill and don’t really care for their reputation, the personalities between the two are different between Store Owner!Reader and Pandora’s Box!Reader.

• If you’re a convenience store owner, chances of you meeting the Main Four are slim.
• But hey, you somehow were able to manage that with them coming into your store because of some dead batteries that was inside of some sort of device that they needed to work.
• You remembered how they entered your store, Doc looking irritated along with Deimos who was still fiddling with the poor remote.
• Meanwhile Sanford looked like he was just ready go back home.
• Hank on the other hand looked indifferent, although a bit irked.
• Of course you knew who they were, there were wanted posters of them plastered all over the place outside of your store.
• But honestly you could care less. A customer is a customer and you of all people knew better than to stick your nose in other people’s business.
• Anyways, Doc just ended up grabbing the pack of batteries from the store racks before slamming it down onto the counter in front of you.
• Meanwhile you looked behind him, seeing the other three behind him with what looked like whatever they just grabbed around the store.
• While you were ringing up their items, Deimos looks at the wanted posters of them that was plastered on the bulletin board.
• He points it out. “You know you have the wanted posters of us, right?” You could feel him eye your suspiciously.
• “I know. But honestly, it’s really not my business.” You shrug your shoulders while putting the items into a bag, giving it to Doc while he pays you.
• The four of them can only stare at you in silence before continuing.
• “Look all I’m saying is, I get all types of people passing here and I know how to keep my mouth shut tight.” You lean onto the desk in front of you with a soft smile “Meaning, there’s no reason for me to open them at all.”
• They still don’t really trust you, to which you can’t really blame them.
• Nevada was a place you couldn’t really be relaxed in. Especially when there were murderers, thieves, cannibals and a whole bunch of unsavory types of people out there.
• If it was before missions, they would usually stop by and grab only necessary things.
• Though if it was like a camp out due to survey ing a tower/building, then they’d end up grabbing a few more snacks to keep them content.
• The ones who you talked to the most would Deimos and Sanford considering how more relaxed they are when it comes to casual conversation
• Compared to Doc and Hank, the two of them make you feel a lot more safe.
• As for 2BDamned and Hank themselves, it’s more of just business.
• But as time goes on between the four of them do end up coming to realization that you genuinely do care about them and their well being.
• Not only are you nice to them, but you also aren’t that afraid of them. Which to be honest it a nice change.
• Especially when it comes to having a new trustworthy friend.
• Good job Reader! You’ve managed to not only get the main four to be your friends, but also guard dogs and attack dogs.
• Especially when someone vandalizes or threatens to kill you or steal from you.

• As I’ve mentioned before, you’d most likely strike up a partnership with the main four and the S.Q just to spite the AAHW and it was good to have a powerful ally who wasn’t Phobos or the Auditor.
• Most likely you’d be closer due to 2BDamned and Hank just due to professionalism, business related jobs, or etc.
• That and Hank’s odd obsession with wanting to constantly spar with you because of wanting to see how fast you could actually avoid him.
• Which by the way, you still heavily outweighs him in that skill.
• But back onto the topic, 2BDamned would be the one to do all the talking and negotiating. Though there will be times you both do joke around with each other by throwing small jokes.
• He genuinely enjoy doing business with you though, seeing how well the two of you compromise with each other.
• As for Hank he doesn’t really care about all that stuff. Unless it deals with weaponry, then he’s all for listening and seeing what you have.
• As long as he has something he can use to saw, slice, or put holes into whatever gets in his way efficiently , he’ll gladly see what you have.
• There was a moment after a while where Doc did have a shortage of supplies and had to tell you that the promised cargo wouldn’t be delivered to your company until they had what they needed.
• But to their surprise, mostly Doc’s, you just waved it off and gave them the same amount of shipment to them that you usually trade with them only to tell them to not worry about it, considering your company already had way too much of what they were about to ship to you.
• It made Doc skeptical, usually things like this had some sort of motive behind them.
• But once he saw the sincerity you had, he was definitely taken back. Hell even Hank was taken back at how generous you were being with them.
• Congrats, Reader! You now have the Necromancer and The Boogie Man by your side with semi weak knees

• You, Deimos, and Sanford would probably be out on a mission together for the first time to get a reaction out of him.
• Don't get him wrong, he's seen you fight before and is impressed with how well you can handle yourself. Then again you ARE in Nevada after all dating one of the most wanted.
• You were currently raiding one of the nearest towers that belonged to Phobos in Nexus City.
• Something about trying to get intel to stop the "Nexus Project"? Whatever, as long as it ends up in you not dying.
• You were currently clearing out one of the rooms that were filled with Phobos's agents with Sanford while trying to protect Deimos who was down a couple rooms trying hack into the security system and vault.
• Gore and bodies flying all over the place, blood coating the walls before moving onto the next room only to repeat the same thing over and over again.
• You didn't mind it necessarily, but you wanted the more quiet approach. That being no one knew you were in the facility to begin with.
• But sometimes things just don’t want to go your way.
• So that led you both here. Inside of a room that was now quiet other than the sound your guys' heavy breathing and the gurgling sounds of soldats, agents, etc choking on their own blood.
• You let out a small exhale only for Sanford to nudge you on the shoulder.
• Sanford’s eyebrows were creased together, his lips pulled into a tight thin line as he looked at you.
• “You good there, hon? You aren’t hurt are you?”
• All you could do was just give him a smile along with a soft chuckle before patting his arm.
• "I'm fine big guy, just wanting to get this over with already so we can go home."
• Sanford only let’s out a soft hum, squeezing your shoulder gently before the two of you continue on. The hallway was quiet. A little too quiet for both of your guy's liking. But the silence was always nice from the sound of gunfire and flesh ripping apart.
• The two of you enter a room, Sanford going in first before you to make sure things were clear before letting you come in after.
• But right before you were about to enter, you could feel the hair on your neck stand, making you tense.
• Out of instinct you cock your head to the side before hearing a loud bang right from behind you.
• The bullet had nearly gazed your head, making you pull out your gun that was holstered before pointing it at the soldat who was right behind you, pulling the trigger where the bullet landed straight in between his eyes.
• You watch as the Soldat's body falls to the floor, staring at it for a couple of seconds before hurrying into the room with Sanford.
• Sanford on the other hand was just staring at both the bullet and back at you, baffled at your instincts and reflexes.
• He looks at the soldat’s body that lie on the floor then snaps his attention towards you.
• “Holy shit, what the fuck was that?!”
• It was your turn to furrow your eyebrows, looking at him in confusion. He motions to the soldat that was lying on the ground in a puddle of his own blood.
• “Oh, that! I mean... when you live in Nevada with death lurking in every corner, you kind of have to train yourself to listen to everything around you... Let alone be aware of your surrounding.”
• You have a point and Sanford can’t really argue against you on that point.
• But good god, he didn’t even see or hear you move until he heard the gunshot and a body fall.
• And thank god you had that intuition, otherwise he wouldn’t know what he could do with himself if you did die.
• After that Sanford would probably be a little bit more relaxed about being on missions with you
• Still is protective of you though

• His dumbass would probably find out by almost killing you.
• Deimos would probably working on a new weapon or would be upgrading one 
• You and Sanford would probably be with him he was working on said project.
• If anything you two were just there for support, since the two of you didn’t really know much about upgrading weapons and crap unlike the gun nut himself
• You would be sitting on a nearby box, reading your favorite book meanwhile Sanford was cleaning his hook along with sharpening it.
• You would watch Deimos, making sure your boyfriend didn’t do anything to hurt himself or do anything stupid.
• Unfortunately, there would be times that does happen. 
• And this one just so happened to be this time
• You could hear Deimos curse to himself as he tried to fix something only for something to fling off from the weapon itself and in your and Sanford’s direction
• Sanford would let out a loud “FUCK”
• Meanwhile you just sat there, eyes still on your book reading while you move your arm to catch the flying projectile without even looking at it.
• Deimos was too worried about you to even realize what you had just did, running up to you making sure you were at least okay.
• But once he does, he realized that there was no injury on you and that the object that was hurdling in your direction was in your hands.
• “Wait... How did you do that..?”
• “Do what?” You look up from your book with a raised eyebrow.
• Deimos points at your hand, the one with the object that flew at you
• “What about it?” 
• “How the fuck did you even catch that?”
• “Why?”
• “Cause one, you almost died because of me, and two, that was actually fucking cool. Not gonna lie.”
• All you can do is just let out a huff of air while giving him a smile.
• “I mean, I kind of just grew up with having fast reflexes. That and my parents kind of forced me to be aware of my surrounding 24/7 ever since childhood” You hand Deimos back the object before giving him a soft chuckle. “Kind of glad they did.”
• After that he would probably ask you more about it, trying to catch you off guard by throwing things at you only for you to catch it. 
• At one point Deimos did ask you to teach him how only for him to end up failing considering you would get him at unsuspecting moments.
• But hey, it was still pretty funny to see him try.
• You do applaud him for when he does get better.
• But be careful considering it also does boost his ego.

• The two of you would probably be in his office.
• You sipping on a cup of coffee while just enjoying 2BDamned’s company while he works.
• He didn’t mind it considering you were mostly there for both peace and company. Something that was hard to come around in Nevada. Well the peace part.
• While you were just sipping on your coffee while reading a book, Doc was working on something to help with bringing back Hank from purgatory considering he doesn’t know how to keeps himself safe.... 
• Nor does he have any sort of self preservation
• As Doc was about to take a step away from his desk, he accidentally knocks over a remote that would help him remote into purgatory.
• He tries to catch it, but instead he sees a hand catch it way before he does.
• Doc notices that it was your hand only to look up and see that you were taking a sip out from your cup before placing the remote back onto the desk.
• “I think it’s time for you to take a break... You’re starting to get a little clumsy.” You let out a small chuckle.
• Doc only stares at you and the remote back and forth.
• How long were you even able to do something like this?
• Maybe he had been buried in his work a little too much to even notice...
• Nonetheless he is impressed, but he thought nothing of it. At least right now...
• But later on he does appreciate it more and more. Especially when the main three come in for any sort of medical aid/check up and they knock over something.
• Or when he almost drops something (like his coffee mug) because of his sleep depressed.
• Hell, you even do it when you’re asleep. You just wake up out of no where and just catch what’s either falling or hurdling in your direction. Which may or may not have kind or shocked Doc at first.
• Nonetheless, Doc finds your reflexes rather helpful around his office. He hasn’t had thing broken because of you.

• How it happened, no clue. If anything it just happened and it confused the fuck out of everyone.
• The four of you were in the sparing room/gym room when your reflexes kicked in.
• You were sparing with your partner, Hank. Eyes trained on his larger frame that was in an offensive stance. Your’s defensive.
• You guys did have weapons of course. That being projectiles such as throwing knives, and one combat knife.
• The two of you waited for one of you guys to attack, which Hank ended up being the one to attack first.
• You were able to keep up with Hank, dodging his attacks along with attacking him.
• Though there was a moment where your reflexes kicked in.
• Without a heads up, Hank had thrown his knife at you before charging at you.
• Your mind went blank after feeling that tingling feeling linger within your hands before it turned into sweat.
• Without a word, you caught the knife thrown at Hank before falling back onto your back before kicking Hank right in the stomach, pushing him back and slamming him into a nearby wall.
• After you had come to your senses, you see that Hank was up against the wall, the wind knocked out of him.
• You freak out as you rush to him
• “Holy shit, I’m so sorry, Hank!” You were too busy fretting over him to even notice the bewildered look on his face as he stared at you
• How long were you able to do that? You didn’t even look at the knife he threw at you before you caught it and kicked him against the wall.
• Sanford and Deimos only stared at you two, eyes wide in both shock and amazement.
• After that, Hank would probably try to get you again only for him to see that you caught whatever he threw at you.
• He wasn’t gonna lie, it was amusing as fuck just trying it. He also loved it cause he knew that in raids/missions you can take care of yourself.
• Though to other people outside of your guys’s relationship (and the other three), it would look like he was actually trying to kill you.
• But don’t worry, he’s not actually trying to. Hell he’s not even throwing the knives that hard compared to when he’s out and about.
• If anything he loves it. Kills time and makes it both amusing for the both of you
• Although he wouldn’t be vocal about it.

• If Deimos had any chance of meeting you, it’d probably being during a mission where he had gotten separated from Sanford in the city. 
• He knew he was in deep shit considering the agents from the AAHW were right on his trail shooting at him through the alleyways.
• Eventually he does get them off his back by killing a few of them. Now all he had to do was find his way back out.
• Deimos would navigate through the alleyway, trying to retrace his steps from where he had even run from. It would frustrate him to no end to where he wouldn’t notice the neon glowing light that would follow him through the shadows
• He would try to navigate through the alleyways only to hear a strangled cry from around the corner.
• Deimos would go and investigate, peeking around the corner with his gun loaded.
• He would flinch from seeing someone wearing clothes with bright neon (f/c) lights draining the blood out of an AAHW agent. Specifically one that was following him.
• Deimos would watch as the agent’s hands one cling onto you, desperately trying to push you away before falling limp due to blood loss.
• You ended up catching sight of him after you retracted your fangs away from the now dead agent. Your hands up showing that your weren’t going to attack.
• Mostly due to recognizing him as one of Nevada’s most wanted and didn’t really want any trouble.
• You could tell he was uneasy considering he was pointing his rifle at you. You do end up trying to defuse the situation. Of course that only makes it a bit worse.
• Though after a few hours of going back and forth, the two of you do end up relaxing before you end up helping him out with finding a way out of the alleyways.

• Deimos will actually make time to hang out with you whenever he’s off duty or not hanging out with Sanford.
• The two of you will hang out around the city during the night considering that’s when you’re most active
• He likes that you don’t really mess with other civilian people and more or less corpo grunts. That mostly being agents from the AAHW or industry that Phobos rules over.
• He’d complain to you about how 2BDamned would be an overbearing and dramatic who wouldn’t be able to take a few jokes.
• Something that you two do frequently together whenever you hang out together. Hell you’ll even sneak him into the clubs you and your buddies will be at.
• Though sometimes they’ll end up breaking into fights if things go wrong. But hey, more fun you thought.
• There was a time that you had gotten injured to where it looked as if you died. Deimos was seeing red to where he had missed you just getting back up after recovering from a fatal blow to the head.
• “Holy shit I thought you were dead!”
• “Why?”
• “??? Because you took a big ass blow to your head??”
• “Trust me, you’ll know when I’m dead”
• He’s also a bit more careful when it comes to his pyro abilities considering you’re not too fond of fire.
• Let alone weak to it.
• Deimos also likes to ask about your fangs along with many more questions.
• “Hey, what’s it like having fangs like that?”
• “Ehhh having them surgically attached was weird to get used to, but after a while you get used to it. Kinda like it’s second nature at this point.”
• He finds it really cool that you also can turn others into vampires as well with a singular bite.
• That’s if you will it though. You usually do it whenever you and Deimos are surrounded by a rival gang or any sort of corpo agent working in the Agencies that he’s working against.
• There was a time he did bring Sanford along to introduce you. Sanford was pretty skeptical of you considering your background and who you associate with. But even then, he couldn’t really say much to begin with.
• He is happy though that Deimos found another friend like you to hang out with.

• Out if the two i feel like you would probably be the one to realize your feelings for Deimos. Though you would probably act more natural around him other than hanging around him more often along with being more protective of him.
• Deimos on the other hand would be confused to why he feels the way towards you. We would try to chalk it up to him just being ill.
• Though the more the thought about it, the more that sounded wrong.
• In the end he goes to Sanford and asks him about the things he feels about you, only to receive an “are you serious?” Look from Sanford himself.
• Sanford ends up having to explain that Deimos might have feelings for you. He tries to deny it for a brief moment.
• “You have feelings for (Y/n)”
• “Nah that can’t be right, I mean I’m pretty sure that they don’t have feeling for me either. Though I think—“
• Sanford grabs him by the shoulders and looks at him straight in the eyes.
• “You. Have. Feelings. For. Them.”
• “… Holy shit I have feelings for them.”
• Though after he comes to terms with them and accepts his feelings for you, he’ll become more flirty than what he originally was before.
• And probably a little bit more touchy with you. He also may be a bit more aggressive during battle whenever you do go down for the count.
• He doesn’t want to see you combust into flames after all.
• The two of you would try to hide your guy’s feelings for one another, but to others. It’s painfully obvious.
• So obvious to the point Sanford legitimately had to say it out loud in front of you to finally realize you both had feelings for each other after all.
• The two of you finally decide to go on an actual date whenever you guys have the time for it.

• The two of would act the same as when you both were friends, except with a whole bunch of pick up lines and flirty comments to each other.
• With you, you would be more subtle about it but still would be noticeable enough for Deimos to realize what you just had said.
• He would fire back cheesy pick up lines which would end up making you laugh.
• Probably would say something about your teeth to which you’d fire back a suggestive comment to where it would probably get Deimos a little too excited.
• But that’s for another time. :)
• Most of the time the two of you would spend your dates out and about in the city at night.
• Though if you two prefer just staying home, he’d mostly be at your place most of the time. Mostly due to the fact 2BDamned still doesn’t trust you.
• Probably cause your gang had attacked one of his partnered agency’s founder and had to save them cause there were too many of them for one to handle.
• Not only that they just kept getting up blow after blow to where they had to resort to more fatal executions.
• You didn’t really hold it against him you knew how annoying you and the Vampire gang could be when fighting off. Neither could Deimos blame him.
• The only reason why they don’t mess with him now is cause you were now in a relationship with him. And probably cause you threatened all of them if they had touched him.
• He also didn’t like it when he had to come back to the Anti-AAHW whenever he was called back for an up coming mission from 2BDamned. But a job is a job and he needed to do what he needed to do.
• He would talk about you a lot to Sanford since he was the only one who would listen to him. Or tolerate him talking about you.
• Hank not so much considering he doesn’t really care about the two of them in the first place.
• 2BDamned would be annoyed with him and tell him to go away and he had better things to do than to listen to him rant on and on about you.
• Still Deimos wouldn’t care. If anything he’d probably still do it anyways just to piss off Doc even more.

• Genuinely, this man is just a goof along with being such a sweetheart. When he’s not too focused on a current project that is.
• Though that’s mostly cause he’s pre-tricky, if anything as Tricky he would probably be more unhinged and unstable.
• I imagine that he would meet his s/o who also works at the agency he also works at. Whether you’d be a scientist, agent, soldat, etc.
• I also think of him as someone who isn’t clumsy whenever he’s working alone or with other scientists who are assigned to the same project he’s on.
• But whenever it comes to you, he’s always tripping over his own words along with having with this goofy smile on his face.
• Hoffnar couldn’t help it, you’re just that intoxicating and warm to be around.
• He just really loves his s/o.
• From time to time he’ll try to make you laugh too by telling you little jokes to brighten your day
• Other times he’ll just try to make sure you won’t overwork yourself like he does to himself. 
• If you’re a soldat or an agent, he’d hate whenever you’d be sent out when a lockdown occurs when Hank would raid the facility you’re both in. 
• If anything that would probably put a lot more stress on him more than the work that’s piled onto him.
• If you’re a scientist, then he would probably help you with whatever work you have on your plate, trying to take off some weight off your shoulders.
• But you always end up scolding him for that considering he himself already has a lot on him.
• So instead, he’d mostly try to cheer you up by either putting a smile on your face or would do little things like give you coffee or tea. 
• Which ever you prefer honestly, he just wants to make sure you’re okay just like what you do with him.
• Which by the way, he really loves the care you give to him. 
• The amount of times he’d pass out on his desk only to wake up on the couch that was in office with a blanket over him is ridiculous. 
• The first time it happened, Hoffnar would look around, confused with how he had even gotten onto the couch only to see that there was a mug with freshly brewed coffee and a note from you.
• It made him melt reading it as it told him to get some rest and to take care of himself in your hand-writing.

black-vanillacookie asked:

Can I get the main 4 with a reader who knits like all the time when they aren't on a mission?

• Going out on missions most of the time would require one to have a de-stressor, especially with how much you and Hank go on them together.
• For you it'd would be knitting
• It was one of the things that you enjoyed because of the fact that it was something that felt close to a normal life before the fall of Nevada.
• Whenever you have free time away, not going out and risking your lives, you'd be cozied up under a blanket while knitting whatever you felt like knitting
• At first Hank would look at you confused, out of all things, knitting?
• Although he did find it odd, he never really said much considering that you looked happy doing something that wasn't out and about under direct fire.
• So whenever he was out on a mission while you were home, he would try his best and find some yarn for you so.
• They weren't that colorful due to the fact everything in Nevada was either black, grey, or red. It was rare to find color. But sometimes he'd get lucky with some being colorful.
• He did love seeing your face light up whenever he did bring some back for you.
• He would also probably make sure no one would talk shit about the things you make by looming over the grunt with that murderous glare he'd give them through the red goggles he wore.
• There was a time you did give him a scarf, black just like his attire other than the little red heart that was knitted onto it.
• He wears it whenever he's out on missions now. He tried not to get it damaged.
• But god forbid it does, the poor grunt that tears or damages it is going to wish they were dead for he wouldn't give them a quick death like those around him.
• After that, he'd probably come back feeling a little guilty that he had damaged it only for you to reassure him that you'd be able to fix it.

• Sanford knows that a one needs a de-stressor after the missions he and the others have gone through so you having knitting as both a hobby and something to help you relax was something he related to.
• Except for him, cooking was his hobby instead of knitting.
• He knows how much it makes you happy and calm and he himself couldn't agree with you anymore than he does
• Plus he finds it cute that you would be curled up either on the couch or your shared bed with a blanket over you while you knitted whatever you were knitting.
• Plus it moments like this also gave him fond memories of life before Nevada.
• Just like Hank, whenever he goes out on missions he makes sure to try and find some yarn for you so you don't run out or that you don't have to go out and buy some more.
• But there will be times he won’t be lucky and you do have to buy some, which he feels somewhat bad for. You assure him that it happens and that he shouldn’t feel bad for something that he can’t control.
• He also loves watching you make things, for example, the sweater you had made him when it was cold that one time.
• Sanford wears it proudly around the base too and doesn’t care, you made it after all. And he loves it as much as he loves you.

• You bet your ass this mofo is probably going to be the one who bothers you about it. Especially after when you come back from a mission.
• He would probably be the one to try to annoy you about making something for him, whether it’d be a scarf, sweater, etc.
• Not only that but sometimes he’d joke around, calling you a grandma. Though he’d stop if you didn’t like being called that.
• But really, he just found it cute and almost comforting.
• Unlike the others, Deimos has never really experienced any sort of calm domestic life before the madness considering he was cloned from the AAHW.
• But seeing enjoy your little time to yourself along with doing what you love made him happy as well.
• He knew the days you’d come back to the base after a mission, exhausted and wanting to unwind. So he’d just get your bin of yarn and your knitting pins for you.
• He loves the things you made for him as well, that being the scarf and gloves whenever Nevada hits the lower temperatures.
• He tries to make sure he doesn’t set them on fire whenever he smokes or least tries not to get the smell of cigarettes on them.
• But considering he literally smokes a pack everyday, it was nearly impossible to keep the smell away. Not that you minded anyways.

• 2B would probably enjoy the fact that you knit due to it being a quiet hobby, let alone comfortable one too.
• Although he does feel somewhat bad about sending you to missions, a job was a job and it needed to be done.
• Though he’d make sure to leave the bin you had that was full of yarn and your knitting pins out for when you come back and just want to unwind.
• He also made sure to keep the bin full for you by ordering a few bundles of yarn whenever there was a shipment that needed to be places for supplies.
• Although he doesn’t really show much interest in knitting himself, he’s fine with watching you from time to time whenever you’d force him off of whatever work he was doing himself.
• He did need to take care of himself after all considering he was always buried with work and with having to constantly patch the main three up all the time after a mission.
• There was a time where 2B had fallen asleep at his desk. He doesn’t remember how he did.
• But he remember feeling weight over his shoulder and back before draping to the floor.
• 2B would notice that it was a blanket that you had knitted for him. When did you even have the time for this?
• Oh well, he could care less. All he thought about was how warm and comforting the blanket was while pulling it closer into him.
• He looks over at the couch where you laid on, your blanket over you as you had your yarn and pins in the bin in front of you. He felt his lips curling into a smile before getting up to press a soft kiss against your forehead before going back to work.
• Well… after a quick nap and coffee break of course.