*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

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August 14, 2025 - A UK student opening their A-level exam results live on the BBC TV broadcast uses the moment to say:

"On that note, I want to say Free Palestine, end the genocide, and the BBC is complicit”.

The BBC reporter quickly interjected and said “we’re here to talk about A-Level results…", Student, to the camera: "The BBC is complicit".

If you have a platform in whatever way, use it to speak out! [video]

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

apple flavored cereal experiments

I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

"If stuff was just handed to me I'd have no motivation to do anything! That's human nature!" No, babe, that's depression. Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn't being actively threatened.

[Image description: tweet by Roxi Horror @roxiqt on March 30, 2022 at 11:13 AM: “’Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?’ lol. lmao. yeah.”]

okay so like, we all know that housekeeping in a hotel is a Shit Job, right?

I worked with a woman who was independently wealthy. But she liked working housekeeping. So she did. And if the manager got bitchy with her, she’d just shrug and be like “Okay, I can quit.”

Like the manager treated her like a human being because she knew she had to because otherwise she’d lose one of her best workers.

Yes, everyone should be just handed the money to live.

I worked with a lady who’s husband made more than enough to support them both.  She just did the retail to have something to do with herself part-time.

There’s a lot of people who’d happily do the same sort of thing.  Honestly?  A lot of the jobs we consider “shitty” jobs?  Are shitty because the employees are treated like garbage.

If employees weren’t being screwed over by people higher up the chain constantly or being forced to kiss the asses of customers currently shitting all over them, those jobs would by and large be a whole lot more bearable, and appealing to more people!!

Palestinian Lesbians, happy pride to my Palesbians !

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭

Sirens 🧜‍♀️

Uni.

HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

Feels like home, y’know?

Vine has such a different energy than tiktok like this is definitely more chaotic.

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

UNMUTE THIS

I literally showed this to my uncle yesterday and he was so offended that they cut it out

WHY DID THEY CUT THIS OUT I AM UPSET

even if that means violin concerts at 4am and fights about cocaine on a regular basis

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORIES, OMG!!

HE ATE HIMSELF FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ;-;

RIP, Alex Hirsch

Cause of Death: Eaten by Alex Hirsch

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks