this is it. this is the single greatest post i’ve ever seen on this god forsaken planet

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

Oh I needed this! 

I see a fucking water pistol, don't think I'm taking you seriously right now.

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

this is the best thing I watched today

you can’t….. you can’t abort babies a week before your due date

Did half the country just play themselves

Oh just get married man

All credit goes to The Sidemen Book

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

100%

200%

Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.” 

Two months ago, I was trying to grab some tampons at a 7/11-type store in Wisconsin. I was zoning out over my choices when I noticed another person in the aisle with me.

She was wearing a hijab, and was probably in her twenties or so.

We were the only people in the store except for the white guy behind the counter.

And then another dude walked in, a beardy, white 40-something.

I was ready to buy my shit and leave but i just stood there, watching that old dude.

The midwest is such a shitshow i swear to god and I just couldn’t leave until that girl left too. I don’t know these men. I wasn’t going to leave the only other woman there, alone at night, with those two white men. Especially not a woman in a hijab.

I loitered and waited til she got her shit and left. I wandered to the front so I could watch her drive away.

I think in the next 4 years or more, if you haven’t already, you better start watching. Don’t leave people alone. Don’t trust anyone. Don’t assume anyone is safe. Don’t believe you’re being paranoid. It’s our duty to watch.

Trust no one.

trump cant even control his wig, how is he going to control a country?

writing fanfiction

when you have the PERFECT ROMANTIC SCENE ALL ENVISIONED AND EVERYTHING but then your fingers be like “he look into eyes. hot darn.”

SIMON’S FACE😭😭😭😭😭

Omg 😱😭

This added 36 hours to my life.