Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Podcast recaps master post
by @jake-and-ames and me
I watched the B99 premiere and Rosa and Amy are just the greatest duo ever
Both as cops, but also I'll never be over the line "yes. We have specific favourite porns"
are you more of a “my partner doesn’t follow orders!!” friend or a “glug glug glug it’s a babbling brook” type of friend pls report back
“I wish this hurt you as much as it hurts me. I wish you could feel all this pain I’m in, even the slightest amount.”
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“I drank Vodka last night, and it burnt my throat and set my chest on fire but then I remembered the first time I saw you with her and compared to that drinking Vodka felt like sipping on lukewarm milk with honey in it.”
— Alcohol is a better lover than you ever were
“It’s so fucking painful, the thought of them together. I have never been a possessive person but the idea of him being with her just makes me feel a kind of pain I haven’t felt before.”
— why her and not me
“Self harm is : •making yourself sleep deprived •making yourself cold (not wearing warm clothes in the winter, sleeping without a blanket etc) •not eating •not drinking •eating too much •not looking before crossing the street •scratching •letting your skin be dry & break easily •picking at skin •over-exercising •substance abuse •over-working yourself •making yourself go out and do things even though you’re exhausted •putting yourself in anxiety-inducing situations (even if you have a choice to stay out of them) •triggering yourself •purposefully angering someone who you know will yell at you •entering relationships you don’t want to be in/being around people you don’t want to be around •having sex when you don’t want to •setting yourself punishments •not giving yourself time •not letting yourself spend time with the people you love & know will be good to you •yelling at yourself inside your head •pinching or bruising yourself instead of cutting •cutting •holding everything in even when you have the option of venting •over stressing •over thinking •staying in abusive relationships (friend wise or romantically) STOP assuming that self-harm is visible and easy to notice. It’s NOT. Self harm isn’t always physical, it can be emotional, and mental as well …”
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Hogwarts houses aesthetics
Gryffindor: sunsets, roller coasters, laughing so hard your stomach aches, laying in bed after a very hard day, brushing hair, riding with all four windows open, flirting, soft drinks, playing truth or dare, reading out loud, taking a puppy home, moving days
Ravenclaw: sitting on a roof, wearing comfortable shoes, poems, sunrises, stargazing, thunderstorms, boxes with books, learning new things, birds singing, kisses on cheek, Celtic music, being so good at cosplay no one can really guess who you really are under the costume
Hufflepuff: sitting late in the night and talking, ice cream, movie marathons, smell of baked cookies, crispy air, singing, bare feet, swimming, that one warm week in October, cats, jumping on a trampoline, kids, wearing colorful clothes, friendship bracelets, soft armchairs, dancing
Slytherin: cloudy days, swearing, warm jeans jackets, traveling a lot, the starting of the new year, smoking, coffee, the feeling of breaking rules, boys with curly hair, kisses on the neck, champagne, good taste in literally everything, having many Facebook accounts, winning a battle
Hufflepuff: I always carry a lighter with me.
Hufflepuff: I don’t smoke, but you may be somewhere and you’ll need to light a candle!
Do you ever bring your pet up to the mirror and you’re just like ‘that is you’.
Hufflepuff
Slytherin: When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and footrests.
Hufflepuff: When I get used as a pillow or footrest I feel loved.
Klaus: I am the 1930s.
Ben: Elaborate.
Klaus: The great depression
Klaus: maybe I should figure out my powers
Also klaus: what if I had 3 pounds of cocaine injected into my system right now
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But you’ll fight and you’ll make it through You’ll fake it if you have to
Klaus: who needs drugs when the world spins whenever you stand up too fast
Ben: please drink water
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Klaus: One day I will solve my problems with maturity
Klaus: But today it will be alcohol
the seven of the umbrella academy have one braincell and they have to share.
klaus never asks for the braincell.
five hogs it.
that is all.