I got better

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

average conversation with straight women

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

everytime a canonically fat female character gets slimmed down in fanart but her bust and thighs are left their canon size another angel fucking dies violently and painfully btw

GOD OF WAR (2018) — motionresque [x] dev. Santa Monica Studios

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

mass effect legendary edition 🪐

Mass Effect 1 Scenery I Eden Prime

some people on tumblr are really like "of course i love female characters! which is why i ship this girlboss and malewife. men get pegged by powerful woman! i'm calling this m/f ship yuri. this canonically male character is a woman to me but not in a transfem way and i'm not exploring it further. yeah i love lesbians uhhh i'll headcanon background character #9 as a lesbian because she doesn't get in the way of my ship. lol ew why do you ship blorba and blorbette together when blorbette is canonically married to a man? no i don't actually have a favorite female character because all fictional women are poorly written!"

*blows up balls with mind*

people claiming every black man protagonist is boring & that's why they don't care about him, and then they try to cover themselves claiming "well it's the writers fault they made him boring they're the real racists" maybe all of you are racist did you ever think of that 😑

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on