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This is where all my Time goes . . .

@arielsojourner / arielsojourner.tumblr.com

So. Many. Fandoms. My first was Star Wars. My latest is Moon Knight. Fan Fiction Writer and literal Ace Attorney.

on a scale of Bruce Wayne to Jaster Mereel, how cool would you be if your adopted kid killed the person who murdered their parents?

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Batman is so focused on losing his tiny shadow that he doesn’t realize there are actually three of them.

aka wanted to play with dynamic duo dynamics and i couldnt decide whether to give bats a kid, a preteen, or a dick hilariously close in age, but then, epiphany: all 3 at once. batdad speedrun

btw timmy got the other two interested in following batman around so they basically adopted batman, really

The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

cody: why are generals skywalker and kenobi sitting with their backs to each other? ahsoka, whispering: they had a fight. cody: then why are they holding hands? ahsoka: anakin gets sad when they fight.
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Hi,

It’s your friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.

Ditto.

“It’s only a crime if you get caught, really,” General Kenobi nodded.

“We did get caught, Sir.”

“Semantics, my dear Commander, semantics.”

“This is the best day of my life,” Fox sniffled, holding up the camera again. “General, give us a smile!”

Fox would frame and hang Cody’s mugshot on his wall 😂😂

Bruce: *messing around at a gala as a child, pushes into an old scary lady*

Lady: *scowling* I hope you get a child exactly like you.

*years later*

Dick: *stubborn with anger issues*

Bruce: oh no

Jason: I hate you! You’re not my dad

Bruce: *remembering all the times he yelled that at alfred* oh nooo

Tim: *stays up for days obsessing over cases, drinks coffee like it’s disappearing tomorrow*

Bruce: *quietly moved away his files and mugs* oh nooooo

Cass: *charges into a death match to become the best fighter she can*

Bruce: *remembering every training he did before Batman* ....pleaseeee

Damian: I hate school! I don’t need it *gets expelled from every school he goes to*

Bruce: *remembers EXACTLY how many times he got expelled and for why* ....fuck

Bruce: *stared at Duke and Steph*

Ok so are we gonna talk about the fact that despite of Ram being fire, the one thing that connects him to his home is water? Where is the first time we ever see Seetha waiting for Ram? By the river bank waiting for the water to carry him home. On what does Ram swear in order to make the villagers that he will come back? On Ma Godavari. A river. He believes the water will bring him home. And who is it that brings Ram back to Seetha? Bheem.

In the end, it is the water that carries Ram home.

I wonder if Raju's cheeks started hurting after he met Akhtar. This bitch doesn't smile once before he meets Bheem and then he spent the entire Dosti montage (and most of Naatu Naatu, and most of their interactions in between) grinning from ear to ear. Genuinely. His face is always held so tightly and so carefully blank (despite the rage in his eyes) and then Akhtar comes along and he's laughing and grinning all the time. I'm afraid he's gonna pull a muscle or something

THIS! Akhtar/Bheem totally reminds Raju/Ram of his baby brother (left handed eating because he is hungry- not just a sign he is not Moslem). He looooves having a brother again. He is so happy. Awww.