i had a date tonight w the cutest girl of my life n we cuddled and kissed and it was so cute !!! 😇😇😇😇
we’ve had two dates in a row now and tonight is abt to be the third!!!!!! i love girls !!!!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
i had a date tonight w the cutest girl of my life n we cuddled and kissed and it was so cute !!! 😇😇😇😇
i would trust every girl w a jodi arias pfp w my life
inventing god to pray to for five minutes and then banishing him to the shadow realm when he doesn't give me what I want
as an empath if i see/hear about people getting high i also have to get high
your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On
can i be honest? i’m going to be honest. i’m going to be real. i want to scream and never stop screaming
i typed in the wrong address to get dropped off at on lyft so i play it cool n say thank u and get out of the car then wait a minute and order another lyft to the right location. it’s the same goddamn driver. he must think i’m an idiot which like yes but,
im so bored i hate having covid i wanna go out!!!!!!!
I SIGNED A LEASE I GOT AN APARTMENT IN THE EXACT LOCATION IN THE CITY THAT I DREAMED OF AND ITS PERFECT I DID IT !!!!!!!!!
yes sir, your daughter’s lobotomy was a success. she will never utter a coherent sentence ever again in her life. i also performed a complimentary nose job that i’m sure you’ll appreciate
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living with your parents isn’t free because the price you pay is your mental stability and happiness
why does modern vampires of the city still slap as an album tho…
Things are gonna keep happening….so…find a way to deal with that…