i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
reminder that shadow the hedgehog loves you and wants you to 👉
- drink water
- stretch for a few minutes to avoid future complications
- eat at least three meals per day
- set your boundaries and not feel ashamed of them
- avoid blue light before sleep
because you're worthy of my grace ✨
If you think you're a boy read all the letters in this post that are blue in color. If you think you're a girl read all the letters in this post that are pink in color. If you're nonbinary read all the letters in this post that are orange in color.
Tumblr PVP update patch notes:
Action balancing: Blaze - can now be used on other user's posts
NEW actions: Freeze - stops posts from receiving any notes for the duration Thunder - stuns an account and keeps them from posting for the duration Gigaflare - kills a tumblr user in real life
good lird. stay safe out there folks
and on this week’s episode of “Context is important”
The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.
Talking to mutuals for the first time is literally like:
there's an old post I think about all the fucking time and I've googled so many times but I can never find it. I remember it like this
this is my tumblr white whale
hey I found it
this is so funny to me
some of my favourite tags from this post lmao
Seattle Public Library is doing this awesome program called Books Unbanned that allows teens and young adults (ages 13-26) access to their collection of e-books and e-audiobooks from anywhere in the USA. All you need to do is fill out a simple form and you get their Books Unbanned card. Please share this information far and wide. I know they're not the only ones to have done this, but the more the merrier!
unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind
ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door
who isrhis
tigerstar from warrior cats
oh okay carry on











