v.2

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

"If you smile too much you'll get laugh lines!!!!!" what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body

This expresses my feelings precisely.

From the Guardian

the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on

Terfs after they get butch women kicked out of womens bathrooms for looking too much like a man, call cis women men because they don't fit a white western beauty standard, say people who've had mastectomies (which are mostly cancer patients) are mutilated, reduce women down to their anatomy, act like trans men are clueless little girls who can't think for themselves, say women are naturally worse at sports and quiz shows and beauty pageants than men, flash a fake bush in parliament with children present, rile up so much bullshit about trans athletes that now there's laws being made where little girls have to have genital inspections, and throw intersex people under the bus at every opportunity

Someone told me today you don’t even have to have a goal in life you can just have fun and i’m still mentally recovering

#goals

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

The concubine after reading this:

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

Gee, Florida. These Italian nuns posing for a selfie with the statue of David certainly don’t think it’s pornographic.

When you are too prudish for nuns, ffs.

I'm such a girl who lays in bed and doesn't want to get up

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

wholesome

This post missed the best one

all the leaves are brown (alllllll the leaaaaves are brown)

and the sky is gay

(and the sky is gay)

btw life is more beautiful and magical than you could ever imagine you just have to open yourself up to it and free yourself from shame