reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

This website truly is bizarre

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To say Aren looked pretty rough was the understanding of the century.

As the enormous sphere of shadowflame hit the death knight, Nixalegos could see the anti-magic barrier flicker and shatter before the personal wards on Aren’s armor failed shortly after. Not even the saronite alloy could hold back the flame from exploding his limb entirely.

If it weren’t for all of the layers of protection, Aren might have gone blown off his arm rather than the other way around.

However, even as he stood back up, he stumbled, swayed. As he was a death knight, physical concussive force didn’t faze him. Magical, psychic forces on the other hand still had a chance of leaving the undead juggernaut wondering which way was up and which was down.

And soon, he had fallen back onto his rear mere moments before Nixalegos had begun the arduous process of dragging an eight hundred and fifty pound death knight towards the dead proto drake.

“…proto drake…essence?” He muttered, before shaking his head to clear it. They were still in a battlefield, after all.

“Not the worst thing I’ve had to ‘consume’ in order to survive. I’ll take it,” he grunts.

Then, after swiftly deathgripping the fallen pauldron off of what was once his left arm, he retrieves the enormous revolver hidden underneath it. Kicking the red-hot metal away, he clicks the enchanted cylinder until the gun’s lights flowed blue…and a swift headshot was what awaited a charging djaradin, just as the invisible swords made short work of another.

At the warlock’s words, though, he pauses.

“…and let you take it? If you try and tell me that you would’ve been fine after taking a spell that took my barrier, armor, and my arm?…then I’m going to call you a liar.” His head tries to twist to see what Nixalegos was doing, but unfortunately he was in Aren’s blind spot.

Worst part of all of this was that said spell was powerful enough to fry the self-repair protocols on Aren’s armor. As such, he wasn’t going to be in any position to be going back into melee until that fixed itself.

( @nixalegos )

this is what a mind reader would hear if they tried listening in to my thoughts

"Is it difficult going through your day to day so often being wrong? I would find that grating." He said in high spirits as he made his way towards the wreckage. He unslung what looked like an eredar skull from his beltline, scrimshawed with runes and its internal workings of metal spider-like contraptions springing out from under it. The damn thing was trying to scream from the way it vibrated. The demonic soul was trapped inside the contraption. The warlock took the device and its metal legs dug its way into the damaged hull of the siege engine. The way it joined was surprisingly seamless for the ugliness of both device and engine. "Burning Legion isn't gone, just stemmed, you know this, I know this, worlds busy trying to deny it. Something keeps siccing weapons like these on us, but the wreckage doesn't stick around. I suspect its being forcibly summoned back by salvage crews, like the interdiction vessels they had over the Broken Shore. Possible demonic pirate crews for hire, or an attempt for a lesser demon lord to show off its might to would be fellows in the current power vacuum. In any case, it'll be summoned back, and that little gizmo, currently fusing to the hull, is going for the ride when it does, and it'll tell me how and where it's going. If it ends up on Legion held forge world, or a ship, or just floating wild in the Nether as scrap is immaterial. The more eyes I have on the impossible, the easier it'll be to chart out." The warlock turned his cowled head to them with a grin. "Calibrating Unreality. Unmaking inevitability. Caging impossibility."

@areniaagn

“Clever,” Aren admits, as he watches the smaller machine blend in with the much larger one.

“Though, do tell. What happened if they find it? Surely you have a plan for that too.” He hefts his hammer over his shoulder, freeing some of the siege engine’s outer hull from his hammer in the motion.

( @nixalegos )

NO FUCKING WAY

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

you may not like it, but this is the current Elden Ring pvp meta

bro the pose?????

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

as someone who was already scared of the ocean uhhhhhh

HIS HAIR?

WACK

HIS GEAR??

WACK

HIS JEWELRY???

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

ME?

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

The premise of Skyrim is just so funny. The shouts are just dragon language, making the fights between dragons basically an argument? But now this puny human has a minimal grasp of the vocab. Imagine you're disagreeing with your bud about something unimportant like pineapple on pizza and then a mouse came running over and called you a bitch

@mcmissileproof 's tags added something for me

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include

• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing

• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)

• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)

• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it

• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers

• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own

like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves

here’s the article please read it

I know it's because they're invasive but it's hilarious how many different ways human have come up with to send this one fish in particular to the plinko.

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

they're like angels

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