The real joke is that Luz is using illusion magic and Vee shapeshifter into Luz

idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

Ghost

i am going to start a collection

if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me

I love hermitcraft

Clearly the last one is just a bird turning into a man please don’t erase them from our minds

Well out of the blue I just remembered today the time I accidentally joined the cast of a production of The Princess Bride….in the middle of the production.

And you’re gonna just leave us there

I mean, if you guys wanna hear the story, it is a pretty fun one

Okay, so this is what happened,

Some years ago (6? 7 years ago, I think?) there was a pirate exhibit at the state museum. We had actual artifacts from the Queen Anne’s Revenge, creepy wax dummies, historical costumes etc, it was awesome.

I was really into Pirates of the Caribbean at the time, because I played the mmorpg with some high school friends of mine (and some of their parents sometimes, who also got addicted to it), so of course when they announced “Pirate Night at the Museum”, in which visitors were encouraged to dress up, I was over the moon. So I’m there with my friends, my parents, and my sisters, running around the exhibits after the museum is technically closed.

They replaced the creepy wax dummies with people in costume at this point, and it was pretty epic.

The highlight of the night would be a showing of The Princess Bride. The movie would play on the big screen while actors would be on a stage below, acting the whole thing out word for word and shot for shot as it happened. Any audience members who knew lines were encouraged to shout them out as they heard them.

Here’s the thing. My parents love that movie. Like you don’t understand they were quoting it to us in its entirety when we were still in highchairs. I could reenact the battle of wits scene before I ever actually watched it. So my family sits in the front row, behind the railing, quoting everything right along with the actors and film.

And then comes the part in the Pit of Despair with the Albino. And the cast didn’t have anyone on the stage with Wesley.  I don’t know if the Albino couldn’t make it that night, or if they’d never cast him, but it was really weird to see Wesley just lying on the stage awkwardly while the Albino is supposed to be treating his injuries.

I started twitching. My mom and sister look at me and they’re like “do it.” And one of the ushers is like “you know the part? do it”

So I launch over the railing, run up onto the stage, and take over from there, doing my best impression of the character. Being that I was a 5′2″ blonde girl in a corset and puffy sleeves, Wesley had some trouble keeping a straight face.

Then they got to the scene with Humperdink telling the guard to clear out the Thieves’ Forest, and…they didn’t have the guard either. So my twin sister up in the audience is like “hang on, I got this” and then she launches over the railing to make sure Humperdink isn’t just sitting awkwardly talking to thin air.

This meant that yes, I got bopped on the noggin by Fezzik, and yes, my sister got to do the “Give us the key.” “What key?” “Fezzik, tear his arms off.” “Oh, you mean this key!” 

They made up stay on stage and take a bow with the cast when it was over, it was hilarious. Then the next year, since they still had the exhibit, the museum called my sister and was like, “So….that was super fun last year. Do you and your sister want to be audience plants and do it again this year?”

The answer, naturally, was heck yes. Since we had new volunteers playing Count Rugen and Inigo this time, this also led to my sister actually choreographing their fight scene herself. Which was awesome.

My favorite part is that this is entirely in tone  for Princess Bride.  

hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

the night sky has sparkles on it

the creatures live in the grass.

You’ll need one of these if you go in the tall grass.

I’ll take Squirtle

Well I’ll take Bulbasaur. Clearly the better starter anyways

Your heart on the above image gas lit me into thinking I liked that even though I know I didn’t tap it and this really made my head for a spin

If you listen to me yap about my special interest then I just HAVE to suck you off. Those are the rules

I hear you, but the more you yap about your special interests the more I want to suck YOU off

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

Benelli M4

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

I am in love with you?

Matress

Level 1: Porn with plot

Level 2: Porn with social commentary

Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications

Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos

Level 5: Porn with math

Dnd

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

When you’re writing and you suddenly realise you DO know what happens next

When you’re writing and you realise you have to write what happens next

When you’re writing and you realize you get to write what happens next (people will read it!)

making friends via fandom is inherently hilarious because in many ways it's like a regular friendship and sometimes you'll share stuff that's going on in your lives and offer support and talk about food or pets or random cultural stuff because you live on opposite sides of the damn planet, but also some of your interactions are like "hello beloved friend whom I cherish deeply, I have brought you a deceptively platonic gift of lovingly crafted star wars porn"

Please does someone know where that image of the hit man and the girl sharing drinks is and the girl gets a big mug of beer and the hit man gets like a sundae or something and they have to exchange drinks because the server gave them eqch other’s drinks?

Google says Leon the Professional, but all I can think of is Mr Satan and Pan in Dragon Ball GT

Sorry no this is not it. The image I am thinking of is of live people I think they are Japanese

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

no im a search engibe

no im not im a grocery store

No I’m a shit music platform

No I'm an online game

NO IM A COUNTRY

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

no im a fanfic website

Nope I'm Staff

No I am bug

As a catholic raised person. Holy shit it is hilarious. Please keep mocking it.