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dick too bomb

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

I’ve got  

and  

aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

BOOM

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this

You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

GET OUT ME LOBBY

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

Thank you little Asian kid

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine