a dog... loose in the archives

Holmes with Toby in SIGN :3

the other thing about elias is that he is like a tumblrina to me essentially. like he saw a wet mean little man he liked and he said oh he’s perfect i’m going to put him in a jar and shake him around i’m going to put him in so many hideous situations. like any time you want to put a man in the microwave it was then that elias bouchard carried you. but unlike tumblr bloggers he managed to leverage this for career advancement slash becoming king of the fucking world which no one here has ever accomplished. you know they say if you do what you love you never work a day in your life.

butch mermaid wearing a carabiner*

*tiny lobster that holds onto her mermaid belt with one claw and all her mermaid keys with the other. his name is carabiner.

the United States is the worst disease this world has ever faced lol

auto suggest bewilders me

imo they should fill the Chicago rat hole because it is a safety hazard but they should use a precious metal like silver or gold

I understand that people will keep on swiping the metal but I want a new economy of people exchanging rat ingots

if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him

incredibly pleased that this reached at least one person who is apparently obsessed with prometheus

if i had a dick i would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed

Dont do this you will get dirt in your penis hole :((

Or so I’ve heard

im just someones weird sister

Bocce Players

Kevin Specht

30 x 30

Acrylic on canvas