(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

I don’t have children so take this with a grain of salt but I hate when you can tell people like the concept of their children more than their well-being. Parents like the concept of an all-beige nursery that’s photogenic more than they care about the development of their kid’s brain. They like the concept of a cutely dressed kid in designer clothes more than they care about their comfort and personal desires. They like the concept of a child who never eats poorly more than they care about the happiness that can come from a child eating some candy now and then. People need to stop treating their kids like little dolls

I love how different forms of art are all obsessed with each other. A book tries to capture the feeling of music, a painting tries to depict a scene in a book, a song tries to paint a picture. And it's always insufficient. No single form of art can encapsulate another form of art and capture the essence of it – but it tries, and its attempts are impossibly compelling. All the forms of art are in love with each other and spend so much time trying to express what makes the other kinds of art so lovely.

Obsessed with this syntax

me when I've been spending tons of money on shit and then I don't have money o_o

Ultimate Anime Tournament: Round 5, Matchup 6

@snufkinniee

9 loaves, the feline bakery! (click for hq)

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

otter man :)

Having a special interest will have me saying shit like "this pizza is like the one from Breaking Bad"

dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice

i hate this site so much its unreal

If you like artificial grape flavor you are incredibly mentally unwell and completely untreatable. Hopeless.

to the girl reading this right now. yeah you should get him pregnant

They need to stop putting alcohol in fruity drinks at parties and not telling anyone 💀

the punch bowl said absolutely nothing about it being like. 50% triple sec what is wrong with this cockout

disney when they spend exactly $2 promoting their new movie and release it during a busy weekend and then it flops

@artist-heart83 There is actually a reason for this. A very disgusting and greedy capitalist reason but a reason nonetheless.

Basically, they are banking on it not doing well in theaters, but doing well on streaming services in October, over three months after the release date.

Most of the writers/actors/workers/etc paycheck depends on how well they do in theaters and the three months after the release.

Since it’ll fall in theaters and won’t pick up in streaming until after everyone has gotten (the majority of) their paycheck, they won’t have to pay their workers as much as their work is worth.

cool cool cool im making a molotov cocktail