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YURY: Pillars, circulars, fragmentation, rings, all kinds. They can hurt you when you look at them.

MARION: They're a normal visual phenomenon, nothing you need to be concerned with.

YURY: A sundog is just a bunch of ice crystals that… uh… but they’re not sundogs!

MARTIN: Er… I, I’m, I’m sorry, but I would, I would change that he always wears gloves.

ARCHIVIST: Oh. W-what!

MARTIN: [Laughingly] I want to hold his hands!

ELIAS (JONAH): Oh, don’t worry too much about it.

ARCHIVIST: (overlapping) I’m not an idiot.

YVETTE: We’re all okay here.

YURY: Are you sure?

MARION: Yeah. No problems here. We’ve fixed up heat and power system so we’re not all just gonna hang out until they turn into popsicles again.

YURY: That’s all well and good, but… that doesn’t solve the…

MARION: Your sundogs?

YURY: That’s not… [Gesturing wildly]

ARCHIVIST: Pickles. Actually, I’ve been told by a couple of friends that there are a lot of different kinds of pickles. I haven’t been able to find out anything definitive on the subject, but my impression is that different species of pickles are rated on a number of different aspects, including flavour, nutrition, and whether they withstood boiling. There are also levels of heat, which vary considerably depending on the species, but generally speaking, pickles are pickles.

ARCHIVIST: Yeah, he sees the squirrel in the window.

ARCHIVIST: I liked the section on magnetic poles and the different electromagnetic fields. They were hands down the coolest part.

: a book, a tape recorder and a cheap camera.

ELIAS (JONAH): Whoops! I rather think I’ve done that before.

MARTIN: Um, well, I, I think tea should be tea. It’s, it’s a, it’s a plant. There’s, there’s a lot of different plants that, that grow naturally, and, and some… [Nervous laugh] are tisanes.

ARCHIVIST: Er, yeah…

ELIAS: [heh] No one is.

GERRY: Yeah. I know.

MEATY: [Laughing] What do you think I’ve been doing?

REID: There’s only one brother, you stupid idiot.

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