Crumbs
First morning together~ Delia comes off as very put together and emotionally secure, but she too still has stuff to work on (namely her abandonment issues)
BONUS:
Hickeys
Splinter
top 5 scariest things to do
- phone call
- driving
- have a job
- not have a job
we're back in business
I love these actually
[ID: a tweet from @galacticidiots on 8/26-27/21, saying: Let’s switch up those fanfiction terms to spice up your tag game: / “enemies to lovers” is now “foes to hoes” / “fix-it fic” is now textual healing” / “no plot, just fluff” is now “much uwu about nothing.” The tweet is continued the next day, saying: “a/b/o rivals to lovers” is now “haters to maters” / “friends to enemies” is now “besties to worsties” / the opposite of a “slow burn” is a “quick ignite.” /End ID]
HATERS TO MATERS.
ao3 needs a “notify me when this is finished” button. different from subscribing. i don’t have the patience for single chapter updates but what i DO have is object impermanence. i want to forget this fic exists and weeks later get hit with an email notification and ignore everything around me to immediately read 50k in one sitting
Scarlet Witch: Kneel before me
Y/n:….
Nat: Don’t you dare
Y/n: But-
Steve: No!
Scarlet Witch tilts her head
Y/n falls to their knees
Nat: She’s trying to kill us!
Y/n: Yeah well she can kill me stand on me whatever she wants look at her!
Scarlet Witch: I think I’ll keep you for myself malysh
Y/n: Yes ma’am
Nat: alright well enjoy your new home I’m taking your room and all your secret snacks
Y/n: That’s fine I have a whole 5 course meal in front of me and I'm hungry
Tony: Why are you so horny??? Who gave you oysters?
Y/n: You know I don't like seafood
Scarlet Witch: I'm bored of this nonsense, come with me little one
Y/n: Bye guys I'll call you at Christmas! *Leaves with Scarlet*
Nat: What do I tell her family?!
Tony: She died in battle
Nat: Pretty morbid Tony
Steve shrugs: She made her choice
(Is this not what we'd all do in this situation?)
My "stay in bed all day" game too strong
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad




