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Adventure

@archermaxx

Adult, Anime,Video games, Memes
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cdkwrites
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lyra689

I love these actually

[ID: a tweet from @galacticidiots on 8/26-27/21, saying: Let’s switch up those fanfiction terms to spice up your tag game: / “enemies to lovers” is now “foes to hoes” / “fix-it fic” is now textual healing” / “no plot, just fluff” is now “much uwu about nothing.” The tweet is continued the next day, saying: “a/b/o rivals to lovers” is now “haters to maters” / “friends to enemies” is now “besties to worsties” / the opposite of a “slow burn” is a “quick ignite.” /End ID]

HATERS TO MATERS.

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zstraps

ao3 needs a “notify me when this is finished” button. different from subscribing. i don’t have the patience for single chapter updates but what i DO have is object impermanence. i want to forget this fic exists and weeks later get hit with an email notification and ignore everything around me to immediately read 50k in one sitting

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Scarlet Witch: Kneel before me

Y/n:….

Nat: Don’t you dare

Y/n: But-

Steve: No!

Scarlet Witch tilts her head

Y/n falls to their knees

Nat: She’s trying to kill us!

Y/n: Yeah well she can kill me stand on me whatever she wants look at her!

Scarlet Witch: I think I’ll keep you for myself malysh

Y/n: Yes ma’am

Nat: alright well enjoy your new home I’m taking your room and all your secret snacks

Y/n: That’s fine I have a whole 5 course meal in front of me and I'm hungry

Tony: Why are you so horny??? Who gave you oysters?

Y/n: You know I don't like seafood

Scarlet Witch: I'm bored of this nonsense, come with me little one

Y/n: Bye guys I'll call you at Christmas! *Leaves with Scarlet*

Nat: What do I tell her family?!

Tony: She died in battle

Nat: Pretty morbid Tony

Steve shrugs: She made her choice

(Is this not what we'd all do in this situation?)