I mean...?

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

@mortuarybees​: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact that its actually fine to be mildly inconvenienced

Black white and yellow in that order

Alignment chart

i miss chilling on mars. i would like to see ana again

I thought you meant actual mars and there was just some girl named ana there

Epcot didn't kill himself

Wait

Amazingly accurate

How to fast honk

He tried to speak as fast as he honked, but it's faster to honk🥺

You were either a Magic Treehouse kid, a Goosebumps kid, an Animorphs kid, or a Babysitters Club kid.

I believe you've forgotten the Percy Jackson kids

Date someone who will

date someone who WONT

date someone who may

Date someone who is

rb if ur back hurty

The Nutcracker dance you’ve NEVER seen before!  

fuckin amazing 👏🏾🔥

this is the kind of art I want to see in the world

i actually real life clapped bless these guys

@asgardian-centaur

This is just brilliant! Take a gander, and see wonder~

They’re in a band together

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty FUNK ENGINE!!

This. This is a Good Post.

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

They are my pumpkin 🎃

was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected