but those are just my thinkies (cute way of saying thoughts)
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.
artist-magritte-deactivated2020
Time transfixed via Rene Magritte
Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas
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dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire
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rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake
i dont think a lobotomy would fix me i just think it would be fun
i go into the lobotomy room i come back out hours later zero change but i seem like i had a pretty good time
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
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the children yearn for the mines
glad this resonated with all of the freaks i love you
i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
thank god i screen shot it
[ID: a screenshot of a tiktok. text reads, “I thought I could wash my salt lamp in the dishwasher! You can’t apparently!” below the text a hand holds up the remains of a salt lamp: just the wooden stand that once supported the lamp itself. /end ID]